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Direct call should be for urgent and emergency, everything else must be a text

@PunchTantrum @gupta_rekha Any Indian system in the current era is paper boat to dissolve after sometime. It’s for a short duration and just to play around. They have zero interest or ability or integrity to make it work.

“Dedicated Centers for Respectful Recycling of Cherished Idols” will be run by Delhi Government and employ people from all communities, including from minorities who profess very little respect for any idols….😑 @gupta_rekha

@LVNilesh Startups me to direct CEO CTO ban jate hai college se nikalte hi

VP is almost an entry level position in many finance (and adjacent) cos.

@LVNilesh धो दिया, सारे पाप धो दिया अब भाई को जिंदगी में जाने की गरज नहीं है

Priests blessing the devotees at Kolhapur Mahalaxmi temple.

@fareesh @DelhiAirport @CyrusDhabhar Don’t forget two witness and 1 witness of each witness, xerox of aadhar card of grandpa’s cousins. Don’t ask why, just submit it.

@DelhiAirport @CyrusDhabhar How come you don't need 3 copies of notarized affidavit declaring that you are an airline passenger

Hey @DelhiAirport - is the bus service between T3 and T1 free? There is a man who’s charging people on the bus for the service. Your website says it’s free. Screenshot attached. Can you clarify please. @DelhiPolice

@DelhiAirport @CyrusDhabhar I comparison in holland they setup a dedicated busstop and bus for annual keulenhof tulip season to make it easy for tourists and people. This is just another shitshow, typical indian chaos

@CyrusDhabhar Dear Cyrus, We regret any inconvenience caused. Please note that the shuttle service operated by the Delhi Transport Corporation (DTC) is complimentary for passengers with a connecting flight. To avail of this service, passengers must visit the Inter-Terminal Transfer (1/4)

@DelhiAirport @CyrusDhabhar Please launch a diploma course from delhi university to understand the process.

Probably? Certainly.

@LVNilesh @PatilJiganesh Wondering if surname Gonzales in spain has a connection with गंजा 🥲

be careful @PatilJiganesh

@Nher_who They are entertainers. It’s like saying they acted the role of a rockstar in the last movie but now they are playing comedians. Pay them and they’ll dance on tunes you wish. They are also the class unaffected of state or ruling power.

The Indian rupee has hit Rs. 96 today - Amitabh is silent - Akshay is silent - Anupam Kher is silent - Juhi Chawla is silent These people used to mock Manmohan Singh when rupee was at 55. Shameless lot.

@suchetadalal @mybmc @MTPHereToHelp @MumbaiPolice This can be your city but won’t be 🤗

Tried this @mybmc Got stuck. I want to report these khataras in A ward Ballard Estate. I dint live there. They are garbage! And are occupying precious parking and worse, are an eyesore. Couldn’t post in your link! @MTPHereToHelp @MumbaiPolice

@suchetadalal Govt offices:

Any feedback on how secure this will be and if there is any risk of the Will and its contents leaking out? After all we are entrusting it to govt and their record on keeping things tamper proof isn’t great!!

@rishrox19 And bribe 10000 to access this secured WILL

Good move by the government You can now safely deposit WILL with the district registrar for ₹100

@LVNilesh Rajnigandha

Ashwagandha makes you smell like a horse.

@HerbalistChief Before brushing?

Drinking water first thing in the morning is medicinal.

@suchetadalal @mybmc @CPMumbaiPolice @AshwiniBhide Ab itna to Amsterdam me bhi ho jata hai. The difference is they clean it next day at least.

This morning on the beautiful coastal road! People walking/cycling there should take responsibility & people not to litter @mybmc⁩ take note⁦@CPMumbaiPolice⁩ please ask your cops to warn litterers!@Mumbaipolice. Finally @AshwiniBhide madam subway walls need cleaning!

@idesibanda No matter what you do there will be corruption. The doorstep delivery wonton be able to find your door. The society with individualistic goals can never work for wholistic betterment.

everyone asking Door Step Banking Services, but no one Asking Door Step Birth/Death Certificate Services!

@MaitreyaBhakal When i got to know it, i knew that fellow was had no other option. Once you face atrocities from the institutions it becomes natural thought that must be institutions fault because thats what happens 99% of the time.

That so many privileged Indians are rushing to defend the bank in the Odisha case is sycophantic - but also expected. It's a textbook example of class conditioning. These people have been specifically groomed and trained by the bourgeoisie to betray their class - and made to identify upwards rather than laterally. Such people hope against hope that they will join their ranks and "upgrade" their class one day, but they won't. This futile aspiration is planted into them by bourgeois propaganda, to the extent that they will suck bourgeois dick even while facing bourgeois oppression. Members of India's quasi labor aristocracy (such as it is) see themselves not as wage slaves - but as temporarily embarrassed masters. They wish that proximity to privilege will reward them with the benefits of privilege, but it doesn't. They get little in return for their loyalty and slavery. The bourgeoisie will throw them some breadcrumbs here and there to keep them satisfied, and it'll work. And what's most astonishing (but also expected) is that this applies even when they themselves suffer. For example, almost all of the bank's defenders have themselves faced similar experiences from banks and government offices - it's one of the most common Indian pop culture tropes. They have themselves faced arbitrary and opaque rules, bureaucratic indifference, and corruption. But when it happens to a poor illiterate tribal person, and not some privileged "middle class" Indian in a Tier-I city - they WILL support the large corporation. A good example is the recent case where some Indian posted about corruption among India's customs officials at airports. Overnight, dozens of affluent Indians (over-represented on social media by a factor of at least 100) posted their own experiences. The outrage was personal and widely acknowledged. "Public" opinion was unanimously against the government officials, with barely a single dissenting voice. Nobody said that they were just following the "rules". Here's what makes it funny: A grand total of 1% of Indians have ever travelled abroad, and a fraction of them have faced customs. It's one of the most privileged problems to have in India. But to hear them talk, it was as if they were the most oppressed people in the country. Yet, when the same thing happens to someone who is actually poor and impoverished, someone illiterate, and that too from India's tribal communities - then suddenly these same people support the oppressors. Then suddenly everyone must follow the "rules". When inconvenience touches the privileged, it becomes injustice. But when injustice crushes the poor, it is rationalized as "rules" and "procedures". When it happens to us, it's corruption. But when it happens to those damn poors, it's just the rules. As always, it's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy.

@devvratsm Looks like ghatkopar. Lot of us knew it when they created such a narrow station. They should have just taken over guest house and made it a really passenger centric travel hub. The queue to enter the metro station spreads across the railway bridge, what a nonsensical infra

Mumbai Metro

@sbalaji1 @nixxin @JM_Scindia This tweet is about the emergency alert and there is end to what about this what about that chain of questions. We certainly have loads of problems but a good move is a good move.

@ajeetkumarv @nixxin @JM_Scindia Hard times? Preparation? What preparation has been done so far to counter the impact of Israel attack on Iran?

Everyone get this? How do you randomly disturb millions (billions?) of users in one go with an alarming msg? Zero thought given towards how to test. DoT is building quite a track record: Sanchar Saathi, SIM binding...this. I expect @JM_Scindia will mess up Net Neutrality too.