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So the birth control pill was given out like candy to every female millennial at age 15 and now IVF is a 50 billion dollar industry. Must be a coincidence.

@TheBuckYouWill @CTVNews 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@CTVNews MARK CARNEY SENDS THE NAVY!!

#BREAKING: Canada, allies ready to ‘contribute to appropriate efforts’ on Strait of Hormuz blockage ctvnews.ca/world/mideast-…

Tomorrow after market close Trump announces troops on the ground.

@TimurNegru beautiful

69 acres of private Tuscany for €690k ($797k). The land includes an olive grove, a fruit orchard, a cork oak grove and 20 hectares of woodland. A natural spring produces 3,000 litres of water a day, solar panels cover the electricity and yes, it does have wifi. It's also been renovated, 370m² (3,983 sq ft) across 3 floors, 3 beds, 3 baths, with a pool and a sauna. 50 km to Volterra. Off-grid, self-sufficient, sauna, pool..what's missing here?

@stoolpresidente you're the retard who doesn't know how to use a hammer, so no surprise here.

I gotta be the only guy that still can’t figure out how to print brackets

@MrJerryOC Jerry I think you're hilarous and you're great on PMT but that interview was sad to watch. You need to grow a sack and tell the women in your house you're the fucking boss.

Started taking grape-seed-extract! Fingies crossed it works!

@michaeljburry Mr. Pump and Dump, congrats

My last thread on bear market tops went viral, so I made the sequel. This time I charted every $SPX correction of -10% or more over the last 20 years. Not the tops. The bottoms. Because every single one of these lows shares the same signal before the rally began. William O'Neil called it the Follow-Through Day. 10 corrections. 10 bottoms. Let me show you 🧵

let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

@CGasparino @Ross__Hendricks Charles just accept the L and move on, you’re acting like a real loser

@Ross__Hendricks you looked really dumb the other day; cant wait to shove in your face again

So the left really thinks China is going to allow the Iranians to throttle oil indefinitely? Interesting bet let’s see what happens

@SkepticalTamara @MorePerfectUS the killer was not male, you stupid retard

@MorePerfectUS Can you please write with accuracy? The killer was male. Use he/him pronouns.

ChatGPT helped plan a school shooting, according to a new lawsuit from the mom of a girl critically wounded in the attack. Jesse Van Rootselaar killed her mother and 11-year-old half-brother, then went to Tumbler Ridge Secondary School where she killed 5 students and a teacher’s aide, wounded two students, and shot herself. ChatGPT provided “information, guidance and assistance” to carry out such an attack, according to the suit. The lawsuit also says “approximately 12 employees” of OpenAI spoke up before the shooting and recommended that police be called. It says the concerns were “escalated to leadership” but “rebuffed.” ctvnews.ca/vancouver/arti…

@PFTCommenter nice sausage fingers

9.2 grade A plus

@CemTaylanOzu @DeItaone How would the war affect data that is from the past? You’re a “long term investor” who is clearly retarded.

@DeItaone After six months of downtrend, the data comes in flat. With the war ongoing, the worst outcome would have been an increase. A flat print wouldn’t be a huge relief, but at least it doesn’t make things worse for now. Markets will keep watching war developments.

*US FEB. CONSUMER PRICES RISE 0.3% M/M; EST. +0.3% *US FEB. CONSUMER PRICES RISE 2.4% Y/Y; EST. +2.4% *US FEB. CORE CPI RISES 0.2% M/M; EST. +0.2% *US FEB. CORE CPI RISES 2.5% Y/Y; EST. +2.5%

@nejatian Praying for Mike Alfred and his bags.

This morning, if you can, take a minute to pray for someone in need. Don’t psych yourself. It isn’t hard. The fewer the words, the better the prayer.

@Travisdhanraj You’re the man. Rooting for you and the rest of the Canada that’s tired of this pro liberal bullshit.

Well that was a day.

@aerovector @JehoshaphatRsch Congrats on getting fucked you absolute retard

@JehoshaphatRsch Thanks guys for this opportunity to buy under 200. Really appreciate

We are short goeasy $GSY, a Canadian subprime lender with easy to borrow stock. Below is a summary of the key opinions in this idea; for the full short thesis including a downloadable PDF, please see the Jehoshaphat Research website. 1) Investors believe GSY has a “secret sauce” of novel, brilliant underwriting. We agree – well, sort of. The secret sauce is accounting, rather than underwriting, creativity. A number of aggressive accounting policies and rule changes have massaged charge-offs, delinquencies, opex, earnings and ROE into more favorable-looking short-term performance. 2) We believe the combination of all these accounting shenanigans has inflated pre-tax earnings by hundreds of millions of dollars, and has delayed a similar amount of charge-offs into the near future. We estimate a ~$300m “snowball” of charge-offs that has been rolled up and will start melting all over the balance sheet in the next few quarters. 3) While an X post doesn’t lend itself to a full laundry list of accounting games (see our full PDF for all these opinions), one that lends itself well to a single image (see below) is GSY suddenly "deciding" to no longer charge off deadbeat car loans at 180 days past due. You can see the immediate effect of this decision on charge-off numbers. This is a great way to be able to tell investors that charge-offs are coming down. And technically, they are! 4) Another fun one: GSY appears to have “re-bucketed” ~8% of its loan book into a lower-risk category, despite no apparent change in credit score. This would probably explain a crash in a key loan loss provision rate in the exact same quarter and since, which we identified by comparing several years’ worth of such data. 5) Why doesn’t anyone talk about unpaid interest receivable at this company? We’ll start the conversation: It’s exploding and it may be the single most useful indicator of borrower stress at GSY. This explosion contrasts sharply with relatively muted past due rates, but dovetails perfectly with the idea of tons of “hidden” past-dues. 6) Investors like GSY for its high reported ROE, of course. But you can scrub the ROE to remove the effect of all these accounting changes and irregularities, and if you do that, you’ll find a business that isn’t even earning its cost of capital. This is to say nothing of the high likelihood of GSY missing earnings dramatically in the coming quarters from all these artificially delayed credit losses. Whether event-driven or deeply fundamental and long-term, there are good catalysts to make this short work. 7) GSY appears to have stopped its vaunted buyback in mid-April, based on daily SEDI data. Maybe that’s just because they think the stock is too expensive...or maybe it’s because their debt level is overextended at the worst possible time, with the company staring down a “backlog” of unreported charge-offs? Whatever it is, pausing the buyback for 5+ months blows up the capital return narrative that certain investors own GSY for. 8) If you follow GSY, you know that the CFO just put in his (short) notice last week. You also know that the longtime CEO resigned from that role at the beginning of this year. Both of these gentlemen pursued unusual stock sales before doing so. This is probably what you’d do too, if your job were soon going to entail having to explain where all these "surprise" charge-offs were coming from. (Maybe this is why GSY hasn’t been able to identify even an interim CFO yet, let alone a permanent one.) Go ahead and ask the sell-side analysts about this one if you’re inclined, but be prepared to explain a lot to them if you do. 8 out of 9 covering analysts have a “Buy” rating on this sublime subprime lender, so they probably haven’t been exposed to a lot of debate about it before. We always leave some of the more interesting things for readers of the full report, so we encourage you to visit our website and download the full PDF of our short thesis, paying attention as well to our very important disclaimer. Comments and corrections welcome at our website or our email address.

Losing money I can handle Losing money because of blatantly false criminal manipulation by the Epstein Regime, I'd rather just sit it out and do something that doesn't make me feel schizophrenic

@game_on_88 You’re a retard

For those who sold $TSLA, all I wanna say is “Thank you” 😄

$VIX - Trade the charts not the headlines. Everyone keeps expecting an April sized sell off but when something that volatile happens it takes a while to get another event like that. We reached that resistance level again (buy opportunity) and rejected again.

@SperrysandNikes thanks captain obvious, you're about 20 years too late

I will not be eating McDonald’s again. If the CEO, the highest-ranking employee privy to all the secrets, can’t stomach it, then you know there are some questionable ingredients in there