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@fesshole Is she Shirley Von Colchester ?

In my contacts, I have my therapist saved with a space in between to give me a chuckle whenever she sends me reminders of our appointments. Terrified someone will see the notifications one day.

Would you like an early Christmas present? Would you like these pin badges? All you have to do is RT this tweet & I will select a winner one week from today. Good Luck.

@vauxhall hi. Got a recall letter about by Grandland but REALLY struggling to get a call back from local dealer. Can someone please help ??

@mrdanwalker @JoeMarler @nickmohammed @the_traitors_ @BBCiPlayer What Nick did to Joe - it broke my heart........... 😕🤦

“AH NICK!” Can we all agree that, despite the complications (no spoilers), @JoeMarler & @nickmohammed need to do a series together which involves them looking for stuff in boxes? 📦🤣 They could call it ‘Marler & Me’ 🎯 @the_traitors_ Clip from @BBCiPlayer

@MartinSLewis Ace update. Thanks 👍 question for the podcast - how will they get in touch. If you've moved house since then and potentially closed the bank account any payments came from (but are still with the same bank) how can they find you ? Also -how do you know who the finance was with?

NEWS. Car Finance Mis-selling: Payouts of £700 likely for 14 million people. Martin Lewis’ instant analysis of the regulators just announced redress proposals. Everything you need to know.

@VodafoneUK hi - I've been charged £20 for a service that didn't work and your Burnley branch manager assured me there would be No Charge if I tried and returned immediately (which I did). Call centre can't help - Can someone help or do I need to report misselling to @Ofcom ?

What on earth is going on with Pep's tassles #pepstassles ??

#WaterDownABook Vimto kill a mocking bird

@martinkelner @Chrisitv Used to listen to Beatles A-Z back in the day ☺️☺️

To mark my last weekend as a semi-professional radio presenter, ⁦@Chrisitv⁩ sent me this, bless him

@martinkelner @talkSPORT #zookeepersfilmclub Rita, Gnu & Bob too If this is the last one of these - thanks @martinkelner !!

1am @talkSPORT #zookeepersfilmclub Any Which Way But Moose, The Lion King, Sex Lions & Videotape, Goodbye Mr Chimps, Alpacalypse Now

@TouchlineX Ron Atkinson

Who should replace Ruben Amorim? You can only answer with 1 name! 🤔

@martinkelner @talkSPORT #kitchenfittersfilmclub Rita, Flue & Hob too

1am @talkSPORT #kitchenfittersfilmclub The Cooker, the Thief, His Wife, her Lover, Bring Me The Hob of Alfredo Garcia, A Fridge Too Far, Let It B & Q, Heartbreak Fridge, Gone Grill, Room At The Tap, The Larder They Come

@MartinSLewis Opened my first bank account in 1989 with Barclays, the week I started work (age 17). Not changed because they all do what they all do - so never had any real incentive to go through the hassle of changing...

Tell Us: What's your longest financial innings, which product provider have you been with the longest? How long? Why stick with em? Are you glad you do/did? Please let us know (do like your faves) and my podcast producer Simon will collate Ps yes there is a bit of a cricket theme this week.

@fesshole Would love to know how you drop "Giant Haystacks" into everyday conversation...

Guy, mid-40s. Still love pro-wrestling. Every time I meet someone new, I drop a discreet pro-wrestling reference into conversation in the hope of meeting another fan. Only ever worked once, on a workmate who's now one of my best pals.

@SoVeryBritish Fish & Chips. Obvs

I’ve only the time for one. Do I go for gnomes or owls?

It's only #FACupFinal day when someone is in a helicopter following a coach travelling through outer London somewhere

@TheAA_UK great that my cover includes a courtesy car but TERRIBLE service from @enterprisecares means I can't get what you promised #incompetent #conmerchants and now struggling without a car 🤬😤

@SimonCalder Station Approach - Elbow open.spotify.com/track/0To7Ra3J…

Not counting Midnight Train to Georgia, what is the top railway song, please? I'll start: The Train I'm On, Tony Joe White. Extra kudos for UK rather than US songs.

@SimonCalder The delayed 3:15 - Elbow open.spotify.com/track/0Er3YHnM…

@NoContextBrits Rita, Sue & Roy Cropper too