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@SaItyAIaskan @TrumpoidNY148T @LinkedInLunat1c Nobody should be seriously ill that often!

This equals to roughly just over 1~ sick day a month…and only half the amount that they state their workers are entitled to.

@PurpyNFL What people don’t have those little countertop convection toaster ovens? They’re a kitchen staple.

I, like most people, do not own a convection oven

@RealDianeYap There's also a cost issue. Salmon is expensive. A lot of schools can't even afford a bus for all their kids and you expect salmon at lunch lol?

Wrong conclusion. Why does the American school lunch look like this? Because fatass American kids are fed pizza, fries, mac and cheese and nuggies by their fatass American parents so if the school tries to serve them salmon, it'll end up straight in the trash can.

@RaiderJoeLV @st4rvingpeach That’s not a cereal bowl. It’s less than a cup. Quite small.

@st4rvingpeach Half an apple + peanut butter: 425-460 calories Carrot, half a cucumber + ranch: 285-350 Cereal bowl full of mixed nuts: 1200-1800 Mixed berries + marshmallow cream cheese dip: 240-350 Total: 2,150-2,960 Medium to large slice of cheese cake: 350-700 calories Propaganda.

that whole bowl of nuts is NOT 150 cals

@monokichan @KaufmanAudrey Washing and brushing your hair is basic hygiene.

@KaufmanAudrey why can’t women exist without being objectified

So, girls from California just refuse to style their hair I need you to know this

@AletaValiant @allie__voss Discomfort is a sign of a fit issue. Probably wearing the wrong size and/or style.

@allie__voss Tell me you don’t have big breasts without telling me you don’t have big breasts.

I’m sorry but if you think bras are THAT uncomfortable you are probably wearing the wrong size If it fits properly you should barely feel it throughout the day

@nonregemesse @WhiteRites @Michael04Champ Real dark brown hair is so dark it’s almost black.

@WhiteRites @Michael04Champ This is dark brown

Robert Baratheon, black of hair Joffrey Baratheon, gold of hair Jamie Lannister… brown of hair!

@antoniogm This tweet aged well. 🤯

Rubio realizing he’s going to be president of Venezuela, governor of Cuba, and the Shah of Iran.

@AllisonRFloyd @LissaJStrange If you have bad veins it’ll be hard for even the best phlebotomist. Or if you haven’t had enough to drink that day it can also be difficult. It’s not always their fault.

@LissaJStrange If they’re rooting for the vein, they’re bad at their job. Once when we were little one of us (my mom can’t remember) got a bad stick and whichever child getting stuck loudly went “OW. THEY DID A BAD JOB” right in the person’s face 😂

A phlebotomist taking my bloodwork just asked me mid-draw “Are you on aspirin, or do you just bruise easily? I’m seeing the bruise start to form.” Ma’am I believe a bruise mid-draw is an excellent indicator of a bad draw on your part.

@blackgodwayne @feedmemoore16 It floods up here too but we have sump pumps to fix that and if necessary a generator for it, too. And drainage systems in yards and below streets.

@feedmemoore16 100 % why, when it floods up here (not often) some people basements flood

random but you’ll near never see a basement in the south this is strictly a Midwest northern thing lol

@atrupar I guess nobody in this thread has heard a New York accent before. He said “terror” the way every New Yorker says it.

Trump: "Finally, we honor one more American soldier, a fallen warria of world. Of wars. And really, terra.”

@Silviogoilvis @soigomaa If you start work at 8 or even 9 am, waking up at 8 is late considering time to get ready, eat, and commute.

@soigomaa Waking up at 8 is not being a morning person?

I am not a morning person. Every doctor, sleep study, and my own mother will confirm this. And yet at 24, I decided this was the one thing standing between me and my best life. It started with a podcast. Some guy with a jawline was talking about his 4:30 AM routine like it was the secret to immortality. I listened three times. I bought a sunrise alarm clock for $89. Week one, I woke at 5 AM and told people about it. Unprompted. At dinner parties. Week two, I was dismissing all four alarms in my sleep. My body was committing crimes without my consent. I bought an app that made me solve math problems to turn the alarm off. I started hating math. I used to like math. Four months later I had spent $340 on sleep equipment, read two books on circadian rhythms, and was waking up at 7:52 AM — later than before I started. Plot twist: I looked up my chronotype. Turns out some people are genetically wired to be night owls. Fighting it is like telling a left-handed person to just try harder. I am a wolf. The podcast guy was probably a lion. We are different animals. I now wake up at 8. The sunrise alarm is in a drawer. The gratitude journal is a coaster. The lesson: sometimes the self-improvement arc is just you spending five months arguing with your own DNA.

@FredOtth @JonHaidt Yes it's called Kinetic learning. You learn better by physically doing something.

@JonHaidt My personal experience is that writing notes was more important than reading them. I find I get less benefit when typing them. Is this typical?

Many college professors are discovering that students learn less when they have laptops open. Many of us are banning their use in class. Putting computers and tablets on students desks in K-12 may turn out to be among the costliest mistakes in the history of education

@chrisdo84546069 @Goldendomer316 @heavensbvnny Before online ordering was so prevalent they had menus online. It’s not rocket science. Put an asterisk and note next to certain items if need be.

@Goldendomer316 @heavensbvnny But prices and availability vary by location? What would this basic menu show? It can't show prices and it cannot show what is available.

Dear every chain restaurant: I just wanna look at the FUCKING MENU. WHY DO YOU MAKE ME SELECT THE LOCATION AND THEN PRETEND IM GONNA ORDER FOOD JUST SO I CAN SEE MY OPTIONS. WHY CAN'T Y'ALL JUST HAVE THE FUCKING MENU ONLINE LIKE ANY NORMAL RESTAURANT?

@slytherynne @MusicPills10 Seems she’s actually singing. You can see and hear her taking breaths.

@MusicPills10 Sorry to learn about this but is this a lipsync?

Britney Spears - Everytime 🕊🤍 Everyone thought this song was for Justin Timberlake as an apology, but it was actually for the baby she aborted because he didn't want to be a father 😪

@themadameverite @Lorne37894754 @Vic_KEYYYY @CollinRugg It was on the broadcast from what I remember.

@Lorne37894754 @Vic_KEYYYY @CollinRugg Where? There’s no ice there- show us

NEW: NASCAR star Tyler Reddick responds following Michael Jordan's "interaction" with his 6-year-old son after Reddick's Daytona 500 win. The comments from Reddick came on Stephen A. Smith's SiriusXM show. "From my perspective, I've gotten to know Michael and his family very well over the years..." "I don't see what other people see when it comes to this. You know, for me, it's a huge moment..." "I put that off to the side and just think about how I think about the look on [Michael Jordan’s wife's] face and the whole family..." "So, yeah, that's where I'm at with it."

@doffcocker The entire Stargate IP has been on Prime for a long time now.

All 10 seasons of Stargate SG-1 are back on Netflix, but where is the re-released Children of the Gods?

@JJeffrey100 @Simplicity @Simon_Ingari It’s 2.5 hours after the traditional workday ends and if people already have plans it shouldn’t be expected that they cancel them.

@Simplicity @Simon_Ingari I don't need anyone that's not willing to spend 30 minutes literally ONE HOUR after the traditional US work day ends. period. call me selfish if you want, but i literally work 2x more hours than my average employee to lead and be able to pay them their salaries.

Manager: I need you to attend a meeting later today. Employee: Sure — what time? Manager: It starts at 7:30. Employee: In the evening? Manager: Yes. Different time zones. Employee: I’m not available at 7:30 today. Manager: It’s important for your role that you’re there. Employee: If I’d had more notice, I could have adjusted my hours, but I’m off work at 5 p.m. and can’t make it today. Manager: Just sign back in later for the meeting. Employee: I’m unavailable after 5pm. Will the meeting be recorded? Manager: This is a CLM. Employee: Not attending a last-minute meeting outside working hours is a career limiting move? Manager: Yes. It won’t look good when promotions come up. Employee: Okay… (starts typing) Manager: Did you hear me? Employee: Yes. I’m documenting this so I’m clear. I’ll email my notes as well. (The manager looks surprised.) Employee: So, to confirm — refusing unexpected evening work may affect promotion opportunities? Manager: This isn’t necessary. Employee: Anything else you’d like to add? Silence. Employee: No? Okay then.

@Bailey1234_2025 @hell_line0 That’s not true at all. There is an expected and purposeful pattern each cycle.

@hell_line0 Hormones fluctuate so much in women , they’re really not a good way to measure what’s really going on or to prescribe medications.. your estrogen could be sky high one day and at a bottom low a few days later. What really matters are symptoms.

The fact that hormone panels aren’t standard in women’s annual exams after 35 is absurd. We check cholesterol. We check blood sugar. But hormones that affect EVERYTHING? Optional apparently.

@LulaS73434888 @hell_line0 There are expected ranges for each phase of your cycle to compare to. Or ideally you check at baseline on cycle day 2-3.