TheWizardOfIce

Lunch on the top floor of Osato Chemicals Ltd, where they still serve a tipple to help your chest, and a Chinook just happens to fly by. #HowsThatForJapaneseEfficiency #WelcomeToJapanMrWiz

@jameson_2026 @DebStevo90 Get to fuck. Debs’ brother served his country. Meanwhile you spend your time in your bedroom, reading anti-vax conspiracy theories before teasing one out into your fetid wank flannel and then your mum calls you down for spaghetti hoops on toast in front of Pointless. Cunt.

My wonderful big brother died over the weekend. I am utterly heartbroken.

@film_quiz I suspect they don’t pay that. Plug Orlebar Brown on your channel that gets so many thousand views and I imagine you might cop for a tasty discount. #AllAboutTheGrift

@TheWizardOfIce Ah so these are the guys buying the 200-quid swimming shorts

Ultimately this is what the ‘Golden Bullet Awards’ are really all about folks. The great and the good flaunting their wealth and slapping each other on the back whilst necking Bolly like peak Joanna Lumley in AbFab. #GetTheWatchIn

@GraylingLegacy What I’m doing there old man is being meta and subverting the whole thing! Also I don’t pretend to be your friends when all I’m really after is clicks to generate ad revenue.

@TheWizardOfIce Says he who posts from James Bond-type exotic locations.

@TheWizardOfIce Looks like an insufferable bunch of wankers.

@GrahamBarratt1 @cta84

@cta84 Honestly; wtf are they all looking at?? 🤷‍♂️😆

What will the children spend their pocket money on now?

@mjbemma Beautiful mate.👍 Going tomorrow.

Off to see Hans Zimmer live!

@SpyHards 27 films?😱 I’m sure there’ll be plenty of people who disagree with that! But ultimately it’s the 60s by a country mile. Then the 80s, 70s, 00s, 90s 10s.

With a franchise that has spawned 27 feature films and run for over 60 years, the #JamesBond franchise has certainly had its ups and downs… But which decade do you think had the most consistent lineup of quality Bond films?

Who is the hottest #JamesBond character? We’ll start:

@annamhastings There’s Dubai kanafa chocolate which is chocolate with like a pistachio cream centre and it’s decent although I’d prefer a Twirl. Lederach is Swiss but absolutely top notch to be fair. Although I’ve only tasted it when someone offered it me - never paid for it myself!

@TheWizardOfIce Isn’t there like a more Dubai Dubai chocolate though?

Ok this Dubai chocolate is legit 🍫

@annamhastings Mate the mall near me has the Laderach flagship store. Transfer me the money and I’ll sort you out.

@TheWizardOfIce Can you send us the proper, proper goods?!

@JWPepperSheriff Paloma

Who else would you add to the cinematic James Bond Mount Rushmore? #JamesBond

Another fare dodger running through the barriers without paying @RobertJenrick! @SadiqKhan, @TfL & @metpoliceuk how about you get your fingers out and crack down on shameless criminals like this? x.com/robertjenrick/…

Chow Yun Fat, Stephen Chow, Donnie Yen, John Woo, Chris Patten, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating! #ManUtdAreBack!!!

Rolf Saxon when his agent called to tell him about #MissionImpossible The Final Reckoning:

@Channel4News What do @TfL have to say about criminals just walking through barriers unchallenged while everyone else pays?

Transport for London have said Tory MP Robert Jenrick didn’t have permission to film a video where he was calling out people for alleged fare evasion.

LALD reference and laughing at Arsenal? I’m in.

@hangonjames1967 @tiptree They ought to do Dalton and Sean Bean special editions. #PlentyOfTimeToMakeStrawberryJamOfHim #BitOfRaspberryJamBackThere

@TheWizardOfIce @tiptree No chance for a Dalton gag As the strawberry jam has clearly already been made

Just having breakfast and I saw this on the inside of the lid on my jar of strawberry jam. @tiptree is this a deliberate reference to From Russia With Love where Fleming tells us Bond has your strawberry jam for breakfast every morning?