Scott Moser 🐟👑

@AOC @michaeljknowles Broken clock. Blind squirrel. Etc... Lotteries are even worse. Regressive taxation.

This is sad. I know as a politician these companies are going to spend a billion dollars against me for saying it but 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pervasive gambling is not good for society. It turns life into a casino, traps people in addiction & debt, surges domestic violence, and fosters manipulation.

@ComicDaveSmith He's the elected official. She's a selected bureaucrat. We want the ultimate decisions and assessments being made by the elected officials. That's the whole point. No more deep state people making the calls with a puppet president.

If there was an imminent threat from Iran, Tulsi’s answer would have been: yes. It’s as simple as that. She wouldn’t have tied herself into pretzels with the ridiculous claim that only a President can determine that. She literally puts out an annual threat assessment. The plain fact is that she lied. She’s lying us into a war that her career was supposedly dedicated to avoiding . I was wrong last summer, she’s substantially worse than Colin Powell. She’s a traitor to this nation.

@drrollergator If only we had nipped February Fever in the bud.

IS N E BODY CONCERNED THAT THERE IS 2 MUCH MADNESS IN MARCH ALREADY N THAT THESE SQUEAKY SQUEAKY HOOP SHOOTING GAMES NEED 2 B DELAYED

@Gaurdian342 @MoshiMoshiMoan

@MoshiMoshiMoan A crockpot is a good option. There are a lot of good dump recipes. I actually learned how to make Cracker barrel hashbrowns in it.

Day 7 of my wife having taken over the television and living in front of it. I've started to learn to cook for myself. My diet is nothing but hotdogs and cereal. How many houses do pokemon need? I crave real food.

@AwesomeNewsom Bruh those prices are only in Cali. That's on YOU.

NEW DONALD J. TRUMP PORTRAIT.

@MoshiMoshiMoan The crossover of Animal Crossing and Pokemon is like super crack for women. Hang in there.

@RealAlexJones Wait did I miss WW3?

EMERGENCY ALERT: Trump Is Launching WW4!! x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@business Net worth of 750k at death is upper middle class at most. Especially in NY. So yeah.... that's not aiming for the "1%" or "ultra wealthy" anymore.

Zohran Mamdani is proposing to raise NY's estate tax to 50% and have it kick in at $750,000 instead of more than $7 million bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@uwutoowo1 YES AFFIRM

y/n on if y'all think I should replace my old channel trailer with this shitpost from my discord

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@KILLTOPARTY When did Jack Murphy start writing for the Post?

They want you in the chair

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@pipkinpippa So... Crazy Taxi when?

fun time to mention i started cataloging diecast taxis very recently slow progress but it's fun

@pipkinpippa @Vibetom "fun"

@Vibetom i thought about doing uber for fun but neither of my vehicles meet the age reqs 😭

@NYMag Fuck all the way off.

Sooner or later, everyone has to decide whether to give up lazy weekends, disposable income, and overall peace of mind to have a baby instead. For many of those on the fence, one anxiety looms large: What if I make the wrong choice? Parent regret is more common than you might think — the r/regretfulparents sub-Reddit alone gets around 70,000 weekly visitors who anonymously commiserate — though stigma makes it hard to admit in real life. Writer Bindu Bansinath speaks with three moms of young children about why they wish they could go back to their old lives: nymag.visitlink.me/Sv0c_9

@AzeharaD Time for Kirsche and Filian to make their own talent agency... with hookers and blackjack.

Is Mythic full of activists?

@WeTheBrandon Maybe don't live in a hellhole. Well under $3 here.

The jokes write themselves.

@Pikachupig_EN @MARIMARI_EN Had to listen to it several times... but she did say "to me it was really good." Rare time when she talked really fast and the 'me it' kinda ran to together. :D

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Meatcake @MARIMARI_EN

@michaelmalice @kurtmetzger Kurp! Can we go some YOs in the comments?!

I wanted to ask @kurtmetzger about Epstein, AI/demonology and Iran We started off talking about the Challenger explosion being an inside job and it went from there Episode drops in an hour! youtu.be/XugKfNv5Uls