Tom Fitzgerald
314 posts


Dear Gen X,
I’ve been watching 80s movies and I just need to know…WHERE WERE YOUR PARENTS??
Every child was just wandering the earth unsupervised like a raccoon with house keys. Riding bikes across town at midnight, fighting ghosts, investigating murders, befriending cryptids, hacking government computers for funsies…
And the parents were ALWAYS “out of town” or “working late” while the only adult-adjacent supervision was some random 16-year-old who got dragged into the chaos.
No cell phones. No helmets. No adult supervision. Just vibes, life lessons, and several near-death experiences.
You all weren’t “raised.” You were lightly monitored feral creatures with a bike and unresolved trauma.
I’m genuinely shocked there are enough of you left to populate an entire generation.
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@Insidelsubsbl Thought he might be worth holding onto for one more year to see if any development. I get it though. Probably not going to be many wait-and-sees left after a season like we just had.
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@CondonBeingReal @LSUbaseball Listened to that game on the radio with my grandmother in her kitchen. It was unbelievable.
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5/26 1996 30 years ago today the most incredible game ever played at the Old Box.@LSubaseball beat Ga. Tech 29-13 to advance to the CWS!
18 runs and 13 hits in the 7th. inning 17 batters came to the plate!
7 Tigers got 3 or more hits!
“Local Sports Shows” won’t mention it!
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@TheeMikeRoch00 @JohnEadsWAFB Aren't you the clown that just called someone else a fake ass LSU fan? Dumbass
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@JohnEadsWAFB Good. Hope he shoves vs LSU bitch ass next yr.
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Mavrick Rizy just posted this on his instagram.
Appears he’s leaving the program after his second season.
#LSU

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@realbenmcdonald @ScarboroughMike @bldore @PGuy77 @CJFWrites @tigerbaitcom The offense did enough to be competitive and make a regional. The pitching is what sunk this team. We did not have enough starting pitching coming into the season, and almost every pitcher regressed from last year.
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@ScarboroughMike @bldore @PGuy77 @CJFWrites @tigerbaitcom LSU offense cratered? Mike you would need to check me on this but I think LSU scored more runs this year in SEC play than they did in 2025 the year they won the national title. Offense was clearly not the Tigers issue this season. Not sure cratered is accurate.
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@Eliite___ @tripledoublebtc @MikeMumbelz @MarshallsFolly The funny thing is when given the chance to deliver that ass beating he goes right to calling the cops.
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@tripledoublebtc @MikeMumbelz @MarshallsFolly “Get your ass beat in front of your son” is a threat and fighting words. You obviously don’t know the law and what constitutes self defense.
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@AthleteSwag I leapt off the sofa when that ball dropped.
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@LarryGriff13 @DraftExpress Most of them are being paid by colleges.
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@DraftExpress It's about consistency, if you let players who have been paid to play basketball have eligibility, you have to be consistent with that no matter where they were paid.
It's dumb, but at least the NCAA is trying to be consistent, which is better than before.
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The NCAA's new (very poorly timed) rule sends a clear message: international players are no longer welcome in the college game.
ACB, France, Italy, Australian NBL and anyone who's ever played for a EuroLeague team, even for next to nothing, are suddenly permanently ineligible?
Kevin Sweeney@CBB_Central
New guidance issued by the NCAA to schools earlier this month opens the door for a crackdown on the tidal wave of international pros hoping to head to college basketball. Players from top leagues could face added scrutiny. Statement from NCAA enclosed: si.com/college-basket…
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@DraftExpress This was given on May 8. It’s on those coaches if they continued to ignore it after that date.
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@DudyNobleField I like it, but I think the ball should have to be at least half in the zone to count as a strike. The ones that are called strikes that are barely touching the zone seem unfair to the batters. As a batter, you should have a legitimate chance to hit a ball that is called a strike.
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@VolsDog @DraytonSmither @therandomsec Holy crap. This is "awesome". I'm arguing with a delusional pre-teen. Keep near the top of the sport, champ. Peace.
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@TomFitzger3284 @DraytonSmither @therandomsec Cope? That makes no sense. Tennessee is awesome at baseball. What do you mean cope?
Again you suck at this. Why would I be upset Tennessee wasn’t on the map before Vitello? Who cares about that
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And now he just dropped the loudest "Cmon, F*** you" on TV you'll ever hear 😭😭
They're going to need to turn the hot mics down.
Random SEC@therandomsec
LSU pitcher, Deven Sheerin, just screamed "dumb***, SIT DOWN" and the mic caught it all 😂
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@VolsDog @DraytonSmither @therandomsec I'm not trolling. I'm stating facts. "near the top this decade" lol. That's an insane amount of cope.
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@TomFitzger3284 @DraytonSmither @therandomsec It’s no secret Tennessee baseball has been near the top of the sport this decade. Let’s not pretend like Tennessee doesn’t have any success in the post season.
You suck at trolling and LSU sucks this year too
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@VolsDog @DraytonSmither @therandomsec One championship in like a hundred years. That's the history.
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@TomFitzger3284 @DraytonSmither @therandomsec Yeah because Tennessee obviously has a history of not doing anything in the tournament.
Do you even watch college baseball? We’re also one of the hottest teams in the game right now. The offense has caught fire
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@Danny428280 @therandomsec No one is wasting a nuke on Haiti
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@therandomsec People would call to nuke our program if this was a Vol pitcher 🙄
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@DraytonSmither @therandomsec “Unfortunately” you guys will be sitting at home while the Vols are still dancing in the post season.
If I got to choose between the two, I’d chose losing to you guys in regular season series but making the post season than the vise versa. 10 times out of 10.
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@thrnez @wonkacats @TheFieldOf68 @GoodmanHoops My job as a head coach is to represent the university in the best way possible.
Wade is a piece of shit. Fortunately he's also not a very good coach so he will probably fumble no matter what happens. But he's good at one thing: grifting ADs into hiring him knowing what he is.
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ICYMI: @GoodmanHoops' message for Will Wade 👀
"I wish he didn't come back to college basketball. I honestly mean that. I like Will, I've known him since 2007. But man, you suck for college basketball right now. You're making it into a mockery. Look in the mirror and understand it's not just about you"
🎥: youtu.be/0UXt6yyUhOY

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Just can’t stop thinking about if we don’t win the sec tourney it’s over x.com/meridiustweets…
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@CondonBeingReal And he knocked out one of my buddies in a Tigerland bar 😂😂
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