Jason Hulings
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Jason Hulings
@TheFakeJasonH
Inventor of felony jaywalking. lawyers/guns/money 3/3 Pig Latin
West Taiwan Katılım Mart 2013
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@ClaudesBBQ @CoryBooker Is Cory Booker the one who just got a beard not too long ago?
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LMAO if it's not written in a script, she can't figure it out.
She shouldn't be voting. Nor should anyone else who can't figure it out.
Think of it as Darwins rule of voting @CoryBooker
Cory Booker@CoryBooker
The SAVE Act would make it harder for you to vote this November.
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@justice_Tyr22 Seems like someone is on the Mexican supplements.
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@FB_Helmet_Guy I know Chambers could sky, but it almost looks fake.
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@Oilfield_Rando Don't forget everyone's favorite pederast group @ProjectLincoln !
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When I am dictator, I will open a special prison just for illegal immigrant murderers/rapists and Cato Institute employees.
Jesse Kelly@JesseKellyDC
When I am dictator, these people will be flayed alive on national television and their skins will hang from our bridges.
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@LuckyMcGee There's nowhere that epitomizes the axiom "If you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes" than my beloved home state.
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Good morning! 😃 I went to bed with the AC on, hot as heck after cleaning and unpacking all day in 90° heat, and woke up FREEZING to this nonsense this morning. 🥶 I guess my new weather is as schizophrenic as that psycho black podcast lady. 😵💫
I haven’t been watching or listening to the news at all for the past week while moving, and haven’t had time to scroll on X until this morning, and hoo-boy, it appears I’ve missed a lot! 😳
My hot takes are gonna have to wait though, because the pups are a bit stressed out by all the changes and chaos, so I really need to focus on getting unpacked and organized so they can feel some normalcy again. 🥲
They say moving is one of the highest stressors in life, and they ain’t kiddin’! I’m stretched pretty thin right now. But I’m super excited to be living closer to my daughter, and over the moon excited about the baby coming in just 2 months! ☺️
Anyway, I just wanted to pop in and say good morning before getting back to work! I sure do miss y’all! 🫶🏼


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My new house is only 10 minutes from Taco Bell. 😍 🌮 🔔 God bless the great state of Oklahoma, and this fine, exquisite, obviously authentic Mexican cuisine. 🥲🙏🏼 #Blessed

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@OkieDruggist @LuckyMcGee It's the original Taco Bell menu!
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@LuckyMcGee Welcome to Oklahoma. Wait until you find a Taco Casa. You’ll kick rocks at Taco Bell. Better flavor, bigger portions and cheaper,
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@codym1917 @Psy_ware What is the highest possible gt score?
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@Psy_ware 105 on the old standards. I got bored halfway through and rushed.
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And I’m not sad about it.
Red Media@RedMedia_us
Jarvis Butts, who was sentenced to up to 60 years in prison two weeks ago for killing and sexually assaulting 13-year-old Na'Ziyah Harris and for the sexual assaults of five other young girls ranging in age from 4 to 13 was found dead in prison today. 💃
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@MFredmonsk89374 @brinkofill Fuck straight off. Do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dollars, please continue fucking off until you run out of birthdays.
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@brinkofill Still counting? At what point do you leave the addiction behind and move on with your life?
I quit counting 9 years ago, and the only time I think about it is when people keep talking about it like it's still an everyday thing in their life.
I suggest you get over it. Congrats
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@brinkofill Well done! Any negative comments, keep them to yourself.
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Friday. AGAIN. Duty last week was markedly better, but still room for improvement. Lots of input and requests volunteering others for spots, so we will go to the people for some suggestions : Duty this week is @0nlyvans ; His Beating Stick Cadre will be : @harveyspistols,@MrLeadslinger and @Brushbeater. Please return the sticks AFTER cleaning thoroughly. @manhattanmaker has chosen our Birthday Boi @DonDubious for Snek Duty, Aero this week is @tickthief @BauxV16 @ETheVikingPilot @DownGrayedd @HillsEmilyJ @4SharkFour - Your Bartender crew this week is @CoyoteUnclean and @DomesticCEOCat, DJs are @NoirMoggy and @YesThatVCharles, KP will be @bearshrugged Medical is @BudLightSadness & @SpaceborneMedic, Your Corner HOA Emeritus continues to be - regrettably -@LakesFirearmsTr , Arms room this weekend is packed with @StackEmUpAgain and @RealTmDaddy running @ChrisWesterfie7 and @ElSotong into the depths of parts inventory and thorough inspections, backup DO will be @6Voodoo, but be warned, there are penalties for interrupting him, and @hittyminny has the Bail.
@mnsibley Duty this week finds the Following Lucky Folks, please bring "Adequate" Blanket Party and "Author-Encouraging" materials. Remember, you are tasked with watching over the safety of our Planet, please keep eyes on him at all times : @EQuest38190 @WVmotoguy @TacticalStNick @Factor85Labs @TDude1764 @TheFakeJasonH @velcroripper @reciprocity_1 @LaughingWolfOne @ammolab1 @B007EYSL4YER @navychick1993 @GalFreespirit @Beezerally and @srsattern, @Shadzey1, @wayofftheres and @realDrewMullins in the Treeline.
Suggested Follows this week are: @BuffaloWoolCo & @sunnyday82501, The Perpetually Infringing @ThomasServiam, My Truly Better Half @SEPHORADEPP and the Amazing and Irreplaceable Chef @ClaudesBBQ ! Sha-Sha to the Peeps, Heads on Swivels, Buy Blades and Ammo, Be good to each other and always remember :
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Are you doing anything for the Christians?
HJB News@HJB_News__
Keir Starmer: “I will do everything to protect Muslims and route out Islamophobia with every last breath I have.”
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I vote we burn Hollywood twice, just to make sure.
David Santa Carla 🦇@TheOnlyDSC
The X-Files by Ryan Coogler replaced Mulder and Scully with an Indian man and a black woman.
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