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Name a worse song than “The Reason” by Hoobastank

@wxcameron @JamesBlackra you didn’t read what he said did you

@JamesBlackra @RyanHanaWWP You’re brainless lmao. Neither of these dudes are allowed to play in the NHL this season

TRADE: The Detroit Red Wings, while playing the Tampa Bay Lightning, make an AHL deal with Tampa: acquired forwards Michael Milne and Wojciech Stachowiak from the TBL in exchange for defenseman Ian Mitchell. Yzerman and Brisebois getting some work done during play. #LGRW #GoGRG

Dylan Hryckowian signed by Dallas, because of course he did

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@JNolan93_ @NHLRumourReport Could see keeping him in year 8/8 yes, expect him to play lights out but no absolutely not you don’t re sign him.

@agentofascent @NHLRumourReport Not really, he's seen a resurgence under the new coaching staff. It appears Mike Sullivan and his staff was holding him back. With Letang looking like he's on the decline, having Karlsson around is a good idea.

Josh Yohe: Re Penguins: I’ve seen the speculation that Erik Karlsson could be traded this summer because his value has risen; Though anything is possible, I don’t believe that will happen; I think it’s more likely the Penguins offer him a couple more years - The Athletic (3/17)

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@JoshYohe_PGH @FiredUpFantasy The Western Conference is officially a joke

This is officially absurd

@NHLFoley In no particular order?

Who are some of the top college free agents left on my board? D Tyler Dunbar* F Jack Stockfish* D Evan Murr* D Ben Dexheimer F Dylan Hryckowian* D Viking Gustafsson Nyberg* F Jack Musa* D Lukas Gustafsson F Dan Russell D Brandon Holt F Davis Burnside F Grant Slukynsky * Junior

@ByronMBader Oh, they’re going.

Elite run. I want playoffs for CBJ!

@StamkosHedman @TBLightning It def won’t happen way too low 😆

@agentofascent @TBLightning Thatd be a bargain, 🤞

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@StamkosHedman @TBLightning Putting it out into the universe

@agentofascent @TBLightning He didn't sign

JT Miller since returning from the Olympics: 7 Games 0 goals 0 primary assists 1 even strength strength point Outscored 6-3 at 5v5 What is the point of this?

@TBL_Hockey Went from being on the fence about Gage earlier this season to now I’m a full believer. Think Coop is a believer too

Goncalves is gonna be a pure threat as his game ages, helps when you are shifting with elite players too.

@seyerpa Rossi always seemed like a 2C to me in Minny

Is Rossi 1LC next year instead of EP?

@NHL @pepsi Bobrovsky owns the Oilers

BOB 🧱 He earns his 53rd career @pepsi shutout‼️

@NickZararis Brad Marchand comes to mind immediately

Working on a pretty big research project about stars in the NHL I already have McDavid, Crosby, MacKinnon, Kucherov and Matthews to establish a baseline If I asked you: who’s the most clutch player in the league, who would you mention?

@daddykopitar Kucherov is better than all of them. Is that what you meant?

Why do people not talk about Kucherov in the same breath as McDavid, MacKinnon, and Draisaitl? 111 points in 62 games. Unreal.

@JasonGregor Did McDavid yell at everybody again

Team that has beat you twice in Cup Final, has chanted about your best players and chirped them and on home ice in a game you need to win you show up with no emotion and no physicality and now trail after 20 minutes. Not enough grit on this team.

@HockeyyInsiderr @CanadiensMTL @NJDevils Quit smoking crack

It’s Nico Hischier … received confirmation from multiple sources @CanadiensMTL @NJDevils have a handshake agreement on a deal that will be finalized in the off season

@ryanwhitney6 The heart of the oilers is injured, Ryan

disgusting Oilers game tonight. Florida in your house and this is it? gross