Ayanna Dookie

A guy on a bicycle with a flip phone tried to get my number. I’m taking his confidence on stage with me tonight.

@MAiahamffl @JarHead03520352 @EastEndJoe Thank you. My senior design project, I proposed designing a bra. The 3 guys in my group voted against and build a lock for bicycles. 🫠

@JarHead03520352 @EastEndJoe It's funding, not technique. There are great bras out there already but they're wicked expensive & out of reach for many women who needs them.

She is not wrong!

@bigjohnson013 @EastEndJoe What’s hanging from my nose is rather pricey, as are my bras. I’m wondering where I said I was unable to afford a supportive bra in the video. Maybe if you weren’t so full of anger and hate, your comprehension skills would be better.

@EastEndJoe If you can afford all that shit hanging from your foul ass nostrils, you can afford a bra that fits. Stop finding reasons to complain.

@Seanjuan55 @EastEndJoe Thanks bro for tagging me.

@EastEndJoe @ADookie

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@curlycomedy And yes and no no at

Are both better if…

@TonyBakercomedy Weekly

Let me ask yal this. How often do you clean your toilets? Not just rims and seats, but the inside. And don’t give me those horse-sh*t responses like “i clean mine fully after every use”. Tryna look good in the comment section. 🙄🤔😂

We are starting off our Live Educational Symposium Series together with @GSK on Wednesday March 15, 2023 at 4:00pm PST entitled What is Lupus? Panelists: Tatiana Spiegler, MSN, RN, PHN, @ADookie Stand-Up Comedian, Lupus Advocate, Storyteller, & @MataJuanamata @estelamata

@TonyBakercomedy First I’m getting a napkin to collect their tooth.

Let me ask yal this, if you are talkin to a close associate, and while they are talking to you, their tooth shoots out and lands next to you, are you handing them back the tooth raw handed?

@Kings_879 @sodiepops @NYMag @tammieetc @NICKIMINAJ We don’t need “them” “discovering” roti. Prices go up, they start putting raisins in it. The coffee shop by me in BK sells “empanada style doubles.” 😩😩.

@sodiepops @NYMag @tammieetc @NICKIMINAJ I’m confused too

Trini roti is the perfect meal for this time of year, when you want something comforting and hearty even in the middle of the day. @tammieetc writes trib.al/Bhs368O

Two weeks from tonight I headline @standupny and if you don’t come based on this SNL style promo video alone I will never forgive you (yes, that’s me doing the VO 😂). I’ll be joined by @jon_vanhalem @bigmanmike @ADookie @moeyaqubcomedy @KevinMcCaff & Evan Hernandez!

TOMORROW! MAÑANA! Monday 12/5 at @caveatnyc come to @storycollider ALL-COMEDY COLLIDER! w/ Funny stories from: @ADookie @GabeMollica @kenicemobley @TheLifeofKay @MikeDrucker & @peachfuzzpapi Host: @ZStovall & @GastorAlmonte 🎟: ow.ly/rHJC50LES6h

Breaking down #autoimmune stigma starts with sharing health stories. Thank you so much to our #LupusWarriors @ADookie, @PreshaKardile, and @MataJuanamata @Looms4Lupus for sharing their stories today. #SWHRtalksLupus

For those seeking workplace accommodations for lupus, @ADookie recommends going to your employer with concerns as well as solutions. "[Lupus] isn't a disease most people are aware of, so... make sure to have suggestions about what they need to do" to support you. #SWHRtalksLupus

@ComedyGroupie Hahahaha! My comment was more a general answer to the question I know you’d do due diligence!

@ADookie Yes, there would be. Have you met me? Ha ha ha ha

Okay I floated this during the pandemic, but real talk. Would you be willing to become an employee of a club/regular show if you knew you’d receive a guaranteed salary in exchange for promotion of the show and mentoring a younger comedian? You'd still be free to do other spots

If you have #Lupus or any #autoimmune condition, please join us!!

Share your #lupus #lifestyle questions with SWHR in the replies here or tag #SWHRtalksLupus. Some of these questions will answered by three #women #LivingWithLupus during the SWHR #FiresideChat next week, 10/17: ow.ly/GbIk50KBvB0 @ADookie @Looms4Lupus #WorldMentalHealthDay

Dating Apps w/ Ayanna Dookie @ADookie #comedy #standup #comedian #funny #standupcomedy #nyc #dating #datingapps #bumble

I guess he really is living in a Gangsta’s Paradise. Rip Coolio. I know everyone will be posting this sad, corny joke.

@GastorAlmonte This is troubling

Until this week, I was 100% certain I’d live in NYC forever. I’ve been attacked by foot-long rats twice this week. Same location, different days. That means it’s personal.