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@Logically_JC The audacity!

No, fuck off.

@TheWarEnglish I dont see that ever coming to fruition.

While America debates drug pricing, Russia just ordered the development of the world's first anti-aging vaccine. The research has been running for 40 years. 🧵

@LauraBeckerReal Or you can ask them out? Welcome to 2026.

I am tired of these quirky high IQ autistic nerd men who love me but are too intimidated/emotionally avoidant to pursue. I want my quirky high IQ autistic nerd man who also has emotional courage.

Congress explaining that they can’t survive on $174,000 a year, but citizens only need $45k.

@DisaffectedPod Why don't you just go to your local mom and pop pizza place?

The framing on this issue is all wrong. This is NOT just about Gen-X-specific "nostalgia" for how Pizza Hut used to look. It's bigger. The old decor was *human*. Warm. Inviting. People like salad bars, too, not just because "nostalgia". These are things *people like*, not just specific cohorts who want specific looks that emulate their childhood. Everything today is sterile and hostile in color and form. McDonalds looks literally like a prison. Nearly every chain has built in Brutalist concrete, decorating in Millennial Mortuary Gray. People--not just Gen X--are tired of human-hostile architecture. -J

@maddenifico Well said.

I'm no socialist, but Elon Musk's post this morning made my blood boil. I cannot believe we're still pretending unfettered capitalism is some sacred cow. The vital necessity of strong social programs cannot be overstated, full stop. A genuinely progressive, tiered tax system is basic justice. It used to twist my stomach watching billionaires get dragged for their success. But when these entitled pricks turned around and sold their souls to a fascist authoritarian regime out of nothing but bottomless avarice and greed, any sympathy I had died. Not all billionaires are monsters, but the greedy, soulless fucks who backed this authoritarian Trump regime have made their true priorities crystal clear. These groups don't seem to value democracy. They favor plutocracy — where wealth buys direct access to power and bends the state to their whims. History is clear: authoritarianism rarely ends well for those who enable it. And this time, the consequences may be even more severe. They are playing with fire, and the stability they rely on is at risk. Disgusting. Utterly revolting.

@Kalshi_Film The Menu was good.

Anya Taylor-Joy is only 30 and already has an incredible career

@allenanalysis Aww 💔 😢

🚨 🇺🇸UNACCEPTABLE: Orlín Hernandez Reyes was 2 years old. He was a US citizen. He was beaten to death in Florida last month. His mother Wendy is in Honduras. ICE deported her in January. She was a day laborer laying concrete. Her car got pulled over in Alabama. The local sheriff handed her to ICE under the federal 287(g) program. She begged to take Orlín with her. She says ICE refused. ICE says she was offered the option and abandoned him. Wendy says she asked repeatedly. The uncle she was forced to leave Orlín with had a documented history of beating his own children with cords and wires. He’s been charged with felony murder. The medical examiner found burns, multiple broken ribs, a transected pancreas, and evidence of repeated blows over a month. ICE Director Todd Lyons issued a press release calling Wendy a mother who “abandoned” her son to “a violent murderer.” A Florida activist told reporters she knew of six children left behind in a single week after their parents were deported.

@WillowMantis @allenanalysis Karma to who? The mom?

@allenanalysis One word… karma

@WallStreetMav @IfindRetards Lol

@IfindRetards Lack of needing to have a job leads to some weird outcomes. That is why I don't think that Ai leading to UBI is a good thing. People need to have goals and struggles in life to avoid becoming a weirdo.

Sting and his non binary child. Another celebrity with an alphabet kid. Do celebrities have a higher rate of having a alphabet kid? What's causing it?

@greendragonhq My God, Trump really gave idiots confidence 🥴

REMINDER: just over 10 years ago Spencer Pratt and his wife went bankrupt after blowing $10 million preparing for a zombie apocalypse. This is not satire. It really happened. These people are dirty fucking grifters that are unfit to manage their own finances, let alone one of the biggest economies in the world. Are they going to blow the entire Los Angeles budget on a doomsday bunker and plastic surgery?

@crsanchezx And look how he threw her out like trash.

Elon Musk: «La primera vez que conocí a Grimes, no pareció impresionada ni un segundo por quién era yo. Mientras todos en Silicon Valley actuaban raro, midiendo cada palabra delante del hombre más rico del mundo, ella discutía conmigo como si fuera un tipo cualquiera. Ni halagos. Ni sonrisas falsas. Ni necesidad de agradar. Y eso me atrapó. Porque cuando llevas años rodeado de personas que quieren algo de ti, alguien que no necesita nada se vuelve peligrosamente fascinante. Ahí entendí que el verdadero poder no está en el dinero, sino en la capacidad de permanecer indiferente frente a él.»

@number_pizza111 Lol . That judge is good looking. Clav and TheCuban got a light sentence.

I like how they found a judge capable of mogging Clavicular to deliver him his sentence.

@omarsbigsister There is a difference in being a mayor in a blue city versus president of a country.

No more "incremental change" bullshit from liberals ever again, thank you.

@WallStreetApes Sometimes it takes awhile to find your footing. Employers value experience over degrees. You also have to show how you improved a process or resolved a problem.

This American has a masters degree and 5 years experience in marketing She’s been applying for jobs but cant get a callback She finally did get a callback from a job that only requires a high school diploma “My rent payment is half of my monthly salary, not including bills, not including any other expenses” If you add in other expenses, plus taxes and health insurance she will likely have no money left Reminder, she has a masters degree….. The job market is only going to get harder because of AI According to data current job seekers sometimes hand to put in over 200 application before finding a job Deport 20 million illegals and jobs will definitely open up, rent prices will definitely drop

@broadwaybabyto Its always been like that. Wash everything first.

Has anyone noticed that new clothes smell really strong these days? Whether it’s perfume, cologne or chemicals… it seems like everything new has a terrible stench that I swear it didn’t have 6 years ago. Declining quality, increased smells and increased prices. Awesome.

@CrazyVibes_1 Wow what a story.

An eagle kept a starving bear alive long enough to be found and rescued, Officials say a sick man set up an illegal bear trap deep in the woods, then placed trail cameras around it so he could watch the animal slowly starve. But God had other plans. When investigators later checked the footage, they saw an eagle landing near the trapped bear and dropping fish beside it, keeping him alive for days. The bear was finally found by a local hiker who walked that area almost every day, but said something told him to take a different route that morning. That small change led him straight to the bear, still alive, weak, and surrounded by fish scraps.At first, investigators had no idea who set the trap. Then they found the hidden cameras and discovered the man had recorded himself setting everything up, even showing his face. He is now in custody and awaiting trial.He set the camera hoping to watch something die. Instead, it became the evidence of how nature refused to let him win.

@jk_rowling I think the case is ridiculous. There are plenty of dating apps that are exclusive. There are plenty of apps that Roxanne could use and is just taking advantage of the situation.

Western society is currently divided between people who know this is a man and are prepared to say so and those who know this is a man but lie out of obedience to an ideology. There is no third option. Literally nobody on earth thinks "Roxanne Tickle" is actually a woman.

@celestialbe1ng He does look good. I thought some of his weight gain and bad health had a lot to do with the death of his son and wife.

Deep-plane facelifts have been a gift to humanity.