Walter Mitty 🚴‍♂️💨

@lasnpatterson @RKBAShackleford @GeeScottSr “The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.” ― Charles Bukowski

I just saw the NASA director on TV. Is he Ferengi?

ABSOLUTELY 💯

Remember when the left painted ICE agents as jackbooted monsters who’d shoot grandmas at the airport? Senator Richard Blumenthal had a full meltdown, screeching they’d be “brutalizing people and shooting them.” Reality hit like a freight train: - ICE rolls in, handles crowds, checks IDs, and gets shit moving. - CNN’s own reporter was forced to admit: “We can finally take a deep breath.” - From SIX brutal hours to under 30 minutes...in ONE DAY. Terrifying, right? Democrats manufactured this airport hell just to make America hate ICE. Instead, millions of spring break families watched ICE save their vacations while the “abolish ICE” cult seethes in the corner. Turns out when normal people actually see what ICE really does… their deranged narrative collapses faster than a TSA line on a Democrat shutdown. Epic backfire, clowns. 😂 TAW again. (article below)

@TheBabylonBee Well, getting your timers set right is tricky.

Terrorists Give Up After Three Hours In TSA Line buff.ly/asKsRui

I'm siding with Gutfield. We don't need any more animal slop shows. 💯

This is great for Mexico. Illegals are good for the economy, commit practically no crime, and, of course, can't get welfare. They're nothing but upside and diversity 👩🏾‍🤝‍👨🏿

I’m still waiting for Adam Schiff to bring forward that Russian collusion evidence against President Trump he claimed he had seven years ago on national television.

@LibertyCappy If she could learn to weld I can almost guarantee she can find a welding booth to work in.

I guess she just needs more experience... 😂

“Now have ICE operate the DMVs.”

@ksorbs I thought the video was gonna be about losers messing up classic cars...my bad.

If ONLY somebody could have warned Californians that raising the minimum wage would backfire

@KathleenWinche3 I missed the Rich Privilege truck when it came through my trailer park. I think I was at work or school. It might have come at night but I would have been sleeping.

PBD is brilliant she had no chance! 🎯

Where are you @united @aairwaves @SouthwestAir ?

@TheBabylonBee I feel attacked.

Dad Has Family Arrive At Airport Before It's Even Built buff.ly/Pryr4Kk

@Chris__X__ Rode my bicycle starting at age 14 to work on small engines (mowers, chainsaws, rototillers) during the season. Bought my first car @15 from Bill of "Bill's Lawnmower Shop." I have no patience for career vagrants.

I had my first job before I could even get a drivers license, so forgive me if I struggle to understand grown adults who refuse to work and still expect handouts.

Pro Tip: If you want to elect a Female President stop telling everyone that women are too dumb to figure out VOTER ID.

@SaltyGoat17 They're all toddlers.

I’m so sick of these idiots acting like getting your birth certificate is some insurmountable task. You can literally just contact your county clerk and order it. This is weak even for Democrats!!

@codepink Why don't you just stay there where you are doing such important work?

We're leaving Cuba today after a profound experience of learning about how the US blockade is causing Cubans to suffer. We return to the US with more conviction and urgency to end the US blockade on Cuba. Cuba is not alone! 🇨🇺

@Dogsteach @PolitiBunny @CriticalThoug14 People can't be this stupid... @IfindRetards

Yo Einstein none of that matters if you’re a married woman, your birth certificate will prevent you from voting since it has your birth name on it, and not your married name. Anyone can get a duplicate Social Security card, but it has to have your original birth name on it. I suggest you educate yourself

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

@catturd2 I saw a video where the trooper was a borderline coonass speaking cajun. LOL!

Love my state.