Onwunara Ijeoma Queen

@flyingbeso @sauronthetalker Did you give them???

@sauronthetalker Very good. They even had the effrontery to ask me if I could give them "small thing", yunno to keep them at bay. He also asked for cold water that he's thirsty. The rage bait in this country is like a daily subscription.

NEPA came to knock on our gate. I did not answer. Unfortunately, the gate was not locked, so they let themselves into the compound. I had no choice but to answer them. They greeted. I asked them if they were here to cut the light. They said yes. I responded, " I'm in support. Cut it!" and walked back inside the house. The man was shocked. We have not had light for months. The estate contributed over 30 million to procure a transformer. No show. Just stories and low voltage that cannot charge a torchlight. Every roof has a solar panel. That's how bad we have lost faith. Yet, they had the audacity to come and check for bills. He insisted I call somebody else. I asked him how he thought I would be able to charge my phone to make a call if there was no solar. Cut the damn thing. We should have invited them a long time ago to do this. When they were done, I went to greet them and told them, "Well done." 👍

@YulEdochie Because he didn't give money for doing nothing like you expected, onye apari

Peter Obi built nothing in Anambra when he was Governor. No schools built by him, no factories, no companies, no malls, no major projects, nothing. He didn’t even build his own people, never invested in anybody. No Anambra man can tell you he’s successful today because of Peter Obi. You can’t build your state, you can’t build your people, so what are you going to do as President?

@IamtheOYE @ChuksEricE What's the connection?

@ChuksEricE Sorry what's this jobless guy's job....don't fucking tell me activist. What does he do for a living??

Update: Randy Peterz revealed that the woman who went viral over her claim about a loaf of bread, and whose detention sparked public concern, was released last night around 12 a.m. after the alarm was raised over her arrest. According to him, her release followed the intervention of Inibehe Effiong later that same night, as they also appreciate the new police IG, Tunji Disu

@Dr_Pharouk B

Which do you prefer 👀👀 A - Meeting with Don Jazzy. B - 30 million naira. A. Or. B.

@HighChiefOkoro Ok, we hear you

Tunde Onakoya with his chessboard is bigger than Peter Obi with his groundnut.

@EmekaAmakeze Na movie be this or it's a true life story?

"My friend invited us to his house to eat for the Easter. His wife came from church to embarrass us because of rice.

In the early hours of today , my brother who’s not in the country was supposed to transfer 195k to an opay account Only for him to omit one number in the account number and wasn’t even aware of the mistake, until it was too late Now he sent me the number to call , and I asked him some necessary questions, just incase the receiver should ask. Thankfully it was a guy that picked , and with the name inscription you would know he’s either from akwaibom or anywhere related Now after he picked, then I went ahead to tell him of the mistake we made to transfer the sum of 195k into his account, he said okay , then asked for the account number and bank I sent the money to , I replied immediately.. Then he said he would call me back shortly… I have been waiting for him to call, upto 30mins, no response, I have tried calling back , it’s not reachable over 2hrs now I just tired now , and he picked , I told him to pls send back 180k and keep 15k , but oga still said he will call me back in few minutes time , now all he does it pick my call and not say a word 😓 Here’s his phone number ☎️ +234 813 105 0599 Name is Eddidong Issac Sunday Pls help me call him, if this post pops on your timeline 195k is just too much to loose in this economy 😩 © Ezike Faith

@callme_Riken 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

I lost my brother to cancer yesterday 😭😭. This is one death I know I will never recover from because that’s my favorite sibling and the very love of my life. I can’t believe he’s gone and I won’t see him again or call his name and he will answer me. I can’t even breathe 😭😭💔.

My youngest sister has been kidnapped 💔! She was kidnapped on Monday, 13 April 2026, on her way to Abuja to report for duties from Ogun State. We have not gotten precise information about where the incident happened. She reached us briefly around 12.am Wednesday, 15 April 2026, that she has been kidnapped since on Monday without details of who kidnapped her, why, and where she is before the phone was taken from her. Now, they have been calling me until this moment demanding N100 million naira. Where do I raise 100 million naira? I can't even raise 100 thousand naira. They are calling me with registered numbers. Our preliminary findings have it that this happened in Kabba, Kogi State, Nigeria. I have been to three different police stations. One in Lagos and the two at Mowe and Redeemed Police stations. The police stations have no tracking system and that since there is no information about location, police said they can't work. I called police national PPRO. He said I should go and report it at the nearest police station after I had already reported. While trying to explain further, he ended the call and did not pick up my calls again until now. She remains in the harsh and harrowing den of the kidnappers until now. I do not want to lose my sister. She is a very young girl who is just starting life. Please rescue her alive, safely, and complete. @PoliceNG @HQNigerianArmy @PoliceNG_CRU @TunjiDisu1 @aleeygiwa @CspIniedu @NigAirForce @KogiPoliceNG @OfficialDSSNG @NuhuRibadu @officialABAT @aonanuga1956 @atiku @Brightgoldenboy @PeterObi @NGRPresident @NigeriaGov @BTOofficial @BolajiADC @davido @wizkidayo @DONJAZZY

@BSAT_Properties Thank God for your life and welcome back home. May God keep protecting you 🙏

"My cousin build this house for me while i was out of the country sending him money to help me establish at home.. For nearly 16 years, I gave my all working in Dubai. Every single penny I could scrape together, I sent back home to my cousin with a prayer and a dream. Today, I am standing in front of the results, and I am overwhelmed by God’s faithfulness. ​Looking at this stunning mansion, I am still in shock. I lost my mother just a few months after I moved away, and Mom, this house is for you. Your son is finally back home to stay. It is time for me to settle down, find a wife, and start the family you always wanted for me. I know you are smiling down from heaven. ​The road was never easy. There were endless long nights, constant struggles, and days where I went hungry just to make sure I saved enough. But seeing this breakthrough makes every sacrifice worth it. To return home as a man of means is a feeling I cannot describe. Who says family can not be trusted? ​This is the power of being blessed with honest family members who truly care about your vision. I am literally crying happy tears right now because I had to share this testimony with the world! To my Cousin, Felix, I'll be forever greatful dear brother thank you ​I am so incredibly grateful to God for His grace and for keeping His promises! 😭❤️🙏" © Realmz

@mufraaa Effing nuisance, I'll kick them out

What next if you find this in your house.

@JakeRammos Olumo rock

Gun pointed at your head, name a rock

This Message Is To The 3,500 Naira Sl@ves.

@kenkenlewu God will bless his hustle massively 🙏

“Ebonyi State University Student Shows Off How He Makes 10,000 Naira Daily .. According to him, "Not every university student chooses the big boy lifestyle. I chose differently." "Since we have no exams this week, I decided to take my hoe to the village and hustle by making heaps." "One heap is now ₦200. If I can make 50 heaps in a day, that’s 50 × 200 = ₦10,000 daily."

@kenkenlewu Your fellow passengers didn't return the handkerchiefs and collected their money back?

On my way to Onitsha a few days ago, a female preacher in the bus was selling “miracle handkerchiefs” for ₦2,000 and dishing out random prophecies. Then she turned to a quiet lady sitting beside her and said: “Thinking won’t solve your problems. Before this year ends, you will get married. Your family has tied your destiny…” She was still talking when the lady’s phone rang. She picked up and put it on loudspeaker. “Baby, have you given the children food?” Her husband replied, “Yes, my love. Safe journey. We love you.” From that moment, the preacher didn’t say another word until we got to the final bus stop. The silence in that bus for the next two hours was louder than the engine.

We were caught unawares in 2023, but this time everyone should be planning to go to their polling unit with their HD camera, rechargeable or battery operated light, and power bank Once they start the counting, photograph and film everything. Film every single sheet and official

• Remi Tinubu is a pastor at RCCG. • The EFCC Chairman is a pastor at RCCG. • The APC National Youth Chairman, Dayo Israel (Yoruba Ronu evangelist), is a pastor at RCCG. • Lawrence Bayode, Deputy Director of INEC ICT, is a pastor at RCCG. He testified against Peter Obi during the election tribunal and also refused to swear with the Bible. Today, he has been rewarded as the Acting Director of INEC ICT. • Former Vice President Yemi Osinbajo is a pastor at RCCG. • The Inspector General of Police attends RCCG. • Samuel Ortom, former Governor of Benue State, attends RCCG. • Senator Douye Diri, Governor of Bayelsa State, attends RCCG. • Osagie Ize Iyamu is a pastor at RCCG. • Dr Peter Pereotubo Akpe, PhD, current Deputy Governor of Bayelsa State, is a pastor at RCCG. • RCCG is the go to church for thanksgiving services for APC politicians. • Pastor Adeboye used to be vocal against the ills of the government, particularly during the Goodluck Jonathan administration. But today, now that his friend, tribesman, and his pastor’s husband is in charge, he has gone mute and simply asks us to pray. There is no verified instance of Pastor Adeboye publicly condemning the specific massacres in Plateau, Ondo, Kwara, or Benue by name, or directly referencing these atrocities since May 2023. • RCCG is the religious arm of the APC. Stop attending RCCG make God no go punish you ozuor!!

@_Kamor Yes, I agree

20 million naira but your Twitter Bookmark folder will be opened one by one in front of your family on a large TV screen. In or out?

@Mikedeyforyou1 My condolences to you and your family. It is a trying time but God will see you through it🫂🫂🙏🙏

I just lost my mum today 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔

@ObaDeleke I'm interested biko and I'll pay back o, I have fear of God. Canada or UK in my mind

If someone fund your japa with work visa and a job offer there. Will be sincere in paying back? What country is on your mind? I get jazz ooo, I don’t do police💯