Bartholomew dee

@DaddyCoffee73 I live just down the road, I will put a hard hat on whilst they put that absolute shit hole out of its misery. That city cannot recover from it's decline

Just a vile, hate-filled windbag inviting Iran to bomb a UK town because she hates the people that lives there. Let that sink in, she wants British people dead.

@marklevinshow I'm only here to like the doctors toast pic

Don't forget, a brand-new Life, Liberty & Levin on Fox at 8 PM eastern! You're going to really like tonight's show! If you're not going to be home, set your DVR! You should set it anyway! See you then and God bless!

@hector_drummond I vote for you as the best content creator by a gingerbread man

Hi, can you ask you all to vote for me? No, I haven't been hacked, just thought I'd ask. (Vote for me in what? I dunno, whatever. Just do it. Early and often.)

@JebraFaushay The Milky Bar kid ended up more fucked up than the Disney kids?

You could be the first person in your entire bloodline to witness whatever this is. Think about that.

@AyoubKhanMP I'll help with coordinates of Birmingham and Luton as well.

Sick women can someone get her help!

@LeeHurstComic Im with Rupert!

Don’t bother following me if you support Restore, you are as much my enemy as the Lefturds and are blocked on sight. If that wasn’t clear enough. Fuck off.

@LPXIOP I must have pissed some neighbours off. Maybe the bin men. I put mine out and they end up hidden away right down the road, either end of street

Anyone else play bin 'chicken' with the neighbour? So you both do each other bins, but it's a weekly late night Mexican stand-off to see if they'll cave and do it - Whilst risking they may have completely forgotten and you have to do both at 7am... No, just me? Okies 😬

@richardpbacon Do cunts not recognise cringe at all nowadays

Excellent #SNLUK

@ChrisLaubAI @WestsideLAGuy

This is the first pic of a Hinge profile. Based on your understanding of female psychology, which one of these girls does this profile belong to?

@leonardaisfunE 😁

Humor is God’s way of dispensing the truth.

@AvonandsomerRob @HeidiBriones Good aids

@barfydee @HeidiBriones This aids the reach of this thread. Heidi won't understand unless by some weird reason she watches Eastenders 🤣

Who's the gayest straight person you can think of?

@AvonandsomerRob @HeidiBriones Mark Fowler

@HeidiBriones 1. Stephen Colbert 2. Daniel Radcliffe 3. Ed Sheeran

@waldorfmex @BosevskiGorgi What about the MDMA

@BosevskiGorgi i'd take it in a war zone

The best place to take MDMA isn't a rave. Take MDMA with someone you love — fill your bed with pillows, add some lights, put on a good playlist. MDMA lowers boundaries. You can understand your partner at a deeper level, process trauma, & strengthen your relationship.

@UpdateLineX @sciencegirl And muslims

@sciencegirl World without Israel ✨❤️‍🩹

What keeps the world from being peaceful

I’ve made this free to read given that Comic Relief is on Friday. Do take out a paid subscription or donate (link in bio) if you want me to keep going though 😄. I’m funded by my readers (thank you so much). open.substack.com/pub/gillc/p/co…

@alifarhat79 @atensnut Are you printing just one dollar on this?

@atensnut $2

It ain’t rocket science.

@TheGriftReport Ginger nonce, will be a Muslim convert in a week in the shovel

🚨BREAKING🚨 TRANS SPECIAL CONSTABLE WHO RAPED GIRL AS YOUNG AS 12 CAGED FOR 24 YEARS SENT TO MALE PRISON! Former Metropolitan Police special constable James Bubb, who now identifies as a woman named Gwyn Samuels, has been jailed for 24 years after grooming and raping a 12-year-old schoolgirl and raping another woman. He met the child online, assaulted her in public and used police restraint techniques on victims while working at a prestigious boarding school. Despite claiming female identity, Bubb will serve the full sentence in a men's prison under current government policy. Another horrific betrayal by someone in uniform.

@TheGriftReport Angela Barnes, never made me laugh ever!

I'll start, Rosie Jones.

@Jessrocks71 Hope you enjoyed thst and had a wonderful evening, it's good to have you back!