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Tzejokes

@Tzejokes

Number one Chasidish female comedienne more than 2k followers. A woman’s place is in the kitchen - to make sure the men don’t eat up all the food. Zi/Zire/Ziers

Brooklyn, NY Katılım Ocak 2022
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Tzejokes@Tzejokes·
Although I don’t celebrate, this Thanksgiving I’m very thankful for being so accepted by the #Jwitter crowd and for being the #1 Chasidish, female, mother, sister, sister-in-law, daughter, daughter-in-law, granddaughter comedian!
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When the Mexican workers are designing the Tu B’Shvat platters in the store.
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My daughter: “Mommy which emoji should I use for this text?” Me: “Put the emoji that describes what you’re feeling.” Daughter: “Seriously ?! That’s so weird.”
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Positive body image is so pre-Ozempic.
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Is it just me, but every time I go away somewhere on vacation, even if it’s just two miles away and for only five hours my kids expect souvenirs.
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Tzejokes@Tzejokes·
My husband doesn’t believe me that women don’t use the bathroom by their friends’ home. Help me out people!
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Tzejokes@Tzejokes·
Apparently this is not a Jewish movie. Now I know.
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My friend wants to know if Chabad girls come to Ohel for guys and then just engaged there.
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Tzejokes@Tzejokes·
My friend: “I met this awesome Frum guy online and he’s a doctor!” Me: “Wow, a doctor! What’s his name?” My friend: “Silver Spring, MD.” Me: 🤦‍♀️
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@Tzejokes Is this whole image AI-generated, or only the T-shirt print?
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What is this hairstyle called?
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Tzejokes@Tzejokes·
So Tucker Carlson was voted as the number one antisemite of 2025. I don’t get it the big deal. The Jewish people have had a number one antisemite every year for close to 3,000 years. What else is new?!
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Tzejokes@Tzejokes·
I learned a new game this Chanukah. 1) Pick a random person at the table 2) Point at them and then say loudly, “Diet or doing Ozempic?” 3) Everyone has to guess 4) If the person says, “Working out”, then it’s definitely Ozempic
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How to get my husband to do things in the house: Me: “Musband dear, don’t you have a Shiur tonight?” Husband: “The toilet has been broken for a month, I need to fix it now.”
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