FDR 🇺🇬

LoL😊...they were not smart kids, they just had good memory.

@DailyMonitor We wish him success in his pursuits of democratic freedom & prosperity for our nation.

Opposition leader Robert Kyagulanyi, also known as Bobi Wine, said he has briefly left Uganda, citing concerns over his personal safety after spending more than two months in hiding.

@Cyrus_Mukwana @HEBobiwine @adoniaayebare Stating facts is not attacking. M7 is a cunning dictator.

@HEBobiwine He @adoniaayebare talked about your engagements at Capitol Hill. I expected you to address yourself to the same but unsurprisingly, like always, you jumped to the usual rhetoric. Attacking the President. Amagezi amatono olina mangi.

Even Hitler had pseudo-intellectuals like yourself singing praises for him and justifying the crimes he committed against his people until he fell. I know you're protecting your job, but there must be a limit to how low you can sink. You're ashamed that I beat your paymaster at his game. One day Uganda will be free, but history does not forget and is never kind to your kind.

@give_proof250 @HEBobiwine The end justifies the means, we'll fight for the freedom & progress of our nation by any means necessary.

@HEBobiwine Bruh, facts hit hard here Playing politics while history’s watching ain’t gonna save you. Uganda won’t forget the snakes, no cap.🚨🚨✍️

@MTKyagulanyi @HEBobiwine Where do you think your supplementary budgets come from? This very platform you're using is theirs. You call them imperialists but when they ban you from going to their countries you cry, stop the hypocrisy 🙄

@HEBobiwine My brother @HEBobiwine there is nothing we need from foreign intervention into our local affairs unless you seeking for your own selfish interests,no sane Ugandan is seeking intervention of imperialists who only seek to destabilize and exploit wherever their hands touch.

@Timugaya_dnl @HEBobiwine He only disappointed you who wanted him to get incarcerated, cope harder.

@HEBobiwine Why would you beat his paymaster and still go into hiding? You totally disappointed and betrayed all Ugandans respectfully!

@adoniaayebare @Kimwinner4 @HEBobiwine Enjoy it while it lasts because it will capitulate badly for all you sycophants.

@Kimwinner4 @HEBobiwine Ofcourse

Started my international engagements today with meetings on Capitol Hill, in Washington DC. #FreeUgandaNow

@adoniaayebare @HEBobiwine Is this what you call beacon of hope? 🙄

This is a publicity stunt rather than a substantive engagement , anyone can engage people at the Hill. If the Uganda government was interested in blocking your travels they would have issued an Interpol red notice. You're free to return home as you have yourself stated publicly and address what ever grievances you have. Your handlers like @Smith_JeffreyT will struggle to deliver because Uganda stands out as a beacon of hope in the current geopolitical environment .@mkainerugaba @Tom_Magambo

@JoadahDI @aitajoel @kirya_ug @Johnlaban256 @Esau_Matsiko In Uganda 'influencers' are people who post banter all day to build a social media following. Why an engineering firm invited them is odd, because I don't think 'social media influencers' will help you get contracts 😏

Today, our CEO @aitajoel honored his promise of hosting the lucky influencers in his famous office at Entebbe! We were pleased to welcome @kirya_ug @Johnlaban256 @Esau_Matsiko and the team! jdi.ac.ug #JDIBridgingTheGap

@gothburz Summarize bro I can't read all this 🙄

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

@nbstv @ShadrackKisame

.@ShadrackKisame: Uganda has some of the most creative artists in the world. Ugandan music is rare. When it comes to creativity, there is no question there. #NBSFrontline #NBSUpdates

@nbstv If you create substandard work you won't be paid 👈

Daniel Kazibwe: Copyright is based on intellectual property. We need to have clinics to teach people that intellectual property doesn't stand for music or films only. Anyone who creates work should be paid. #NBSFrontline #NBSUpdates

@ntvuganda Electoral autocracy/Hybrid regime 👈

"We have systems that pretend to be a democracy, but we don't actually have one." ~ Yusuf Sserunkuuma, Political Analyst #MorningAtNTV #NTVNews

I believed I could so I did

@pwatchug The private sector is what builds a nation. Can't build a strong military without a strong economy, can't build a strong economy with a weak private sector. Everything hinges on the private sector, but the NRM clearly doesn't know that 🙄

BLOG: Can Militarisation and Fragmentation Build a Nation? 🔗parliamentwatch.ug/blogs/can-mili… #pwatchupdates

@nbstv @emmanuel_dombo That can only happen if you have incompetent legal systems, the constitution checks everyone. What we now have is unchecked actions by the CDF & security forces that are causing harm to the country 🙄

VIDEO: Unchecked freedom of speech and expression could cause harm to the country. - @emmanuel_dombo #NBSBarometer #NBSUpdates

@nbstv 10 year old reasoning, we already know there's no rule of law in this country. Bobi wine will be arrested on dumb charges & justice will be delayed for several months, just like you're doing to Besigye 🙄

VIDEO: The Leader of the Opposition should not be hopping around the globe criticising the government. - Dr. Tanga Odoi #NBSMorningBreeze #NBSUpdates

@NwanneObahor @GovUganda @R_Nabbanja @unwomenuganda @UNinUganda @UNDPAfrica @ahunnaeziakonwa @DeAissata @UN @UNDP @OPMUganda Well she's actually a dimwit 🙄 share.google/i0tGk68D8HMSHr…

Meet Robinah Nabbanja @R_Nabbanja - Uganda’s 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 Her persistence and experience culminated in her historic appointment in 2021 as the first woman to lead government business. 🚀👩‍⚖️✨ #ShowMeYourWomenTrailblazers

@NabaggalaSandie Goodmorning Team Leader.

Good morning from my team #SmileCulturalTroupe #tuesday

@nbstv @SNabakooza1 One day NRM will be inconsequential to Uganda just like UPC.

The ruling National Resistance Movement has dismissed the NUP Principal's engagement with international allies, calling them inconsequential to the local politics of Uganda. @SNabakooza1 #NBSLiveAt9 #NBSUpdates

@mutesi_wakholi @drstellanyanzi The problem is the "people" have failed to use their collective "power" no matter how many times their leaders have called on them to. Ugandans are not patriotic.

@TheNewDealOrder @drstellanyanzi NRA without guns couldn't ever get 1% of Ugandans support, respect People power

My people, I am here laughing like the naughty old witch that I am. The only man with electricity ina Uganda cut off all the connecting wires from Uganda’s lumpen politicians. And then in his true lobadoba-lodadoba-labadaba style, the only man with electricity ina Uganda took himself and his electricity away from Uganda. Bwessswwwwiii! Now, we are here in exile waiting for some sparks of his elekitulisiteh.