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Jason Hulings

@TheFakeJasonH

Inventor of felony jaywalking. lawyers/guns/money 3/3 Pig Latin

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Jason Hulings
Jason Hulings@TheFakeJasonH·
Well, you reported me and I'm still here....
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Heathen King
Heathen King@justice_Tyr22·
Have a steak you seem angry.
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Psyware@Psy_ware·
Every one is fixated on IQ scores but nobody is asking what peoples GT was on the ASVAB..
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FB_Helmet_Guy
FB_Helmet_Guy@FB_Helmet_Guy·
In honor of "White Men Can't Jump" 34th anniversary today, here's a white man who could jump.
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Jason Hulings
Jason Hulings@TheFakeJasonH·
@LuckyMcGee There's nowhere that epitomizes the axiom "If you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes" than my beloved home state.
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☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎
Good morning! 😃 I went to bed with the AC on, hot as heck after cleaning and unpacking all day in 90° heat, and woke up FREEZING to this nonsense this morning. 🥶 I guess my new weather is as schizophrenic as that psycho black podcast lady. 😵‍💫 I haven’t been watching or listening to the news at all for the past week while moving, and haven’t had time to scroll on X until this morning, and hoo-boy, it appears I’ve missed a lot! 😳 My hot takes are gonna have to wait though, because the pups are a bit stressed out by all the changes and chaos, so I really need to focus on getting unpacked and organized so they can feel some normalcy again. 🥲 They say moving is one of the highest stressors in life, and they ain’t kiddin’! I’m stretched pretty thin right now. But I’m super excited to be living closer to my daughter, and over the moon excited about the baby coming in just 2 months! ☺️ Anyway, I just wanted to pop in and say good morning before getting back to work! I sure do miss y’all! 🫶🏼
☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ tweet media☘️𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕪 Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝕄𝕔𝔾𝕖𝕖‎ tweet media
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OkieDruggist
OkieDruggist@OkieDruggist·
@LuckyMcGee Welcome to Oklahoma. Wait until you find a Taco Casa. You’ll kick rocks at Taco Bell. Better flavor, bigger portions and cheaper,
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Jason Hulings
Jason Hulings@TheFakeJasonH·
@MFredmonsk89374 @brinkofill Fuck straight off. Do not pass Go, do not collect two hundred dollars, please continue fucking off until you run out of birthdays.
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Michael Fredmonsky
Michael Fredmonsky@MFredmonsk89374·
@brinkofill Still counting? At what point do you leave the addiction behind and move on with your life? I quit counting 9 years ago, and the only time I think about it is when people keep talking about it like it's still an everyday thing in their life. I suggest you get over it. Congrats
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brink@brinkofill·
Two Hundred Sixty-Seven weeks sober today.
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ULTRA Grizzly Biker DAD
ULTRA Grizzly Biker DAD@AnotherHomoCon·
It’s Friday, warriors! The face you make when you get excited for the GMs from your homies and know the weekend is almost here. Now, greet us back with a GM, or you won’t get to make that face.
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ZenfinityDesigns
ZenfinityDesigns@ZenfinityDesign·
Friday. AGAIN. Duty last week was markedly better, but still room for improvement. Lots of input and requests volunteering others for spots, so we will go to the people for some suggestions : Duty this week is @0nlyvans ; His Beating Stick Cadre will be : @harveyspistols,@MrLeadslinger and @Brushbeater. Please return the sticks AFTER cleaning thoroughly. @manhattanmaker has chosen our Birthday Boi @DonDubious for Snek Duty, Aero this week is @tickthief @BauxV16 @ETheVikingPilot @DownGrayedd @HillsEmilyJ @4SharkFour - Your Bartender crew this week is @CoyoteUnclean and @DomesticCEOCat, DJs are @NoirMoggy and @YesThatVCharles, KP will be @bearshrugged Medical is @BudLightSadness & @SpaceborneMedic, Your Corner HOA Emeritus continues to be - regrettably -@LakesFirearmsTr , Arms room this weekend is packed with @StackEmUpAgain and @RealTmDaddy running @ChrisWesterfie7 and @ElSotong into the depths of parts inventory and thorough inspections, backup DO will be @6Voodoo, but be warned, there are penalties for interrupting him, and @hittyminny has the Bail. @mnsibley Duty this week finds the Following Lucky Folks, please bring "Adequate" Blanket Party and "Author-Encouraging" materials. Remember, you are tasked with watching over the safety of our Planet, please keep eyes on him at all times : @EQuest38190 @WVmotoguy @TacticalStNick @Factor85Labs @TDude1764 @TheFakeJasonH @velcroripper @reciprocity_1 @LaughingWolfOne @ammolab1 @B007EYSL4YER @navychick1993 @GalFreespirit @Beezerally and @srsattern, @Shadzey1, @wayofftheres and @realDrewMullins in the Treeline. Suggested Follows this week are: @BuffaloWoolCo & @sunnyday82501, The Perpetually Infringing @ThomasServiam, My Truly Better Half @SEPHORADEPP and the Amazing and Irreplaceable Chef @ClaudesBBQ ! Sha-Sha to the Peeps, Heads on Swivels, Buy Blades and Ammo, Be good to each other and always remember :
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Phoeni𝕏 2A 🇺🇸@Phoenix2A_1980s·
Raise your hand if you never sold your kids' Playstation for crack like this dude ✋
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Jon 🔬@JonnyMicro·
Please say a prayer for my sister who undergoes thyroid removal surgery tomorrow morning. Thank you
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