Lord Dorkhead

@ScottThompson_ I guess it’s “Godspeed through California” now?

Still running only this time it’s from all the humourless queers.

@MattWalshBlog Your wedding day should be the day of your marriage when you love each other the least.

The “honeymoon phase” is one of the most harmful marriage myths. Young couples go into marriage expecting immediate bliss. Even worse, they believe that however happy they are in the first few years, that’s the happiest they’ll ever be. The truth is exactly the inverse. It’s hardest at the start. Anything worth doing is always going to be most difficult when you first start doing it. Gets better and better as you go. Stick with it. The real honeymoon comes later. You need to grow into it.

@DefiantLs For Con Air, perhaps

What?

Norm Macdonald on Hillary’s compulsive lying 30 years ago. We didn’t deserve him

@foxnewspolitics So stunning and brave

TLAIB TANTRUM: "Squad" member Rep. Rashida Tlaib, D-Mich., wears "F--- ICE" pin on House floor during President Donald Trump's State of the Union address. foxnews.com/politics/squad…

Soul of Christ, be my sanctification. Body of Christ, be my salvation. Blood of Christ, fill all my veins. Water of Christ’s side, wash out my stains. Passion of Christ, my comfort be. O good Jesus, listen to me. In Thy wounds I fain would hide, Never to be parted from Thy side, Guard me, should the foe assail me. Call me when my life shall fail me. Bid me come to Thee above, With Thy saints to sing Thy love, World without end. Amen.

@JaimeeUSA @NEWSMAX Wood chipper, feet first

Tune in to Finnerty tonight on @NEWSMAX to catch me pop off on pedophiles trying to claw their way into the LGBTQ+ (🤮) community… What should be done with them? Straight to jail or straight to the wood chipper? 🤔

@crashmoney_ @TRHLofficial The government f***s all of us. 🤣

@TRHLofficial I’m curious now, did the government impregnate her as well?

This woman is furious because the section 8 rules are changing. If you have a school-aged child and no longer have to stay home with them, you have to get a job. She claims the government is her baby daddy and it’s not fair.

@TRHLofficial She needs prayers.

That thing that doesn’t happen, happened again

@nypost He’s had a longer time to train.

82-year-old ultramarathoner has the fitness level of a 20-year-old — what sets him apart #Echobox=1770405560" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">nypost.com/2026/02/06/hea…

@nypost The IRS is giving me a car! Which model should I get?

When to expect your IRS refund — as White House projects $1,000 higher average tax returns #Echobox=1770397341" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">nypost.com/2026/02/06/bus…

@DefiantLs Not gonna get strong on a vegan diet…

Liberal woman asks for “big strong” liberals to show up because the “fascists” are all bigger than them

@FoxNews In case Bill needs to be reminded…

BREAKING: Bill and Hillary agree to testify before the House Oversight Committee in the Epstein probe. The Clintons' spokesman posted to X: "the former President and former Secretary of State will be there."

@Rasmussen_Poll 3%!

Sept 2023: Who did you vote for in the 2020 presidential election? All Georgia Voters- 46% Donald Trump (+7) 39% Joe Biden 8% Another candidate 4% You did not vote 3% Not sure Margin of Sampling Error, +/- 3 percentage points with a 95% level of confidence

And this ladies and gentlemen, is what panic looks like 🤣 She’s hilarious 😂

@zdr_0x @Variety The theme parks suck now, too.

@Variety Bob Iger. Destroyed Star Wars, Marvel, Disney animation, Disney Live Action, Pixar... Am I forgetting something?

Bob Iger may be exiting Disney before his CEO contract expires at the end of the year. Iger told associates that he plans to step down as CEO and “pull back from daily management” before the Dec. 31 end of his contract. He also said that he is ready to move on from “the grind of being CEO” and was “frustrated” by conflicts at ABC over the brief suspension of Jimmy Kimmel. variety.com/2026/biz/news/…

@DefiantLs That person has a cape, so it’s SuperThey/Them!

Why, why do they look like this?

@TaraBull Sammy Hagar showed up and added color.

Cabo San Lucas has changed over the past 75 years. Here's an aerial comparison. Someone show this to Al Gore

@LiberalHivemind There’s always been something wrong with Minnesota.

Notice how this stuff is only happening in Minnesota? Minnesota is the problem, NOT ICE, NOT CBP. It's wild so many people can't realize this.

@EndWokeness Why was the Somali fired from the m&m’s factory? She kept throwing away all of the w’s.

"Being Somali is more than bananas & rice, it's a lot, it's uh.. it's kind of like bananas & rice"