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Hi @IanCameron23 my colleague has been trying to open a Criminal Injuria case for almost 2 months. "The case file" has moved from Goodwood to Greenpoint to Sea Point but still nothing happens. How does she escalate this please? The Perp is still out there....

@simon_orgill Sounds like you had an option to say no.... Usually that is just pushed straight into your mouth and you just eat!

I swear babies think soggy hand crushed Flings or Cheese Curls are currency because why tf are you giving me this and what must I do with this now.

@CiroDeSiena And yet there's still one you've not seen.

Why is half the internet just stolen Key & Peele videos

@JustVee1710 OMW "Hey Wendy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I hope people will WFH today. Management - Hey Wendy, don't talk sit to me. You come to work, there are a lot of busses.

@GoalLoaded Would love to know how many times he's hit his knee on that rim?

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@Xandra_KH Everyone was queueing for petrol.

@fesshole That's cause Daddy's a grower not a shower .....

Changing my three year old into his swimming costume at a very busy CentreParks changing room and says "Daddy your Willy is TINY!" There was a noticeable drop in volume from the other cubicles. Thanks for that dude.

@CiroDeSiena Those planes are solar powered, they fly at first light....

Yoh guys, it's 8am on a Monday. At least let us have a coffee first

@LadySayFuckALot @CartrackZA I say I use public transport then start asking them questions about how they travel and they should use public transport as it's better for the environment. The calls end quickly they more nuts you sound. If you say you're not working that also makes them put down quickly.

I am being harassed by your sales team @CartrackZA I have told multiple sales people to calling me to STOP CALLING ME, what more do I need to do to get the harassment to stop? I DO NOT want or need a tracker yet they are relentless!!!!

Share a photo that you took.

@Xandra_KH I did the train on Tuesday for the Bafana game. I was really impressed. I'd be on public transport daily if I could.

@Micylaaa I've gooi'd this a few times to my Director 🤙🤙🤙🤙😂

@TiredEyesMom 😂😂😂😂

When you nap so hard that you drool 😂

@fesshole Did something similar in high school. I walked in late, teacher wasn't there yet and said loudly "We need to go to the library" I turned and walked out quickly. I hid and watched everyone walk out towards the library. I found it funny until the teacher found out it was me.

In college I went into random empty classrooms and wrote "class cancelled" on the blackboard.

@geordinhl @BafanaBafana @sahil_e_ Really good planning for last night's game. We used the trains and buses into town and back. Only down side was the trains going back were delayed but by about 45 mins. Other than that a fun night was had. Looking forward to more Football games in CPT.

Bafana Bafana made us proud! 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 Thank you Cape Town for supporting our incredible players 👏🔥 Not the result we wanted but our team worked hard and kept the energy high.

@Sixty60_Tweets @AASouthAfrica Just a pity about your rude drivers who disregard the rules of the road.

It’s cheaper to get it delivered. Confirmed by the @AASouthAfrica. Fuel prices are rising. Our delivery fee isn’t.

@therxckstxr 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

When You Realize You’re The 3rd Wheel! 😂 RxCKSTxR Comedy Voiceover! 🫶🏾 Share on your page! Share with your friends! Like Comment & Share! 🙄

@sivek12345 @BafanaBafana @10bet_ZA @SABC_Sport @adidasZA @adidasfootball @CastleLagerSA @HonorAfrica @CocaCola @flysaa @NUTRITECHFIT @StandardBankZA @SouthernSunGrp @REXONA_SA 55 000 tickets sold already. 🫨

@BafanaBafana @10bet_ZA @SABC_Sport @adidasZA @adidasfootball @CastleLagerSA @HonorAfrica @CocaCola @flysaa @NUTRITECHFIT @StandardBankZA @SouthernSunGrp @REXONA_SA Can you guys open up more? I still nees to buy

Tickets to the second international friendly match between Bafana Bafana and Panama are now sold out!!! Fans have quickly snapped up 🎟 to the game that will played at Cape Town Stadium on Tuesday night. #BafanaPride @10bet_ZA @SABC_Sport @adidasZA @adidasfootball

@TraceyManus I'd love to see him now, I wonder if he ever found out the movies name?

Try and guess TRAANTJIES ? 😭😭😭

@skollie Jumped off that bridge a few times 😁

Palmiet river bridge.