Neil Fletcher

@RBS_Help Well that escalation went nowhere “it’s best you talk to the Bereavement team”…great I’ll go back and talk to the team who don’t know their own procedures… customer support no help

@Toonfletch Hey Neil 👋 Sounds less than ideal that this is your experience of our Bereavement team. Can you join us in a DM? If you could provide your full name, sort code and postcode please? Also a brief timeline of your issue. ~Claire 😊

Well done to Royal Bank of Scotland Bereavement Team for messing up the handling of my family’s case and causing additional stress to us by not knowing or following their own processes @RBS_Help

@RBS_Help Hi, I’ve sent a message, but happy for you to directly DM me

@anickcarter @SoVeryBritish I had one tantrum!!! One!! 🙄

@SoVeryBritish I’ve believe the phrase ‘There We Are Then’ (or ‘twat’ for short) is also a suitable expression to use in these situations..

My favourite thing to do while an adult is having a big tantrum, is to wait until they’ve finished and then calmly say, “oh dear.” I find it really winds them up ☺️

@shaundooley congratulations on the honorary degree from LAU. I was in the morning ceremony for my daughters graduation so unfortunately not around to see your award

A win that generations of Geordies have been waiting for. To celebrate, we are giving you the chance to win a signed @nufc shirt. ✍️ All you have to do is like, share and follow us to be in with a chance of winning 🤞 Winner will be announced this Friday (21st).

Gary Neville: “This is the first time I’ve ever felt Wembley shake!” #NUFC

Toon Toon 🖤🤍arrrmyyyyyyyyy. Ah man. Did the Geordies deserve that or what 🖤🤍🖤🤍 That was fucking amazing 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Well done to the @PostOffice for taking over a week to deliver a Fathers Day card with a first class stamp, when it was posted 4 days before the event. You charge more and still can’t deliver, maybe a new motto for you?

@AsdaServiceTeam @asda your store infrastructure is a mess, just been in to the local store, none of the scanners are working for the second week PLUS when you use the Asda App it wipes ALL your shopping and you have to take it through a till, store staff don’t have a clue

@SarahMillican75 You look canny pet, have a geet lush day

This is what 46 looks. Happy birthday to me. 🥳

@EmmaHardyMP Hi Emma, hope you’re well, as my MP can I please ask you to support amendment 20 in the Finance Bill tomorrow. The IR35 changes will hit my business at a time when I’m already struggling due to Covid to support my family, thank you

@asda after weeks of click n collect, I decided to queue and go in to ASDA store, like the old days. Inside there was a one way system and signs for social distancing. You may as well have not bothered, no one took notice of anything once inside, and nothing was enforced

@Trevornoah thought you might like this...

@JamesBlunt thanks for great concert in Hull. As we left there was nearly a fight between 2 blokes that security had to get involved in. Obviously it’s been an emotional night, but I only expected estrogen to be flying around.

@northernassist well done Northern, after being stuck at Doncaster for over an hour, because we didn’t have a driver, we are then told it’s cancelled. Ineptitude at its finest.

@HotpointUK you guys aren’t recalling the impacted dryers that have been “fixed” (like mine) but they still collect dust. Instead of leaving it, because it’s still a fire risk, you should recall ALL of the dryers before someone else is killed #livesbeforeprofit

It’s weird the panic that sets in when you realise you put too many layers of cellophane around your sandwich and you can’t get to your food 😱

.....it’s handy that you can sit on it as well, think someone had poured some lime juice in it before though which gave it a nice aftertaste. I’ve got to go, see if I can start a tunnel somewhere else, somewhere she won’t go, maybe behind my knicker drawer. Talk soon, I hope....

.....Still hungry though, I had to make do with some DIY hors d’oeuvres today, I used some face cream on some fluff I’d collected from the hellhounds bed when it wasn’t looking, went down ok once I’d had a drink from the well in the bathroom.....