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Dear @EdmontonOilers you rock don't ever change.

@BaltimorePolice You love to see it.

Wanted On A Warrant In reference to the brutal assault that occurred on Oct. 13, in the 1000 blk of S. Charles St., a warrant has been issued for the arrest of 24 y/o John Callis, of Baltimore. Callis was seen on video assaulting two males following an NFL game, and is currently wanted for first-degree aggravated assault & three counts of second-degree assault.

@spuntron @amuse @MattBinder This was an underrated tweet.

@amuse @MattBinder In other words, the sandbags are used to fucking hold it down.

Elon Musk’s giant X logo on top of the building formerly known as Twitter HQ… appears to be held up by sandbags

@fourthoverall Eberle is not a dirty player. Never meant to do anything of this sort and never had before. Y’all clowning.

i am so glad andrew cogliano gets the time to be a girl dad in peace with his new baby but wow j*rdan eb*rle i will make sure you never know serenity a second in your life

@Gussto @nielsonTSN1260 I will not argue with this point of view either.

Three Quick Thoughts…. 1. Horrible period, great period, bad period, WIN in OT 2. Campbell breakaway save on Arvidsson may have saved the season. 3. Three thoughts ain’t enough, I’ll discuss 20 things on the show tomorrow. What you got tonight?

@BBCANRyan @oilcity14 @nielsonTSN1260 Get more Mustard in yer eyes.

@oilcity14 @nielsonTSN1260 Take your oil covered glasses off buddy

Watch Vilardi’s blade when the puck reaches it’s peak point, it moves up with the momentum of the puck.

@PowderheadsJ @MarmotBasin Hell yea brotha

Standing in the middle of the upper basin @marmotbasin and, I’m the only one in sight Still looking for the black and blue ninja lol

@Isuckatpicking @oilersdog @Sportsnet @SportsnetSpec But JP is playing like dog shot correct?

@oilersdog @Sportsnet @SportsnetSpec There are lots of players playing like total dogshit. He only ever criticizes Puljujarvi. He’s his whipping boy.

“Twenty games in and I have one goal. It’s sad.” In a wide-ranging interview with veteran Finnish reporter Tommi Seppälä, Jesse Puljujärvi said he isn’t sure if the National Hockey League is the place for him anymore. (@SportsnetSpec) sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/oi…

@elonmusk weasel-metrics.

A man goes to the doctor. “Doctor! How can I make Twitter profitable?” The doctor says, “Oh, that’s easy. Just find some desperate loser who thinks controlling Twitter will make people like him and get him to buy it for much more than it’s worth!” “But doctor!” said Elon Musk,

@RepMikeJohnson Scumbag.

BREAKING Republicans are introducing the Stop the Sexualization of Children Act—the first bill to ensure that none of your tax dollars go to federal programs, state or local government agencies, or private orgs that expose children under 10 to sexually explicit material. 🧵

@CISN_Jack I enjoy the heck out of Dallas and Dierks both. But at this point in the BVJ’s existence. Can we not draw some newer established artists and move a bit away from the distinctly small town Canadian festival. A little more within the country thunder footprint.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Me: say it Barista: Me: please Barista [heavy sigh]: one tall latte for “Mr. Good at Sex” Me [into megaphone]: wow any ladies wanna see if he gets ur name right also?

Strengths: works well under pressure Weaknesses: doesn’t work otherwise

@ABDanielleSmith @elonmusk @starlink @JustinTrudeau Stfu

Hey @elonmusk I'm running to be the Premier of Alberta. We still value free speech here. Could Alberta setup an independent ISP using @starlink to bypass the new @justintrudeau internet censorship law? #cdnpoli #ableg

@TomFitton Thomas, not even your first talking point is correct. Water is not wet, what water touches is wet. I'm confident I have a lot more experience in making things wet than you do.

Magneto's plan in the first X-Men film is flawless: find the senator most vocally targeting your minority group and turn them into a horrible goo

@ED_Stingers Foot-long or bust.

@TheKupschLife Approximately the size of one hot dog!

What’s going on tomorrow Edmonton? Why not grab some $2 hot dogs at our game 🌭 📍 EXPO Centre ⏰ 7:00 P.M. 🎟 bit.ly/3m9DsgJ #FeelTheBuzz

@thekillers Hot Fuss was mandatory listening for myself in junior high. Release some prints, I’d love to frame something.

Hot Fuss is legal. Thoughts on how to celebrate 20?