Dr. Bob Adibucci

I have a medical condition where seeing these 3 people together made my eyes bleed

I think it's incredible both Penn and Teller are still alive. Really saw that going a different way I guess

How it feels to say “I dunno, I thought it was fun” after someone tells me they hated a movie

Romcom called "The Situationship" and it's about a couple falling in love inside the situation room during the killing of Osama bin Laden

Happy 86 birthday king, they can't take away your whimsy

David Spade should have been buried with Chris Farley like a pharaoh’s concubine

I’m at the Comedy Central Roast of Bilbo Baggins. Gollum is shuffling up to the stage. The crowd is losing it. Bilbo didn’t know he’d be here.

(Hanoi Hannah after I've had 2 margaritas) Smoke that cigarette, GI. Your government is already putting forever chemicals in the water, it can't be that bad. Poor GI, one cigarette won't kill you

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass

"So what's your take" "This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent" "100% disagree"

Now that banksy is outted or whatever …. Can we get a banksy house tour? Its gotta be sooooo stupid in there.

Al Pacino if he was a cyclops: My eye sees…

Binaca, beautiful name for a baby girl

Thinking about this

every day the universe takes $60 from me

hey Aphex Twin, would it kill you to title a song normally? how about "Summertime Boogie" - fine name for a song

Me and all the boys celebrated our big win last night with J Edgar Hoover