Col Alois Hammer

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Col Alois Hammer

@andyinsdca

Maximizer/Strategic/Learner/Adaptability/Activator. (Gallup Strengths). Stay joyful, my friends. #SNBI. Hanlon's Razor was never true. ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ

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Geiger Capital
Geiger Capital@Geiger_Capitalยท
Holy. Shit. Unknown drones are now flying over our largest military bases on US soil. We canโ€™t stop them. Itโ€™s not an exaggeration to say we have been completely infiltrated at this point.
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Kent Murphy@KentMurphyยท
This legitimately might be the best throw in baseball history
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Heathen King
Heathen King@justice_Tyr22ยท
Fighting the urge to buy a trailered smoker and sell BBQ in front of a mosque
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QuintusCurtius
QuintusCurtius@QuintusCurtiusยท
Well done. When a banknote says "Legal tender for all debts, public or private," that statement should be honored. This is real consumer protection. Businesses and corporations are trying to sleep-walk us into a cashless society, and this must be resisted in every way.
NY AG James@NewYorkStateAG

Under a new state law, starting tomorrow, stores in our state are required to allow you to pay in cash.ย  Businesses can't deny access to necessities by refusing to take cash or charging more for paying in cash. ย  You have a right to service no matter how you pay.

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Col Alois Hammer@andyinsdcaยท
@chessandpoker Have you played Galactic Cruise? It basically breaks all 3 of these rules. It's beyond awful.
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James
James@chessandpokerยท
Here are 3 Key Elements in #boardgame design that almost always deliver "emergent gameplay" โœ… Make ANY action a player can take IMMEDIATELY: - Change the decision space for the NEXT player - Move the game towards an endpoint - Give the opportunity to achieve goals/objectives
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The Bugle Daily
The Bugle Daily@TheBugleDaily1ยท
Marco Rubio awaits a worthy challenger. #ONEPIECEใ€œ
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Non-essential Commentary
Non-essential Commentary@SteveInmanClipsยท
Happy FAFO Friday. New clips will be uploaded throughout the day. Thanks for your patience.
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Anish Moonka
Anish Moonka@AnishA_Moonkaยท
You're watching a $248 million film and not a single green or blue screen was used. The alien is a handmade puppet. The cockpit physically rotates to simulate gravity. I looked at the production tech behind this 95% score, and the engineering is wild. Phil Lord and Chris Miller, directing their first live-action movie in 12 years, built the entire Hail Mary spacecraft as a real set at Shepperton Studios in England. Not a miniature. Not a digital model. A full-size ship interior you can walk through. Production designer Charlie Wood studied the International Space Station, Russia's Mir station, and the Boeing 747 cockpit to get the look right. He deliberately made the panels mismatched, because real spacecraft are assembled from parts made by different companies. Nothing matches perfectly. That's what makes it feel real. The cockpit is only about 8 feet wide. It sits on a mechanical platform that can tilt, spin, and shake, so when the ship changes direction or enters different gravity conditions, the whole set moves. Chairs end up on walls. Ladders flip direction. Gosling was suspended inside a spinning ring so he could float and move through the ship for real, reacting to actual hardware around him. No guessing where a wall might be added later. Then there's Rocky. He's the alien co-lead, and he's not CGI. Neal Scanlan, the creature designer who built the Porgs for Star Wars, spent a full year on this character. Over 300 designs before they landed on the final look. Rocky is a thin, hollow shell, 3D-printed from a digital sculpture, then hand-painted in see-through layers so light passes through him like skin. His arms pop off and swap out depending on the scene: one set has a closed fist for walking, another has tiny motorized fingers strong enough to pick up objects. Five puppeteers (nicknamed the "Rockyteers") operated him in every scene. James Ortiz, an award-winning puppet designer from New York theater, voiced Rocky and controlled him on set. When Scanlan met him, he told Ortiz, "You're Frank Oz, and I'm making Yoda for you." Every reaction Gosling gives to the alien is to something physically in front of him. Greig Fraser, who won the Oscar for shooting Dune, filmed the space scenes in the larger IMAX format (that taller image you see in IMAX theaters) and the Earth flashbacks in regular widescreen. Then the team did something unusual: they took the digital footage and printed it onto real film strips, twice, using two different types of film stock. Then they scanned those strips back into digital. It sounds redundant, but it adds a texture and warmth that you can only get from physical film. Fraser used the same technique on Dune and The Batman. Drew Goddard spent six years writing this screenplay. His last adaptation of Andy Weir's novel, The Martian, earned him an Oscar nomination. He described the challenge this way: a screenplay gets about 5% of a novel's word count. The lead is alone for most of the runtime. When he finally gets a co-star, that co-star doesn't speak English, communicates through sounds closer to whale song, and has no face. Goddard called it a screenwriter's nightmare, then said that difficulty was the whole point. He and the directors fought studio pushback to keep Weir's original ending intact. 95% from 212 critics. 98% from over 2,500 audience ratings. And the lead isn't a superhero, a cop, or a soldier. He's just an ordinary middle school science teacher.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

โ€˜PROJECT HAIL MARYโ€™ is Ryan Gosling's highest rated film on Rotten Tomatoes at 95%. Read our review: bit.ly/DFMary

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Laura Powell
Laura Powell@LauraPowellEsqยท
Dolores Huertaโ€™s relationship with Cesar Chavez is explored in a 2017 documentary. One of Huertaโ€™s sons recalls, โ€œThey were probably the best of friends, and they had the most passionate and heated arguments Iโ€™ve ever heard.โ€ One of her daughters says, โ€œThey were peers, and she felt she had every right to speak up and say her piece.โ€ Another daughter explains that while many people deferred to Cesar, her mother never did: โ€œShe was always real with him.โ€ A former colleague laughs in remembering a moment when Huerta said, after a heated argument with Cesar, โ€œI donโ€™t know why he fights with meโ€”he knows Iโ€™ll win.โ€ A third daughter declares, โ€œCรฉsar was surrounded by a lot of yes men, and she was not a yes man.โ€ This paints a different picture from her statement this week that accuses him of misconduct in part for a sexual encounter that she โ€œfelt pressuredโ€ to give into.
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Nick Taber
Nick Taber@NickTaberยท
What the school system actually teaches (not math): - suppress authentic responses - ignore your body's signals - obey arbitrary authority - adjust to constant surveillance - accept nonconsensual evaluation and judgment It's more exploitation training than education.
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Col Alois Hammer@andyinsdcaยท
@kira_clarke I hide this from you I hide that from them I don't hide anything from myself
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Kira
Kira@kira_clarkeยท
Please consider giving my prompt a try ๐Ÿ™‚โœ๏ธ #WriteMap 457 Map a meaningful event or issue from your past, present or future. All writing forms are OK (fiction, nonfiction, poetry, prose, etc.). Prompt (optional): HIDE
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Ryan Detrick, CMT
Ryan Detrick, CMT@RyanDetrickยท
So many of these, but this one is a classic Chuck Norris joke. ๐Ÿ… #RIPChuckNorris
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Dissident Soaps
Dissident Soaps@DissidentSoapsยท
Finished watching this yesterday based on a mutual's recommendation and it's definitely in the category of "too good for them to ever make again."
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Don Keith
Don Keith@RealDonKeithยท
๐ŸคฃThis is a hilarious montage of Chuck Norris jokes. If you think about it, he really was the first 80โ€™s action hero and pretty much started the genre of 80โ€™s and 90โ€™s action movies.
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PaulleyTicks
PaulleyTicks@PaulleyTicksยท
And now, from what I believe to be one of my finest hours, ladies and gentlemen, may I present: Marco Polio.
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John Ziegler
John Ziegler@Zigmanfreudยท
One of the most amazing boondoggles of this century is that, with the help of the media and modern โ€œfeminists,โ€ plaintiff lawyers have gone from having to actually prove old allegations of sexual abuse to get ๐Ÿ’ฐ from a civil trial, to the accused either having to 100% prove their innocence, or be forced into a settlement. They have somehow, with little change in the law, flipped the burden of proof completely upside-down. This, of course, becomes even MORE of a scam when the accused is attached to a liberal institution (like academia) that has zero incentive to fight back, and is very willing and able to spend lots of other peopleโ€™s money to virtue-signal and make a bogus claim go away. ๐Ÿคฎ
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Greb Comics ๐Ÿธ
Greb Comics ๐Ÿธ@GrebComicsยท
Happy greb day eveyone! ๐Ÿฅณ Can't believe its been 7 years, thanks to everyone for reading my comics and supporting me over the years ๐Ÿ’–
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oog
oog@oog84__ยท
oog have theory. joy is shy creature. not like mammoth. mammoth you see from far. mammoth announce itself. whole ground shake. hard to miss mammoth. joy is more like small lizard on warm stone. blink and it gone. but sit still enough? it come right up to your foot. oog used to chase mammoth all day. big joy. huge joy. the arriving. the achieving. the finally. mammoth fast. mammoth rare. mammoth exhaust oog. then nana dust say something. quiet thing. almost throw away. "small hooman look for mammoth. wise hooman collect lizard." oog start collecting. koom breath on oog neck when koom fall asleep mid-sentence. small warm cloud. in. out. in. out. lizard. smell of rain before rain arrive. when air change and nose know before eye know and whole body whisper "something good coming. something good coming." lizard. fire making that one sound. the deep crackling that sound exactly like fire saying "oog. oog relax. oog safe tonight." lizard. lizard. lizard. whole life oog scanning for threat. whole tribe scanning for threat. eye up. shoulders tight. head cave loud. but glimmer also there. tiny. warm. waiting on stone in sun. and glimmer not wait for you to finish being scared. lizard just sit there with tiny eye going "well? you see oog or not? oog been here whole time." it been here whole time. same life. same cave. same loud brothers. same ordinary morning. just need eye that know how to collect lizard. start today. find one. just one. put it in pocket. carry it. let it warm you from inside. love, oog
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M.A. Rothman
M.A. Rothman@MichaelARothmanยท
๐—ฉ๐——๐—›: ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ฆ๐—œ๐—š๐—ก๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—ฆ ๐—”๐—ฅ๐—˜ ๐—”๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐—ฃ๐—ข๐—œ๐—ก๐—ง๐—œ๐—ก๐—š ๐—ง๐—›๐—˜ ๐—ฆ๐—”๐— ๐—˜ ๐——๐—œ๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—–๐—ง๐—œ๐—ข๐—ก. Victor Davis Hanson has spent fifty years studying how wars end. When he says the tide is turning, it's worth listening to why. His argument isn't based on what the Pentagon is saying. It's based on how everyone else is behaving. ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜€. VDH's rule: Europeans never agree to go anywhere near a conflict unless they think the winning side has already been determined. They didn't help in the early days. Now they're starting to move. That movement is not idealism. It's a calculation. They've looked at the battlefield and decided which way this ends. ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—š๐˜‚๐—น๐—ณ ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ผ-๐—ป๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€. The Saudis, the Emiratis, the Qataris โ€” these governments have survived for generations by reading the regional climate with precision. When they expel Iranian military attachรฉs, when they intercept Iranian missiles over their own capitals and say nothing about American strikes, when the UAE reaffirms its $1.4 trillion investment commitment to the United States mid-war โ€” they are not making ideological statements. They are placing bets. And they are betting on the United States. ๐—”๐—น ๐—๐—ฎ๐˜‡๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ. This is the one that should stop you cold. Al Jazeera โ€” the Qatari state media network, historically critical of American military action, the network Tucker Carlson and the anti-war right love to cite against Israel โ€” is now calling the U.S. bombing campaign brilliant and effective, and saying it has been underestimated. When the media outlet of a nation that hosts both the largest American air base in the Middle East and a Hamas political office starts praising American military effectiveness, the message is unmistakable: ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜บ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ'๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ. ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น. A-10 Warthogs and Apache helicopter gunships are now flying strike missions in Iranian airspace at will. VDH's point: you only deploy those aircraft when there is effectively no air defense left to threaten them. They are slow, low-flying, close-support platforms. Their presence confirms what the Pentagon has been claiming โ€” Iran has no meaningful air defense remaining. Iran's strategy now is rope-a-dope. Run out the clock. Wait for American public opinion to shift. Hope the midterms create political pressure on Trump to stop. It is the only play they have left. VDH's conclusion: if Trump sees it through โ€” and he believes he will โ€” the regime falls. Not in years. ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐˜† ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ป. ๐—ช๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ, ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜† ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐˜†. ๐—˜๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐˜€๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—”๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ.
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