Syncretic

The average American reads at the seventh-grade level. These same people overestimate their own intelligence and believe that they can read the Talmud just like a Harry Potter book.

"He dropped 3 albums at the same time"

@spawnjz @baybteeth @ennuissance @samplesoojin Yes they can.

@_syncretic_ @baybteeth @ennuissance @samplesoojin This is true but like, this is an disorder? People can’t ’suck up’ a literal disorder

I’m so sorry but idc how insensitive I sound you can’t be serious

@baybteeth @ennuissance @samplesoojin As a human, this person is capable of sucking it up and eating fucking fruit. You are infantilizing a grown adult.

@ennuissance @samplesoojin are we or are we not talking about an eating disorder, not just “what humans need to live”?

@JeffVincint @questmoosa I thought the prolactin route was tried already and didn't really pan out?

@questmoosa we've been working on this for some time, releasing < 12 months. many pictures here x.com/JeffVincint/st…

If you've tried finasteride but that led to nothing but: - Depression (due to 5AR inhibition) - Continued hairloss (because hairloss is not caused by DHT) - Chronic anxiety (due to a lack of allopregnanolone in the brain) Then it's time to lower prolactin (one of the true hormones implicated in hairloss) with vitamin E rather than chemically CASTRATE yourself and reduce the chance of you having children/enjoyable sexual activity in the future!

@nickmullenfan @truewagner 1976 was 70 years ago buddy

@truewagner There is not a chance in hell that man was born in 1976. 1876 maybe?

I have a unique opportunity to choose my next land-lord.. .

@diovolojo @FeelsGuy2003 What?

@FeelsGuy2003 I have a feeling that this rabbi unintentionally equated his race to STDs. - I have only 12% influenced by HIV, I’m not HIV positive. - Yes, you are.

Oy vey 😁

@Bagodictionary @beerprincess The hair makes it even better.

@beerprincess It depends, have they invented a blowjob method that doesn't involve any fingertips or loose strands of hair grazing my hip and tickling the fuck out of me

I was trained to be a millennial style freaky pick me and now that I’m grown up guys don’t even want their dicks sucked anymore

@JeffVincint When will you be forthcoming with more details? How does it work if there is no hormonal manipulation? Do the results last?

@Crypt0_DaD_1o17 @AlxndrThGr8 @LaCienegaBlvdss Why the fuck would you feel bad for him?

@AlxndrThGr8 @LaCienegaBlvdss How are people weird tho? Is it not possible to feel bad for the victim and the suspect.

I really wish I could disseminate this video to all the kids. This is HIS lawyer pleading for his life by having a prison warden testify that he would be worth more alive working like a slave vs receiving the death penalty. His lawyer is BEGGING for a life sentence.

@Paul51854258222 @brainenergy4me Come on bro act serious.

@brainenergy4me Schools destroy whatever soul the kids have, being a teacher is evil, except maybe not college professor, but most below that level are just evil women

Teaching high school English as a 25 year old with 24/7 chronic digestive problems was the hardest thing I’ve ever done. I would get the Sunday scaries so bad that I would become nonverbal on Sundays. My body would consistently wake me up on Monday mornings around 4 am, where I’d lay in bed feeling physical waves of anxiety pulsing through my body. By my second year I was so depressed, and felt so much like I was drowning, that it drove me to take SSRIs. They were very effective in stopping the drowning feeling. I remember one Sunday evening in the living room of the house where I rented a bedroom, in October 2017, watching History Channel, thinking to myself “holy shit, I cannot remember the last time I felt like I could relax and enjoy a Sunday evening.” But as the SSRIs helped me feel like I wasn’t drowning in depression and anxiety, they also made me feel like I had lost touch with some “inner me” some deep deep part of me that acted like an anchor for who I was, who I am, and who I would become. I feared that if I stayed detached from that feeling for too long, it would have a huge impact on the person I became, and I might permanently lose touch with who I was or would be off the meds. So I stopped them after one month, looked into dietary methods of managing my depression, and even though it took a couple years of keto and intermittent fasting and even carnivore for a year, that rabbit hole eventually led me to Peat and, from there, to where I am now. And right now I feel very me. What a journey. If I never became a teacher, would it have happened? I don’t know. I had been depressed and anxious for 7-8 years before I became a teacher, but teaching amplified it so much that I had to find a way to stop it.

@brainenergy4me Now I teach at a charter and it's so good I don't even get the "Sunday scaries". But if I hadn't found this school I don't know if I would have stuck with teaching.

@brainenergy4me Similar to me in that when I taught at a traditional public school I would wake multiple times through Sunday night with my heart racing. Once, I physically disassociated while driving to work and could barely control the wheel on a turnabout.

@megadumby @thefieldraccoon @griffin_daly_ @bromf3 Because you're retarded.

@thefieldraccoon @griffin_daly_ @bromf3 Why are you so angry and saying the f word and yelling at me 🥺

Oh my god they thought the subhed was the review you can’t make this up

@DARG_TD @0xMerp Happened with me but you need to find the right dose. I'm on dutasteride now and the sides were there in the start but are going away now.

@0xMerp "Oh you’re losing your hairline? There’s a pill for that" correct "Oh that pill made your dick soft?" fake news, just finasteride fear mongering

Oh you’re losing your hairline? There’s a pill for that Oh that pill made your dick soft? There’s a pill for that Oh that pill gave you high blood pressure? There’s a pill for that Oh that pill made your kidney bleed? There’s a pill for that

@giantfofm @wanted4mogging No lol

@wanted4mogging Long hair look bettr

can some evolution expert explain why haircuts which could never have existed before the industrial revolution look better than shoulder length pseudo dreads formed form a mix of dirt and scalp sebum pileup

I asked my Jewish accountant if it’s okay to propose to my gf with $90k in student loans and he pointed a loaded gun at my head

@di_jelle @hostis_black the fuck are you on?

@hostis_black But, Anna’s Archive is not anymore free!

The largest open library in human history, Anna's Archive, has been ordered to pay Spotify and the three largest record labels on the world $322 million. The defendant has not appeared in court and is not going to. The site is still up with two backup domains standing by and there's nothing the censors can do. Anna's Archive currently holds 63 million books, 95 million academic papers, and 1.1 petabytes of mirrored torrents. It is free. It is searchable. It is run by a pseudonymous person nobody has identified after four long years of searching. In the four months since the music industry filed the first of three coordinated lawsuits, the library has lost six domain names and added two million books to the catalogue. The cartel is suing it faster every month, and it is growing faster every month. In December, Spotify and the major labels filed. In January, OCLC, the company that runs WorldCat, won a default judgment of its own. On March 6th, thirteen of the largest book publishers in the United States, including HarperCollins, Penguin Random House, Simon and Schuster, Macmillan, Hachette, Elsevier, Wiley, and McGraw Hill, filed a third lawsuit in the same federal court. The publishers' complaint runs to seventy-four pages. They call Anna's Archive a "brazen pirate operation." They call it "an illegal supplier of stolen content to the AI industry." The same publishers are simultaneously suing Anthropic, Meta, OpenAI, and NVIDIA for training their models on the same corpus the publishers want Anna to destroy. The cartel argues, in two parallel federal courts, that the corpus cannot be used by anyone. Not the pirate who built it. Not the AI company that downloaded from it. Not the graduate student who pulls a paywalled paper from it at two in the morning. Anna did not respond to any of the three complaints. Anna has never responded to any complaint. Anna is a name on a blog and a public key on a server and a person, or maybe several people, in a jurisdiction nobody has identified after four years of searching. The judgment is uncollectable. The permanent injunction binds Cloudflare, Public Interest Registry, Njalla, the Switch Foundation, Tucows, and nine other named intermediaries. The Greenland registry is not on the list. The Greenland registry has not complied. The site currently lives at .gl, with .pk and .gd standing by. The corpus has always moved faster than the censor. The censor has always called the corpus piracy. The corpus has always survived the censor by becoming the readers themselves. The publishers' lawsuit cannot reach the torrents. The torrents are already seeded across continents and IPFS nodes and personal NAS drives owned by people the publishers will never find. The default judgment is paper. The corpus is everywhere. The cartel will win every lawsuit but they will lose the war. The publisher who walks into court next month with a fresh filing will be filing against a defendant who has, in the time since the last filing was sealed, mirrored another half million books to another seven hundred volunteers in another forty countries. There is no defendant to find. There is only the next upload. It is already seeding.

@serenityposting @tenobrus To be fair, most infamous serial killers aren't actually all that intelligent either.

@tenobrus i don’t want to make light of this but is this why there aren’t any black serial killers? this guy clearly is in the 99th percentile of violent psychopathy but he orders everything off amazon and postmates and then just leaves the body in the trunk of his own car for months?

oh my god

@prodigal__sun If it wasn't you I'd say this was some lame marketing gimmick like some right-adjacent creators here do. Knowing this is real blows my mind. What blows my mind even more is that I actually learned about this exact fanfaction two weeks ago against my will.