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@ChudTheBuilder @KingFrostIII A 911 call, real or not, provides police with exigent circumstances for forced entry. You won't even make it past a summary judgement in district court.

@KingFrostIII Sets ground for violation of my rights. Forced entry under threat of violence. Violation of my right to privacy.

Swatted tonight. Thankfully I didn’t chimp out, and these guys were true professionals. To put their lives, and mine, as well as all of the people on the road in danger like this. Insane. I pray swift justice comes to you all soon.

@Dodgers print the tickets, assholes

Watch it fly, Dalton!

@dom_lucre wait, the @pepsi that provided economic support to the soviets for decades which ended up in proxy wars that harmed Americans?

🔥🚨BREAKING: Pepsi just officially withdrew its sponsorship of Pepsi Wireless Festival of over a decade after Kanye West was announced as a headliner. Pepsi has been a major sponsor and partner of the Wireless Festival for over a decade, with the partnership officially in place since 2015. The festival was formally known as “Pepsi MAX Presents Wireless.”

@DaleStarkA10 needs eye pro. build the habit.

Yes my friend, in America even small children carry guns. Before they go out to pay mothers make sure their guns are clean, serviceable and ready for action. I think you would enjoy this aspect of our culture.

@DaleStarkA10 you love to see it.

@nealmohan @YouTube @verge x.com/unlimited_ls/s…

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@unlimited_ls @YouTube @YouTubeCreators yeah, what the fuck @nealmohan?

.@YouTube @YouTubeCreators care to comment ?

NEW: Musician Murphy Campbell says she isn’t making money on YouTube because an AI company is cloning her music and filing copyright claims against her own videos “An entity called Timeless Sounds IR uploaded AI-generated versions of my songs to all major streaming platforms... They used a distributor, which I just discovered, and that distributor’s name is Vydia. They used Vydia to upload all these AI-generated songs. Vydia has since decided to make copyright claims on all of the videos that were used to feed that AI engine to sound like me. So Vydia has come forward and made copyright claims on my YouTube page. Because YouTube does not personally review these things, I am no longer making money on YouTube. Vydia is making money on YouTube off of my own videos of me playing my own banjo in my own backyard with traditional folk songs, some for my own family, over AI-generated music.”

@MagneticNorse looks like leland

Northern Michigan 😯

@nikko_1337 @satyanadella MICROSLOP

This is the most cursed thing that Microslop has conjured.

@geekedout__ hey @nealmohan, when you think "how can i make YouTube even shittier today?", do you just think it or do you actually say it out loud?

YouTube, please dump this garbage and give us back the old resolution selector menu

@HistoryPegg well now you have to keep doing this every day. that's an order.

Sometimes you receive something that stops you in your tracks. An 85 year old neighbours loves his newspaper with breakfast. His wife passed a few years ago and it’s his way of keeping up to date with news. He told me in passing the local shop has stopped delivering them and because of mobility issues he can’t get one. So I said I’d get it him and he have it for his breakfast. It doesn’t put me out. I’m up and about anyway. He sent me this note. Small things matter. #bekind

@unlimited_ls why did they cut the end off? I need to see it.

NEW: Police body-cam video shows a 45-year-old man wanted for child s*x crimes pulling a gun on a Wichita police officer before the officer shot and killed him Investigators say officers were trying to arrest a man on a warrant and eight counts of s*xual exploitation of a child Police say when they made contact and told him he was under arrest, he pulled out a gun An officer then opened fire, shooting the suspect multiple times. The suspect died at the scene

@lemire @Copilot you're never beating the MICROSPLOP allegations

I am in Microsoft Word. I press Copilot. I ask for a table. The AI can't modify the Word document so it creates a new document in the cloud. It then allows me access the document through a link. Presumably I am supposed to go there, copy the table and put it in my Word document myself. Who designed this ? This is so obviously a low-effort implementation that I am baffled. It is almost as if they wanted to fail. Why can't Microsoft see that having direct access to Microsoft Word is an incredible edge that they could leverage to embed the AI directly? It is almost comical.

@SemanticSteward @historigins You think that's dumb, how about when he lived inside of a bear carcass for 13 days?

This man live inside a rock for a week as an experiment

@JoshYoung did the February numbers get revised down from -92,000 to -133,000? And of these +178k jobs added, how many were for social services and healthcare?

The US economy is doing better than people are saying

@Mp3onWavs @TheCartelDel Uhhhhhundred percent

@TheCartelDel There's something about the muted trumpet that just takes me back to SimCity instantly every time. I can hear this song over this city with ease.

We may never know who introduced Takuya Nakamura to UK Jungle music, after moving from Tokyo to Boston to study Jazz theory - but I, for one, am very grateful.

@AutismCapital @grok has become super gay lately. It's getting almost as bad as @Copilot.

Did Grok break or something?

@CJGRISHAM @Knight_up23 should have flipped him off to see if he knew how the 1A worked, too

@Knight_up23 Nope. He followed behind me for a minute or two then drove off.

One of these days, cops will stop fucking with gun owners, especially 2A attorneys. Until then, I'll keep standing up to them.

@HighyieldHarry checking in here.

How buying the dip feels given this rally

@hadesmoonX @TuckerCarlson what the fuck, man?

Big ALP nicotine pouches fan here… until Pajeet from the packing plant in India decided to leave one of his filthy pubes at the bottom of my Spearmint 9mg can. It’s completely stuck — won’t move no matter how many times I bang the tin on the table. You market ALP as an American product. Time to actually make it in the United States. #ALP #MadeInIndia