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@Pirates Mutiny is not taken lightly on Pirate ships.

Today, we have reinstated 1B/OF Ryan O'Hearn from the 10-day injured list and placed INF Konnor Griffin (right elbow strain) on the 10-day injured list.   Additionally, we have placed RHP Carmen Mlodzinski on the restricted list and recalled RHP Cam Sanders from Triple-A Indianapolis.

@FoxNews His discography is definitely not that deep, but what could be more audaciously American than Vanilla Ice doing Ninja Rap with some dudes in turtle costumes to celebrate our Semiquincentennial?

“We are all one… This is celebrating America’s birthday." Vanilla Ice is embracing his role at the Great American State Fair after several performers dropped out of the Freedom 250 concert lineup. The rapper says the event is about celebrating America’s 250th birthday and bringing people together through music, not politics. As backlash and artist withdrawals continue to make headlines, Vanilla Ice says he’s focused on positivity, fun, and giving fans a memorable show.

@ClanTheSpursFan I'm an NBA casual and OKC makes me glad I don't really care about basketball because it is awful to watch.

I get why OKC fans feel attacked right now, but this isn’t some anti-OKC conspiracy. Winning doesn't always equal hate. Spurs won rings all the time and no one hated us. Bucks won a ring and we all still love Giannis. Same with Tatum, Jokic and Curry. The Westbrook Thunder teams were also beloved by everybody. People just find this flopping and flailing brand of basketball unwatchable and disgusting.

@Guramitsingh01 How many times has a kirpan carrying Sikh actually done something good with it? The religious favortism that keeps you armed and the rest of the population vulnerable needs to end. Until then, the public should be rightfully wary around Sikhs.

Statement from the Sikh community regarding today's verdict.

@tunechistark What Syndrome may or may not have done on NoManisan Island is irrelevant as the Court has no jurisdiction. The unfortunate technological malfunction of the Omnidroid (built at behest of a Supe wary government) is a civil matter. Syndrome has willingly reimbursed the city.

You have to defend one of these villains in court. Choose your defendant.

@USCIS @StateDept This is a foolish and ill conceived plan if it doesn't have an exception for marriage. You expect newlyweds to spend several months apart right after getting married??

USCIS is applying long-standing law and prior court decisions to require certain aliens with temporary visas who decide they want to permanently reside in the U.S. to return to their home countries to apply for permanent visas through the @StateDept. We're returning to the original intent of the law to ensure aliens navigate our nation’s immigration system properly. Here’s what you should know: uscis.gov/newsroom/news-…

@DHSgov Is it?? I met my wife while she was on an F1 visa. This policy seems to suggest that after we got married she should fly home for several months so the government can hopefully approve her paperwork. That's just cruel.

Yes — it’s commonsense 🇺🇸

@nypost I think this is taken a little out of context. It seems she was mentioning online trolls who would say something incredibly vulgar and then have "Christian dad" in their profile. She's angry at fake Christians doing and saying awful things, as she should be.

‘Supergirl’ actress mocks critics, says a lot of them are Christian dads trib.al/7SYHP7l

@nithyavraman You have absolutely zero charisma. Not sure why you thought running for a major public office would be a good idea.

This is what a people-powered campaign looks like.   Join the movement.

@greendragonhq Can't believe he'd do that. Guess I have to support crime and the city burning down again...

REMINDER: just over 10 years ago Spencer Pratt and his wife went bankrupt after blowing $10 million preparing for a zombie apocalypse. This is not satire. It really happened. These people are dirty fucking grifters that are unfit to manage their own finances, let alone one of the biggest economies in the world. Are they going to blow the entire Los Angeles budget on a doomsday bunker and plastic surgery?

Marie Moreau’s blood powers are literally one of the most dangerous abilities in this universe and they really turned her into a background cameo😭 What was the point of Gen V then?

@RapSheet Little Joe is literally a stud. Imagine trading for prime Tyreek Hill and you also get all of his kids on your team in the future. Steal.

Wow. Did not realize there was also an ape to be named later included.

@nypost There's a reason it's the official theme song of the Bad Place.

Annoying jingle permanently banned from airwaves as California ends 'strategy of deception' trib.al/UgGkCsR

@soIoucity Don't let the name fool you, Little Joe is big where it counts. Pittsburgh Zoo will be cranking out baby gorillas in no time while Frankie still can't read a playbook.

I don't like this trade for the Pittsburgh zoo. Frankie is only 7 but his upside is thru the roof. 33-year-old Little Joe's best days are behind him at this point.

@BaseballWRLD_ Most lowland gorillas never even make it to the majors. Can't hoard prospects forever if you want to win.

Pittsburgh traded one of the top prospects in the Animal Kingdom for an aging star way past his prime with an underwater contract 💀💀💀 SELL THE ZOO

@IMAO_ Not really, because you have to pay to see the movie and pass fair judgment and once they get your money they've already won.

Everyone knows you can wait until the movie is out to pass judgement, right?

Christopher Nolan has a much better track record than perennially angry people online, so my trust remains with him. Odyssey could be terrible. I would not put money on it, though.

@shaquiui_king @MurrayHillGuy1 For a lot of people those are self labels that you've got to shake. Confidence can raise attractiveness, so can being fit or being successful. How can you expect someone else to love you if you don't love yourself?

@TheLoudestAndy @MurrayHillGuy1 Really dude? How much can you confidence out of autism and ugly

@SenecaSpeaks21 Pratt is resonating with people because feeling threatened or unsafe in this city is a near universal experience.

The LA Mayoral Race Is About Far More Than Los Angeles Spencer Pratt winning would send shockwaves through the entire California political cabal. They would burn the house down before willingly surrendering power. This Los Angeles mayoral election carries consequences far beyond LA, or even California itself. It is becoming a symbolic battle for the soul of the country — between a decaying political class clinging to ideology, patronage, and moral theater, and a public increasingly exhausted by corruption, incompetence, censorship, and civic collapse. The real fear among the ruling class is not Spencer Pratt. It’s the possibility that ordinary people may finally stop obeying the script. Do we continue allowing ideological extremists and failed elites to hollow out American cities while demanding applause for the destruction? Or do citizens finally reclaim the right to question, dissent, and fight back against the systems failing them in plain sight?

@lorahmoe People are lying on their resumé to at least get the interview. It's gotta be tough for the short guys when so many women have the height filter on.