Andy

@strongblacklead @netflix It’s gone from from buffering, to having to restart, to totally crashed. Good job.

Evander Holyfield on if he’d fight Mike Tyson again 👀 #PaulTyson

@pioneerpudding @ATT It’s been three weeks. I’ve talked to enough reps that I’ve lost count. They told me this is a trending issue and there is no resolution at this time. Did I earn the right to be annoyed or should I “stfu” and continue to pay for services that don’t work?

@blorppppp @ATT Stfu just wait till ASTS and AT&T is connecting your phone directly to a satellite 🛰️

Finish this sentence: my fav way to contact someone is via ________.

@ATTHelp @ATT @ATTHelp I’m still not receiving all of my texts. This is over two weeks of not receiving work and personal messages. I’m messaging with an agent but the last message was on Wednesday with no updates. #MostReliableNetwork #ATT

@blorppppp We know getting your text messages is a must and want to help work on a fix, Andy. Please meet us in a DM, so we can get started. ^AngelH twitter.com/messages/compo…

@ATT I’ve talked to four different reps and I’m still not able to receive texts. My first ticket was supposed to be resolved on the 15th. This current one the 24th. That’ll be two weeks of not getting texts.

@ATTHelp I already have an active ticket. I just got off the phone with a rep for the fourth time. All I know is this is a trending issue and one agent said there is no estimate for resolution. This is a bad look for the most reliable network.

@elonmusk You are trash. Take away the money along with daddy’s emerald mine and no one would give a dead dogs shit about who you are. You’re a loudmouth trust fund kid with the worst possible attitude. Save us the trouble and OD. Fuck you.

Deplatforming the President (cont.)

@Spotify Now it’s saying I don’t even have an account.

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@ring Dude, this is the second time this year

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@HarMarSuperstar I’m so sorry to hear this. An immense talent and nice guy.

It’s with an extremely heavy heart that I have to pass on the news that Jason Ralph, who you might know as the drummer of Calvin Krime, has passed away. He died of a heart attack while snowboarding, one of his favorite things to do, this weekend.

@womanworried I’m so sorry. I hate this.

@seanparrott “He pays for Netflix *and* HBO Max?!?!” My neighbors calling me an elitist

Joe Biden’s net worth is 9 million so him buying a Rolex is the equivalent of me buying a 16 piece meal with 4 large sides and 8 biscuits at KFC. (So, a lot.)

@seanparrott Those weren't suspenders. They were exposed tendons holding him together.

I’m having serious Larry King is dead deja vu. He died a month ago, right?

@david_j_roth @PFTompkins

When you are doing quite well.

@USAChristianTV @StateFarm This didn’t age well

We don’t have a “Parker Promo.” We do have surprisingly great rates.

@DannyDeraney @bader_diedrich The song is actually called This Way Out. I’ll go cover my shame.

@DannyDeraney @bader_diedrich By chance I saw this clip while listening to Doomsday Run by Wall of Voodoo. Highly recommended

@RodneyAnon I’m hoping the next Milkmen song is The Thing That Only Eats Insurrectionists. I know it doesn’t roll off the tongue but I have faith you can make it work.

Mark Leggiero is the one lone Trump supporter out in front of the NYS Capitol. He says he expected a few thousand ppl here and is disappointed. He said he drove 45 minutes for a peaceful protest

@JenniferJJacobs @nwadhams Someone tell dollar store Ted Danson to pack his shit and go.

Scoop: Biden’s team denies acting Defense Sec Christopher Miller’s request for transition space at the Pentagon after he leaves office tomorrow, a courtesy normally extended at the Defense Dept, @nwadhams reports bloomberg.com/news/articles/…