Tim Cookey

@Jacodc40 @Outhalf @leinsterrugby Exactly! It's not the coaches' fault all the players they selected are old and past it. It's the players' fault. Why have they allowed themselves to get so old?

@Outhalf Last time I checked, the team has 15 players? Your @leinsterrugby sucked and screwed the pooch. And stop blaming the coaching staff, your players are overrated and past their prime. Hang it up!!

€17500.00 a month what a disgrace worst New Zealand signing since Eddie Hekenui #LEIvBOR

@UnsourcedNews @NYCMayor Well about two thirds of people in the city rent, and about a quarter are regular cyclists. I'm sure there's some overlap, but it sounds like a solid base!

@NYCMayor unsourcednews.com/polls-show-mam…

Our new pied-à-terre tax will have the ultra-wealthy elite — those who own $5 million apartments in New York City but don’t actually live here — pay their fair share.

@hylansdank @JrdnMcFarland @CryptoMikli Well neither did Bartlett!

@JrdnMcFarland @CryptoMikli I don’t think you get to comment on this since you never had more than 2.

Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”

@verminn19 @BBCScotlandNews There's nothing intrinsically non-racist Scottish independence. It's a constitutional question, not one of values. If you're not a British Nationalist, then why not support an independent fascist Scottish state?

@Tim_Cookey @BBCScotlandNews Not a British nationalist buddy im a white nationalist. And yeah I don’t like Scottish “nationalism” because its state approved soy nationalism that promotes the ethnic replacement of my people You’re a fucking sellout cuck to your people and you hate Scotland

Why is this cycle lane causing a stir? A new two‑way lane in Greenock has split opinion: nearly 1,000 locals want it removed, while cyclists say the real issue is cars and vans blocking it illegally.

@DMartyr @RyanRozbiani In this case, Occam's razor would say that the simplest answer to "why can I clearly see that this man is wearing a latex mask of his own head?" is that the man in question is wearing a latex mask of his own head.

@RyanRozbiani Stop this nonsense. This is just an illusion from odd lighting, shadows, and poor video resolution. Do you honestly believe, with the AI ability available, they would use a poorly fitting mask in an interview? Occum’s razor… 🙄

THIS STORY JUST GOT WEIRDER A clip from retired Admiral Robert Harward’s Fox News interview today is going VIRAL. He appears to be wearing a face mask on the image on the RIGHT which is the interview from today. Compare it to his appearance using the image on the LEFT from an interview from three days ago and the man looks COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. Compare the faces for yourself. My fun guess is it is Stephen Miller under the mask if it is a mask…

@JohnJohndel2 @gcosg123 @FinMorrison It was hotter in Toulouse today, and saying that rugby shouldn't be played in the south of France in May is... a take.

@gcosg123 @FinMorrison Wouldn't have made much difference but rugby shouldn't be played in those conditions. When you have to stop games for water breaks you are playing in the wrong place. Money over player welfare will eventually kill someone.

There's no point dwelling on it, but I do wonder if Glasgow would've melted away in these conditions against this good a side. I was 95% sure they'd be playing in the final today... 🥵😥🫠 #UBBvLEI

@verminn1488 @BBCScotlandNews Weird that you're clearly a white nationalist and a British nationalist, but you're calling me a nationalist like it's a bad thing 🤔 What don't you like about Scottish Nationalism? Not racist enough for you?

@Tim_Cookey @BBCScotlandNews I don’t give a fuck👍🏻 soy nationalist faggit

@FDCLDN @BBCScotlandNews Well yeah, because most people are wankers. Certainly most people driving cars and vans.

@BBCScotlandNews Most cyclists are wankers.

@verminn1488 @BBCScotlandNews The only thing I found disgusting and repulsive was the death threat from the guy with the English accent.

@BBCScotlandNews God the Scottish accent on females is fucking disgusting and repulsive

@airman614 @Adespoto3 @BBCScotlandNews "If you'd mildly inconvenienced *me* while I was breaking the law, I'd have killed you" Yes, just some safety advice!

@Adespoto3 @BBCScotlandNews actually gives her some safety advice but your too thinck to understand!

@BigMonJohn @BBCScotlandNews Literally psychopathic behaviour

@BBCScotlandNews It’s no wonder people absolutely hate van drivers

@Boenau As a cyclist I like the idea, but as a (far more frequent) pedestrian, I don't like anything that blocks me from crossing the road wherever I want to.

I'm a left foot leaner, but I still like it.

@DaftLimmy Looks like an 06 plate car though 🕵🏻‍♂️

A wee promo video I made in January 2003, I think, when I was in Chunk (chunk.co.uk), back before the Kelvingrove Bandstand got done up.

@N84773Novak @Tim36248555 @MattHMajn @carla_denyer If you don't like it, you could just get a job 🥴

@Tim36248555 @MattHMajn @carla_denyer Yup. Which is to sacrifice everything. Holidays. Sick leave. Time with family, all to benefit the family so the kids have better opportunities. But that’s no longer the case. Because they take so much off us now that we are slaving for nothing but to feed other people.

Following my doctor’s advice, I am taking some time away from work for health reasons. My office will be functioning as usual and my staff are there to support all my constituents who need help, so please don't hesitate to get in touch. See my full statement below.

@megawhelmed @keystotheinner @anon_opin None, because I use my watch instead of my phone. But it's also not the train rattling my watch. The resolution is only per half hour, but you can clearly see the dip when I'm on the train in the morning.

@Tim_Cookey @keystotheinner @anon_opin How much of that is the train rattling your phone?

Recently got a pedometer. 10,000 steps sounds like a lot but if I do something in the day, leave the house, I reach it very easily. It's actually a very low bar unless you are old or infirm.

@keystotheinner @megawhelmed @anon_opin I sit on my arse in an office all day, but just getting there and home (25 mins walking & 30 mins on the train each way) gets me to 10k. Then I often go for a run when I get home.

@megawhelmed @Tim_Cookey @anon_opin

@keystotheinner @anon_opin Do you drive everywhere in a van?

@anon_opin I’m a builder as bd I’m on my feet on the go most of the day. I don’t do 10,000 steps.

@nocontextmemes When I'm sixty-nine

@rogerc91 @anon_opin We'd have to re-nationalise it first though, right? Otherwise we're just letting oil companies sell our resources on the open market in return for tax receipts, which isn't particularly helpful.

@anon_opin And it should convince you to drill for North Sea oil

Even if you don't believe in climate change, the ongoing Middle East crisis should be enough to convince all that we're right to move away from reliance on oil and gas.

@A1ex85_ @Dli_ODoir @realrikkidoolan @owenjonesjourno He shares a name and was in a band, similarity ends there. He'd never fuck a baby – just ask Lee, Lisa, Faye and Claire.

@Tim_Cookey @Dli_ODoir @realrikkidoolan @owenjonesjourno No I haven’t, read it again 🤦 My tweet was obviously sayin he’d asked to look like H from Steps and there was a mix up 🤣

Need a retraction / apology of the video clip you used of me singing @owenjonesjourno otherwise you’ll hear from my lawyers. The clip you used is AI doctored to put my voice out of tune, and you didn’t realise that? It’s defamatory that you presented it as real.