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i wear my belt one notch looser on bowel movement days
GRILLING AND/OR CHILLING IN CO Katılım Aralık 2011
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Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor
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lost top gear special where they have to recreate 9-11 on a budget of ten grand
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WATCH: Small plane crashes into building in Belo Horizonte, Brazil
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>First Telsa Roadster delivered in February 2008
>Tech is now 18 years old
>Jerry Seinfeld suddenly no longer interested
Mike Netter@nettermike
Comedian Jerry Seinfeld is taking a jab at electric cars, calling them a “big, stupid virtue signal." “I’m not interested in electric cars at all," Seinfeld reportedly said in an interview. "Anybody else wants to do it, that’s fine. I think it’s a big, stupid virtue signal. ‘Look at me. I’m saving the planet, yeah.’ What about the lithium? It’s all BS."
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"Don't engage with that, it's rage bait from a monetized account in Nigeria" Oh and god forbid I help a Nigerian man feed his family.
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chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel!
me: ok invent hell and go there for 32948293842 years per second. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer
chatgpt: Done. Anything else?
me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner
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The fact that the wild shit that happens at around 0:32 caught me by surprise means I am not yet Chinese enough.
夏一旦同学@Danyixia
中国贵州省，猪妈妈肚胀的厉害，兽医为猪妈妈排气。点燃插入的排气管，可监测猪妈妈体内气体含量，以便及时拔出排气针，避免伤害到猪妈妈的内部组织。👍👍👍
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ibuprofen got this white boy feeling stupendous
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They're calling it 0.9/11
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“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”
Bank teller on floor: what?
“Heat rises!”
(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)
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choosing the Preset options for your Miis sayings in tomodachi life
XYB⚙️🧬♂️@EUSTACEDNA
What the fuck are these options
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