PreciousMetalHead🤘🏻🦍🤘🏻

@KingKong9888 Poker math

@SenWarren Someone should ask @SpeakerPelosi if that’s ok. It’ll wreck her grift.

Ban stock trading by the President. Ban stock trading by the Vice President. Ban stock trading by members of Congress. End the corruption.

@NBCNews It’s always race with you fucks.

The resignation of a Southern California mayor who pleaded guilty to acting as a foreign agent for China has sparked backlash and reignited fears of anti-Asian discrimination. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/b…

White people will call themselves the superior race and then produce men like this.

@TheExtremeMusi1 Don’t make me fight you

David Bowie and unidentified fan

@MikeBales Hickory Dickory Dock

When people ask about the source of my dark humor, I don’t say a word — I just show them this childhood photo.

@krassenstein You’re a retard. This has been proven to be true.

WTF! JD Vance just claimed that dead people vote for democrats. My 7-year-old is smart enough to know that dead people don’t vote. PERIOD.

@SalimForVA @GovernorVA @Everytown @bradybuzz @GIFFORDS_org *Comes to our country…..disarms law abiding citizens for “their own safety” then wants a pat on the back. Your culture treats women like animals and animals like women. Go fuck yourself.

.@GovernorVA's signing of SB749 marks a monumental victory for public safety in the Commonwealth of Virginia, banning the sale, manufacture, and transfer of assault firearms and large capacity magazines effective July 1, 2026.

@TheExtremeMusi1 No Stevie Ray or Eddie Van Halen. You cannot be taken seriously.

Thoughts on this list? Who’s missing?

@repdinatitus @NORML @DrugPolicyOrg @lastprisonerprj Alright, Hamilton!

It’s time to puff, puff, pass the bill. As Co-Chair of the Congressional Cannabis Caucus, I am working with the Cannabis Unity Coalition to decriminalize marijuana as a dangerous drug. The federal government needs to catch up to the states. @NORML @DrugPolicyOrg @lastprisonerprj @NCIAorg

@RichardCabezza @awakensoulslove Ask him if he wants to buy some beanie babies and cabbage patch dolls I have.

@awakensoulslove I had a 26 yo tell me Pokemon are assets🤦‍♂️ I’m the asshole for busting his bubble

Imagine being a millennial buying Pokémon cards instead of metal in a great financial shift.

@NYCMayor I don’t need an economics lesson from a communist. That’s like getting medical advice from the cashier at McDonalds.

Inflation is at a three-year high. Everything costs more — groceries, gas, healthcare, a plane ticket. The math is simple. Every American dollar spent overseas on war is a dollar that could’ve been spent here at home to pay for a dignified life. It's time we change the equation.

@Ilhan Go home.

It's about damn time Congress legalizes marijuana.

@damone_mike Can you get me tickets?

Bush Swallowed 1996

@KingKong9888 I love HK so much. Best city I’ve ever visited.

Had dinner with my tailor in Central tonight while getting a new suit made. The Hong Kong financial district is full of Middle Eastern people these days — looks like quite a few Dubai “ladies” have relocated to HK. Naughty, naughty, naughty! 😂😂😂🙈

@BlackRifle_Co Where do I send my resume?

@JBONAMASSA I wouldn’t worry about a guy who doesn’t know the difference between YOUR and YOU’RE. Hahaha

I hold the all time record for the most #1 Blues Albums on the Billboard Charts, Play to sold out gigs all around the world and sold about 9 million records to boot. But yeah.. I agree. 😎👍😂

@SenSanders @VladTheInflator The Commie is worried about my privacy. Classic

Huge surveillance corporations like Palantir can use AI to increasingly track and record every aspect of our lives. We cannot allow a handful of tech billionaires to destroy what remains of personal privacy in America.

@gothkuro @MissAlly_01 You sound like a neo-liberal snowflake who can’t hear a joke without bringing politics into it and trying to kill any joy the joke may have created. You are why people don’t respect liberals. It’s you. All you.

@MissAlly_01 It feels like it’s going for shock humor miscommunication + awkward bedside care but it also crosses into unnecessarily explicit territory without a strong punchline payoff

A man was in a hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. He mumbles, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" The nurse lifts his gown, holds his penis in one hand & his testicles in the other, takes a close look & says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."