@TheGoblinnn i 1000% agree that it looks super douchey and that it’s not faster and that it’s generally performative…
however…i do it because i have zero concept of space and end up scraping the bottom of my front bumper half the time lmao
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Barth Grooks
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incorrigible. petty. kinda dumb
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@fa33823 @Ball_InMyHand i agree, but it’s still about maximizing trade value. i just think that return wouldn’t be enough to possibly hamstring yourself for 4 years of Poeltl
if they did that deal, i’d try to keep Smith out of it and send him elsewhere for more assets
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@awwt0psy @Ball_InMyHand Toronto might include a future or current 2nd rounder. Having 3 top 20 picks is imo really good especially for a rebuilding team
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Toronto talk to the Bulls. We got cap space, reluctantly need a center, and also have a want for more draft picks. Hit my line
Underdog NBA@UnderdogNBA
Jakob Poeltl in the first round: 7.0 PPG 6.0 RPG 1.4 APG 0.9 BPG Only played 19.1 MPG. Poeltl's 4-year, $104M extension kicks in next season.
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@fa33823 @Ball_InMyHand i didn’t say he was…what i meant was if the Bulls are taking back Poeltl/19 for 38/Smith, they’re getting hosed
you’re taking on a bad contract, sending them a good player and only moving up 19 spots…that doesn’t seem fair at all
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@awwt0psy @Ball_InMyHand I wouldn’t say so. I wouldn’t say Smith is worth the 19th in a straight swap. Now I always look at trades from both teams perspectives, which is why I say wha I said. Toronto has to move Poeltl but they’ll keep him if they don’t find a good deal. I think this is fair to both
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@Ball_InMyHand @chitownavery agreed that they need assets. and if nothing else, there’s always the potential that they rehab him and flip him for more assets the way OKC did with Chris Paul and others
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@chitownavery We need assets, too critical of a need that I can't be picky in how they could potentially come. That said to your latter point at the very least he's a center, we don't have 1 foundational big on the roster. You can draft 1 sign 1 and still be in a good spot with that position
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@fa33823 @Ball_InMyHand this feels like too much, tbh. even if it’s just Poeltl/19 for 38, you’re letting them off the hook of that contract and the price is moving down 19 spots? and then you throw in Smith?
nahhhhh it’s gonna be at least 19 and another 1st for Smith and 38
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@Ball_InMyHand Poeltl and the 19th for Smith and the 38th? Or would you rather sign Duren for 4 years, 120 million?
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Barth Grooks retweetledi
You can stop tagging the FBI under this. They've seen it, they just can't afford to drive over here now.
Pyramid Chad@pyrameadhead
Gas is up 70 cents overnight here so what if a fifth guy tried
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Who’s your ideal big man for the Bulls?
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Jalen Duren, Walker Kessler, and Mark Williams are all expected to target the Chicago Bulls as a potential suitor in restricted free agency, per @JakeLFischer. Chicago is projected to have $65M in cap space. (via open.substack.com/pub/marcstein/…)
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@Tpars_boii Terrence do you ever get tired of being an idiot water boy online for money
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They will act like because love didn’t win the division he didn’t dominate it.?? Lmfao 5-0 against the division literally lmfao yall be asinine
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@usaydkoshul there are also a lot of other reasons to think this! but those are two good ones off rip lol
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I think Terrence is asinine because he doesn’t know that you’re supposed to capitalize a proper noun (Love) while also realizing that Love never went 5-0.
Terrence Parsons Jr@Tpars_boii
They will act like because love didn’t win the division he didn’t dominate it.?? Lmfao 5-0 against the division literally lmfao yall be asinine
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@Ball_InMyHand get them to take on Pat as part of it and we’re cooking lol
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I'll eat this contract. Jus send the Bulls the 2026 1st(aka pick 26 on draft night)+2030 1st Rd swap. I'll play the long game and pray on Nuggets downfall.
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Christian Braun over last 4 games of series: 3 PTS 1-4 FG 9 PTS 3-5 FG 8 PTS 2-4 FG 2 PTS 0-4 FG His 5-year, $125M contract begins next season.
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@Ball_InMyHand i love the idea of being a salary dumping ground, but i’d also be thrilled if they went and signed Kessler
i think both could be feasible if they actually sell high on some of their guys (Jalen/Tre) and find someone who still believes in Pat lmao
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See I don't like this 😂😂😂😂 none of these boys raising our ceiling and most importantly their camps just about to use us as payday leverage. They targeting us, we not even targeting them lol. Just draft Mara or Quaintance new GM, we don't need to speed our timeline up man.
APHoops@APH00PS
Jalen Duren, Walker Kessler, and Mark Williams are all expected to target the Chicago Bulls as a potential suitor in restricted free agency, per @JakeLFischer. Chicago is projected to have $65M in cap space. (via open.substack.com/pub/marcstein/…)
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This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score.
Top 1% of all vaginas.
Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus).
Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%.
The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.)
This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes.
A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.
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@BenBankas holy shit this is pathetic lmao
and what’s even more pathetic is that this is the slop conservatives have to convince themselves is funny. truly brutal stuff 😂
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Barth Grooks retweetledi
A lot of people with vested interest in rooting against us will see this and feel good about it because it validates priors.
Top 10 QB'ing despite inaccuracies should make you worry, not feel relief.
This is the base camp of Chicago's passing offense, not the pinnacle.
J.J. Lahey | Packers: DERAILED@JJLahey
2025 on-target throws per pass attempt (excluding spikes/throwaways): #1 San Francisco 49ers - 80.6% #5 Detroit Lions - 78.3% #6 Green Bay Packers - 78.3% #29 Minnesota Vikings - 71.4% #32 Chicago Bears - 69.7% 2025 poor throws (excluding spikes and throwaways): #1 Chicago Bears - 110 #10 Minnesota Vikings - 91 #14 Detroit Lions - 87 #30 Green Bay Packers - 64 #32 Buffalo Bills - 62 2025 dropped pass percentage: #1 Jacksonville Jaguars - 8.2% #5 Chicago Bears - 5.5% #9 Detroit Lions - 4.7% #15 Green Bay Packers - 4.3% #32 Arizona Cardinals - 2.6% 2025 pass attempts: #1 Arizona Cardinals - 649 #9 Detroit Lions - 582 #10 Chicago Bears - 574 #27 Green Bay Packers - 489 #28 Minnesota Vikings - 484 #32 Baltimore Ravens - 422 Data: pro-football-reference.com/years/2025/adv… Will Chicago turn things around and have a functioning pass offense this year?
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@brsully23 @CourtneyRCronin @ESPNNFL Dayo was a “fit” signing and in the few games he did play he was terrible and the pass rush was unable to press QB’s
relying on him and a guy coming back from a torn ACL isn’t great. should the DL be better? yeah, probably. will it be GOOD? probably not
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@CourtneyRCronin @ESPNNFL Is it me or is @CourtneyRCronin always very negative on Bears in her segements. You have 2 guys they were relying on heavily last year that both got injured early in Dayo & Turner, also the 2nd half improvement in Booker. I for one feel optimistic about that unit this year.
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From NFL Live: The Bears believe better coaching and health will yield better results with their pass rush from a defensive line group that is largely the same from last season.
@ESPNNFL
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@PickensBurgh see you have to at least be funny to consider what you did comedy, you fucking loser
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This MAGA troll got out-trolled at the protest on White House Correspondents' Dinner day.
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@rittenhouse2a you’re washed, lil bro. not even good at right wing grifting smh
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It is never okay to force trans on kids. Call these perverts out whenever and wherever.
Shame them.
Embarrass them.
PickensBurgh 🫡@PickensBurgh
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@PickensBurgh brother you look like an absolute fucking loser here and thought this was great content to post lmfao 😭😂😂
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