Bhavani

You’re like the chopsticks to my ramen - utterly useless cause I use a fork.

@minimalcrux @Uber_Support wtf

@Uber_Support @TeaserSalad_ stop scamming the sweet lady uber

@UberEats @Uber_Support hi - reached out about an overcharge 3 days ago, you guys said you’d get back in 12 hours. it’s looking a lot later than 12 hours 🐌🐢

@WestJet hey! i reached gold status last month! where’s my gold tags! ✈️✈️

is everyone in edmonton ok?

Rescued chimpanzee thanks Jane Goodall by giving her a hug

got these super pretty doc martens as a gift from work but i can’t go 20 seconds in wearing the left boot without an angry red mark against my foot. someone seriously messed up the stitching on the left boot. it’s unbearable and i can’t even return these. @drmartens

finally completed a very important task i’ve been avoiding for several months. it took 8 minutes and zero effort on my part and i felt immediate and immense relief. i probably won’t learn from this

😂

I'm happy to announce that I can't take it anymore

the constant struggle to be yourself versus having a healthy ego.

HOLY SHIT are you kidding me?? The United States just VOTED WITH RUSSIA, NORTH KOREA, BELARUS and SUDAN!!! Against our European DEMOCRATIC allies at the United Nations! Trump REFUSED to say Russia invaded Ukraine and that it should withdraw the sovereign country!! WHO ARE WE????!!!!!!!!

This post from a Canadian Redditor hits hard:

#LinkedIn is just a bunch of pick me’s starved for attention. gosh.

i did 4 things and it’s already Monday. #mondaymotivation :(

South Korea was able to restore democracy and undo the martial law order because people reacted quickly and decisively. That’s how you protect democracy.

🇰🇷🚨‼️ SUMMARY OF THE CRAZY EVENTS IN SOUTH KOREA: 1) The president of South Korea expected an impeachment from the opposition. 2) To prevent that, he declared martial law banning all political activity! 3) The Korean army came and closed off the parliament to prevent MPs to come in and vote! 4) Korean MPs climbed over the fence and made their way to the parliament, breaching the block! 5) The special forces tried to storm the parliament, to stop the “political activity” 6) The parliament was as able to vote, and they voted unanimously to lift the martial law and lift all restrictions! 7) The army not know what to do first, decided to abide by the parliament and left! 8) Martial law will remain in place in South Korea until the president issues a decree to lift it. The president is constitutionally obliged to lift martial law after a decision by parliament. 9) The South Korean president is expected to be arrested and impeached, according to media reports. -> The opposition and the people won, by sneaking into the parliament and voting! WOW!

And while you’re here, you should know this: if you worked last year and made up to $150,000, you’ll get a $250 cheque in your mailbox in April: the Working Canadians Rebate.

As a Canadian, there’s not enough wine in the world for this. AMERICA WHAT ARE YOU DOING. #Election2024