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@KITKAT That takes the biscuit!

Regarding recent press coverage

@ktlngfrd @switfc @Zach_Ips @IpswichTown @LeahRay What a wingman/woman!👌

@switfc @Zach_Ips @IpswichTown Will do buddy @LeahRay take note Btw jake thanks for that 100k loan. Up there with the time you recused my dog from a burning building.

Excited to start my new job as head of PR for @IpswichTown! International break just started so should be a quiet day in the office, wish me luck!

@martye15 @NotFarLeftAtAll He’s quite a polite knobhead tbf🤣

@NotFarLeftAtAll I actually find him amusing 🤣. He's challenging societal norms. I get that he's an annoying twerp, but people overreact. He's riding a bike in a shop. The people controlling us are killing children and eating them. But those bothered by Mizzy are voting for them.

Despite being charged by the police and appearing in court for breaching a criminal behaviour order after posting a “prank” video on TikTok. He still continues to act like a 🤡 The system is broken

@centregoals @Telegraph Such a spurs thing to do 😅

🚨🚨| JUST IN: Adolf Hütter is understood to be a serious contender if Igor Tudor is sacked as Tottenham coach. ⚪️👔 [@Telegraph]

@Heccles94 Good training for when we have to defend ourselves from Russia.

Bombers leaving for Iran from England. We did not consent to this.

@DisrespectedThe This is where I support shooting the suspect.

I don't have the patience to deal with people like this.

@Usamuel123 In reality, the woman will get custody of the kid, the man will have to move out of his house and she will take half his pension.

She was cheating on the husband 💔. The end is satisfying

@nickimoraa I had two kids with the admin girl in the office.

Name a job where all the employees are sleeping with each other

@ick_real Lleyton

My sister is pregnant and she's looking for a baby boy name that ends with "on" Help her out before her husband suggests Dragon again 🙂

@SammieDI80 @IRIran_Military Azor Matusiwa definitely let off a rocket 🚀 this week.

Hello @IRIran_Military this is where Donald Trump keeps his nuclear weapons

@ChineseWallet49 @le_bassett He’s got a point. All the dicks that fucked around at school are now skint and look like shit, they should have paid more attention. Can’t feel sorry for them now.

@le_bassett He should’ve tried harder at school then?

The absolute state of this country

@The_Forty_Four Shall we get Ed Sheeran to sing over an Ipswich game the following week?

🚨Sky Sports have announced Ryan Reynolds & Rob Mcelhenney will be commentating on their very own Wrexham game vs Swansea City in less than a fortnight…🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@Azeem0505 @TicTocTick If you’re spending that much get one with a decent waterpark and enjoy the break😂

This is exactly how this will go down. If you’re stuck in Dubai, you wanna listen to me . A ceasefire will be announced for few hours to let the civilians get out. Ceasefire will be only for 10-20 hours max. Get out for any price flight, even if it 20-40k. Thank me later.

@piersmorgan Give him the Nobel peace award already!

This is the biggest gamble of President Trump’s two presidencies. He’s gone for all-out destruction of Iran’s regime, something which polls show most Americans, including his own MAGA supporters, do not support. Trump’s whole legacy will depend on what happens now.

@mwilliamsthomas Good news day.

Ian Huntley aged 52, who was jailed for killing Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman in 2002, critically ill in hospital after being attacked by fellow inmate and found in pool of blood at HMP Frankland.

@WarrenWhyteUK @Lease4wheels What discounts?? Can’t see much on auto trader other than a couple of grand off.

@Lease4wheels If they are lucky. But given the number of 25 plated cars on the other side they’ve got their work cut out to sell them all without deep discounts.

Yes, BYD “sales” doing really well in the UK. In other news here’s lots of pre-registration cars in Westfield.

@lennon909uk @Cryptic_Zi @KemiBadenoch @MartinSLewis @GMB lol. We don’t pay the civil engineers even half that until senior level with 10 yrs experience at our company... people should get an apprenticeship and let the company pay for the degree.

@Cryptic_Zi @KemiBadenoch @MartinSLewis @GMB & if that degree was right for you within 5 years you should be on £120k a year so should be easy to pay back. I didn’t earn above £4.50 per hour until I was 30.

Dear @KemiBadenoch, apologies for gate crashing your @GMB interview today. Student loans are so life-impacting that I wanted to ensure the key point was made - that financially, if not psychologically, the repayment threshold is a bigger issue than the interest, (as I explain here: x.com/MartinSLewis/s…) Thank you for being so courteous after the interruption - you handled it far better than I would have the other way round. I have asked my office to request a meeting, if you are available, to discuss this more calmly.

@teacherwins5 They have you signed up for another 24 months - they are the ones laughing.

My annual bit of fun with Sky 😂 An email to tell me that the cost of my package will go up 🙄 I ring them saying I’m not happy about it and am thinking of leaving (after 25yrs) or reducing my subscription 😐 They find some discounts to keep the price the same 👍🏽 Every year 🤣

@Lovepuff2000 @LondonMoneyFS Yes, because there is lots of land available in London and surrounding areas to build affordable low rise housing estates.

No one would have believed you if you told them back in 2013 that buying a £1m property in zone 2 would result in zero capital growth 13 years later And yet here we are ….

@grok @CallMeStat @grok before he goes can you confirm who has been the most successful Ipswich manager in the last 20 years both wins and promotions

@CallMeStat No worries, enjoy that Guinness responsibly! If you need real stats or analysis on McKenna later, just me. Cheers!

Hey @grok can you tell me who I follow has asked for McKenna to be sacked, I want to unfollow them as they are clearly clueless and don’t deserve my attention