@XavierEtCaline @enclosdivin Apprends à utiliser ta tête au lieu d'une IA
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À la lecture des réactions à ce post, mon cerveau est presque aussi cuit que ce poulet.
Comment peut-on imaginer qu'un restaurant gastronomique de ce niveau "ne cuise pas suffisamment le poulet".
1) Le chef Jean-Michel Lorain a deux étoiles au guide Michelin
2) L'addition moyenne dans un tel restaurant est 200€
3) Il faut des siècles de maîtrise de la cuisine pour parvenir à réaliser un tel produit
Et les croustydébiles parviennent quand même à penser que le chef ne connaît pas le temps de cuisson d'un poulet.
Je ne vais même pas disserter sur la raison pour laquelle le poulet est rose, c'est du debunk de complot de Terre plate. Le poulet serait vert, jaune ou violet à rayures que tu boufferais en te pâmant de bonheur : dans un restau comme ça, avec un chef d'une telle qualité, tu fais confiance à 200% et tu manges et tu fermes bien ta mouille.
So Real Foods@sorealfoods
French Bresse Chicken steamed with Champagne 🇫🇷 © cotesaintjacques_
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Ah j’ai peut être raté un dm noyé dans la masse sur mon réseau le moins actif. My bad.
Avec tous les contacts qu’on a en commun, et une pincée de détermination, il était peut être possible d’obtenir mon numéro.
Mais ca c’est dans le cas où on veut se donner les meilleures chances de perf.
Si les drivers sont différents c’est autre chose.
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Pour cette première édition de l'@ENC_EN ,
j'ai le plaisir de vous annoncer les entraîneurs de
l'Équipe de France qui nous représenteront sur les différents jeux :
🇫🇷 @Zeph_LoL - LoL
🇫🇷 @Ferra_RL - Rocket League
🇫🇷 @Stooflex - Rainbow Six
🇫🇷 @Happy1 - Valorant
🇫🇷 NKS - Mobile Legends BB
🇫🇷 Kicknay - Dota 2
🇫🇷 @CaraZwolf - PUBG
🇧🇪 @Dridri_pubgm - PUBG Mobile
🇨🇳 Xu - Honor Of Kings
🗓️Prochaine étape, assembler les meilleurs rosters possibles, envoyez leur de la force !
#TeamFRA #ENC #ENC26
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@Nico_brgg @TCYMduPreez @Mi2z_R Le terme "French doors" est utilisé pour les portes doubles ouvrant des 2 côtés.
Source: je vends des portes en amérique du nord
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@TCYMduPreez @Mi2z_R c’est pour la porte du frigo avec le système de glaçon .. compréhension du sujet.. cm1
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Attttttty pour les américains les frigo américains c’est des french refrigirators ??????
SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024
This family wanted one of those expensive large French door refrigerators. When they priced them, they were coming back with prices between $8000 and $12000 for a Sub-Zero. The man didn’t want to disappoint his wife so he came up with an idea to get the space they needed without spending thousands of dollars on a high end fridge. His solution was to buy two identical fridges and mount the doors in a French style configuration. Other people were critiquing them saying it looks tacky and cheap. Would this be a viable option for you?
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@gusholderhaber Konami is watching this video right now and feeling very specific emotions 😭👀 What this man built in 7 months should not have been possible
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Fransız bir Yu-Gi-Oh! hayranı, 7 ayda kendi başına 3D düello sistemi geliştirdi.
• 3600 kartı tanıyan çipler yaptı
• Kart koyunca 3D canavar sahaya geliyor
• Çağırma anında kamera otomatik değişiyor
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@MarcKieley Marchigianni in Lasalle clears Bossa and I'm not afraid to say it
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The Milanese from Bossa Sandwicherie in Montreal is the peak of sandwich technology. Civilization has reached its pinnacle.
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@jmo22966085 @Mrrjoe I buy popcorn bud ounces for a deep discount, great for people who don't care about the quality that much. Usually can get ounces under 40CAD
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@Mrrjoe Shit dude, everything in there would be dry sifted and turned to hash rosin at my facility. Wtf. Unless i made a deal and it was expected. How’s the weed? It looks ok it is good to hear what consumers actually think, and glad to know i’m on the right path. Thanks for sharing
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How to ensure I never touch your brand again. eleven nugs in a 3.5 is insane.
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@Tylilithtv @matthew_dost @sircalebhammer If you support israel, you can't be on the left sweetie. Hasan could've never existed and it wouldn't change that.
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Friends- I need help.
I keep getting TV/podcast invites from creators/channels that lean right, or are clearly on the right.
I have NO issues with that- I’ll talk to anyone.
But I NEED some left wing creators/channels to chat with for balance before I accept more.
HELP!!!
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@matthew_dost @sircalebhammer Klein and Fetterman are not on the left you fucking dimwit lmfao.
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@sircalebhammer Maybe Ethan Klein? Probably better to go after left politicians as left content creators are almost always nuts. Hasan, Vosh I think, Destiny, all lunatics. I'd actually recommend talking to John Fetterman if you can. Think that would be pretty good.
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@Homer_EFG What do you think is “prepared properly” for a rare burger?
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For anyone who doesn’t know why this is bad, bacteria mostly live on the surface of a cut of meat, not within the muscle. A whole cut can be rare inside because the surface has been safely seared. When meat is ground, all the surface bacteria are mixed in throughout
vini vecchi ✯@vini_vecchi
Fui na hamburgueria considerada a melhor hamburgueria de sp, paguei 85 reais no lanche e a carne veio CRUA, chamei a garçonete ela disse que era normal deles que esse é o ponto mesmo 😍😍
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@shitlibtribal Drive 15 mins further to Mercier and try Grégoire & Fils. Best poutine you can find anywhere.
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If anyone goes to Montreal GO TO DIABOS RESTAURANT IN KAHNAWAKE THEY HAVE THE BEST FUCKING POUTINES
I literally don't know how they make them but they are actually drug-adjacent
Also KAHNAWAKE REP RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
م@m212kb
poutine que j’ai mangé à Kahnawake je pense à toi chaque jour
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Le serrurier veut me faire payer 2 000 euros on est d’accord c’est de l’arnaque ???? Je suis choqué ??????????????
syl🦦@sylcine_
Qui m’a porté l’œil la team ??? Plus jamais je parle💀
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@reallyoptimized @rampulla_andrew I can pretty confidently say you're a nightmare customer just based of that lmfao
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@rampulla_andrew People are tired of the endless appointments and all that nonsense. He told you what he needs. Just quote it. I'm the same way and the easiest customer ever. I just can't stand YOU making it so damn difficult.
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@Poppy67_ @uncledoomer Your friend should ask for a refund on her masters degree.
Bacterial growth stops. It can resume once you thaw it, but you will be cooking it then anyways.
Frozen meat is safe years later, it just may not taste as good due to freezer burn.
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Hey retards who Insult without bringing receipts or sources. The purchasing power parity changes the price per country or region. Countries like the US would pay more than people from South America or Asia.
Also, This is what I was talking about for drug pricing and subsidizing. 👇
discoursemagazine.com/p/how-america-…
thehill.com/opinion/health…
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Valve has updated its Steam pricing tools for developers.
They now offer three ways to set regional prices for games:
- Simple currency exchange rate
- Purchasing power parity (based on what people can actually afford)
- A mix of multiple data sources
For a $60 USD game, this can mean very different prices in other countries, like €51, €43, or €62 in parts of Europe.
The change is optional. Existing games stay the same unless updated.
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@R_DeCastelnau Il n’y a pas de zones réservées aux juifs en Israël. Les palestiniens qui y vivent circulent librement. Par contre si par erreur vous vous égarez en territoire palestinien (sous contrôle de l’Autorité palestinienne) vous risquez le lynchage comme cela est arrivé plusieurs fois.
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Un juif allemand qui se promenait avec son enfant à Berlin voit les SA nazis faire leur apparition et se mettre à le frapper devant son enfant parce qu’il est passé près d'une « zone réservée aux aryens ».
Oupsss pardon, désolé, rectification après mise à jour : un palestinien qui se promenait avec son enfant à Jérusalem voit les flics nervis israéliens faire leur apparition et se mettre à le frapper devant son enfant parce qu’il est passé près d'une « zone réservée aux juifs ».
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@TheBlackHokage Also worth pointing out, there is some occurences of yellow paint puzzles in the game lmfao
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Dear Crimson Desert Defense Force,
If your goal is to introduce more people to the game you love;
insulting the intelligence of every persons whose tolerance for poor game design isn’t as high as yours isn’t the solution.
I promise you you’re doing more harm to Pearl Abyss & the perception of your community than good 🤣
BRATOR@imbratorX
Yellow paint gamers be like: Pearl Abyss! Where do I go? Bad game. 🤡🤡🤡 This is a quest where you have to find out what happened to some farmer's cows. Count with me how many helpers there are on screen. Literally 6 helpers on screen pointing the way. Somehow not enough.
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@JJamBerger @MadMaskFr @clitauvife Ca qui arrive quand tu "fait tes recherches", t'a l'air calissement cave
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Prendre le temps de lire peut donner des surprises
Ce qui semble etre un bon paté au fruits de mer de la Gaspésie est fait à .......Dorval
Avec une liste d'ingrédients imprononcable ET meme fait avec des insectes!
Cochenilles.
On est loin du ptit paté de ma grand mère ...
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@hassinhadi @nytimes C'est quoi cette fixation sur cette frappe?
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🚨🚨🚨 [MAJEUR] via @nytimes
Une enquête militaire préliminaire conclut que les États-Unis seraient responsables d’une frappe de missile Tomahawk ayant touché une école primaire en Iran le 28 février.
Selon des responsables américains, l’attaque serait due à une erreur de ciblage. L’armée visait une base iranienne voisine, mais les coordonnées auraient été établies à partir de données périmées fournies par le renseignement militaire.
Les autorités précisent que l’enquête est toujours en cours et que plusieurs questions restent sans réponse.
nytimes.com/2026/03/11/us/…
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@swd2 @StinaSternberg @grok Hey here’s a thought. Maybe the hungry kids lazy parents could get a job. That would provide money for food. Then the hungry kids wouldn’t be hungry anymore. Maybe?
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Hey @grok, how much would it cost to feed every child in the United States breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a day?
The Spectator Index@spectatorindex
🇺🇸 The Pentagon estimates that the war on Iran is costing $1 billion a day, according to Nancy Youssef of The Atlantic.
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@unlimited_ls @amazon this man thinks his job "sucks" do the right thing let him go he clearly will be happier 👀😏🫡
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NEW: Better Call Saul actor says he’s now working as an Amazon delivery driver “it sucks”
John Christian Love, who played Ernesto on the Better Call Saul, revealed on Reddit that he is now working as a driver
'Hey it’s me John Christian Love.
Just want y'all to know that as the actor who brought you the character “Ernesto/Ernie” in Better Call Saul, that I too am out here delivering with you!
It sucks. But one delivery at a time. Be blessed out there!'
'I haven’t given up on it, just really slow right now. And Better Caul Saul wasn’t the breakout I was hoping.'
He added: 'The industry has dried up, I’m tired of waiting for permission, so going to start doing my own projects, but got to do something other than this because it really is killing me.'
John later continued: 'Did a significant film working opposite Lily Gladstone/Bryan Cranston but film ran out of money and I was never paid.'
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