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@bLdsire @IterIntellectus Mispelled team Retard

@IterIntellectus Not quite.

my only argument is that without blue button pressers we wouldn’t have communism or suicidal empathy or mass immigration or most of the problems afflicting humanity nowadays really

@IterIntellectus I vote to keep running the experiment until it’s 100% red results

@xlr8harder Blue button people are literally retarded

I like the chaos from the button polls, but you can still do better: Everyone must choose one button: - if >50% of people choose blue button everyone lives - if not, red button people live and blue button die What is your button choice and closest gender?

@redaction No you can’t safe assume that, retard

You can more or less safely assume that 80% of people born after 1999 will die horrifically and prematurely, either literally or metaphorically Even if they don’t physically die they’ll turn into Last Man sludge people and fail to reproduce Psychogenic petri dish cognitohorror

@gfodor Better than sweh

keep being annoyed at Dario calling it “swee”

why would anyone even press blue?!?

@lulumeservey @Miles_Brundage This is actual 9/11

After staring at this incredulously for 3 min I’ve concluded that this VC thinks “literal” means “figurative” and “actual” means “literal” Reopen the schools

@justalexoki Tbf we have a lot more practice with that one In particular

women say men can't handle rejection but please try to say no to your girl when she wants sex, just once. absolutely mindblowing experience

@alexkehr @sama I met this guy's wife too

@sama I met my wife within 5 minutes of using GPT-5.5

GPT-5.5 is here! We hope it's useful to you. I personally like it.

@podcastnotes @hubermanlab What a liar that wasn’t five minutes

Rick Rubin has low heart rate variability. So he looked up everything that raises it, picked one technique, and started doing it every day. It worked. The technique: coherence breathing. 10 to 20 minutes a day, at least once, sometimes twice. Now he and @hubermanlab do it together on camera so you can follow along:

@robertsdionne @gfodor flowie

One day, “agent” will be a slur

@ThomasSowell This is it, this was the tweet where I realized this account is trash now.

Rodney Dangerfield: “With cigarettes, my wife and I, we made a deal. We only smoke after sex. I've got the same pack now since 1975. What bothers me is my wife. She's up to three packs a day.” Iconic 😂

@Jairryen @ArkonL36149 @sean_gause This entire thread is you just being retarded, I’d say do better but that doesn’t seem realistic

@ArkonL36149 @sean_gause your entire feed is just ragebaiting, do better

I’m no expert but I don’t think this is how reflections work

@cremieuxrecueil Tbf, 5 million over 30 years is pretty small

We are making major progress against cancer all the time. Many cancers that used to be death sentences are now manageable. Millions of Americans are alive today because we're catching cancers earlier and curing them more often.

@TheLaurenChen Need a video of this contrasted with JFK’s speech

Yes, this is exactly the problem most black women face. Too selfless. Too civic-minded and dependable.

@MandyKennerly @cremieuxrecueil Time to bring back wolves to the suburbs

@cremieuxrecueil No, in my opinion that's because there are fu€king deer everywhere that shed ticks and no one can afford to take their pets to the vet for meds. Everywhere I live, somehow there are deer.

Are tick-born diseases on the rise because we told everyone to go "touch grass"? Did we ever look into who started that meme Oh god

@nekonofubuki @kosenjuu The way you ‘feel’ about this is wrong and you should work to override that feeling until it goes away

@kosenjuu why do people like earbuds so much they just become a hygiene nightmare for me >~<

just dropped my stock gains on airpods pro 3. crazy that the cost is close to the money i put down on my iphone 12 mini three years ago

@AKBfromRVA @NYMag Lol 😂 🤣 lmao 🤣

@NYMag Ewwww what a bullying article to publish @NYMag . Be better.

Pattern baldness affects roughly 80 percent of men and nearly half of women over the course of their lives. After decades of snake oil and broken promises, we may be approaching a real inflection point — not just in the science of hair loss but in how the world thinks about baldness itself. For centuries, losing your hair was considered one of life’s cruelest fates, and the only dignified thing to do about it was often nothing at all, since the available fixes — wigs, plugs, spray-on dyes — were somehow even more humiliating. That logic is shifting. Imperfect though many of them still are, treatments are losing their stigma. Into this cultural moment comes a new drug called PP405. Unlike Minoxidil or Finasteride, which can help preserve the hair you have, PP405 is more ambitious, aiming to revive follicles that have already shut down by reprogramming the metabolism of their stem cells. In theory, it doesn’t just slow hair loss; it reactivates the parts of the scalp that have already surrendered — and seemingly without side effects. We may not be at the end of baldness, exactly, but for the first time it feels within sight — the faint stubble of hope. Revisit Lane Brown’s report on the promise of PP405 and the potential coming of the great unbalding — and see how celebrity stylist Chris McMillan imagines what some of the world’s most famous balds might look like with if their hair grew back: nymag.visitlink.me/Pz2Ktp

@AutismCapital @bryan_johnson If ur gay

@bryan_johnson It's safer to stick to good old fashioned crack.

One dose: > 46% more dendritic spines in prefrontal cortex > 100x more potent than ketamine as an antidepressant What is it? LSD with a two atom swap. > no trip > no hallucinations > no schizophrenia signature It's called JRT.

@yacineMTB WARkesh

Dwarkesh should rename his podcast to "the Dwarkesh Inquisition"