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@PeterMcCormack Holy retard. Is this guy popular?

1. Not an economist 2. Emotionally rather than reality driven

@SolJakey This is played out man you need new material

Go all in retardmaxxing.

Almost everyone misunderstands this part about Bitcoin, so I made this video to clear things up. (Pay attention):

@NFL_DovKleiman this is pretty gay

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Former Bills DE Ryan Russell with his boyfriend. Russell became the first NFL player to ever come out as bisexual. A movie about his life is currently in production.

@ismiMatthew ETH is dead bruh

Ethereum is not expensive anymore. Institutions are aware.

@notes_maarie @jackmallers @youngcord12 @BitcoinTheMaxi @NathanCPerry @saylor @Strike i think you missed my sarcasm

@bongripperking @jackmallers @youngcord12 @BitcoinTheMaxi @NathanCPerry @saylor @Strike Is he a 'bastard' or just the first to solve the energy-money equation?

If anyone doesn’t think there is a rivalry here, just remember @saylor did @jackmallers dirty when he launched his first perpetual preferred stock w/ the ticker $STRK. I’m a huge $MSTR *&* STRK bull. And I currently use @Strike as my checking account. And that was dirty. I just hope the rivalry is friendly. But it’s definitely real.

@DaveHsu Cope

If it isn't already clear, it'll become much clearer in the coming years that $ETH is at a point where we've solved some of the hardest problems around censorship resistance, decentralization, permissionless compute, and lindy. The next phase is going to be about scaling and bringing activity back to L1. I think people are underestimating how quickly fees can be brought down, whereas many other chains are going to hit the problem of maintaining performance while trying to meet some of the core properties that make blockchains special.

@nic_carter @BitMEXResearch @jamesob Nic I’ll give you a like for 100,000 sats, lmk

@BitMEXResearch @jamesob Why was James even on the panel? What is his relevance to bitcoin or quantum computing? He’s unemployed as far as I can tell

How real is the quantum threat? @jamesob: "Project11 did a quantum hoax, using a classical computer to find the solution" ... "If you are quantum experts, why did you market this as a quantum break through?" (Had to sneak into a special David Bailey section at the front and still too far away to see)

@ethereumfndn @BitMNR R U G P U L L L L L L L L L L 💀

0/ Today, the Ethereum Foundation finalized the terms of a 10,000 ETH sale at an average price of $2,292.15 via OTC. For this sale, our OTC counterpart was @BitMNR.

@HodlMagoo fuuuuuuc

What to be depressed? Bitcoin is the same price it was in April 2025 while the $SPY is up 50% since then.

@jackmallers @youngcord12 @BitcoinTheMaxi @NathanCPerry @saylor @Strike Stupid Saylor, advancing bitcoin adoption and being positive and evangelizing on behalf of all of us bitcoiners. Fucking bastard.

@youngcord12 @BitcoinTheMaxi @NathanCPerry @saylor @Strike Agree! I hope it achieves everything it’s intended to. Would be great for Bitcoin.

@SolJakey @MadeByWoven God damn you try so hard man. You remind me of that guy who yells at his food before he takes a shark bite.

Fit check

@BTCBreadMan Breadman, what the fuck are you talking about? Where are these dumb tweets coming from? Have you been compromised?

So we found a Camry with leather seats for a decent price. But today my son learned that Teslas can drive themselves, so now he wants a Model Y instead. He was not swayed by the risk of battery fires. How can I convince him it’s a bad idea for a 16 year old to drive a Tesla?

@BTCBreadMan 👉👈

The main reason that people go to Bitcoin conferences is to meet like-minded people that they can have gay sex with at the hotel.

@BTCsessions Send him some of your mirror selfies

I'm trying to decipher if this is indeed Tim Robinson. If so, then I am clearly living in a simulation when the hot dog/"you sure about that" meme guy follows me. Maybe I can get him on a Coldcard.

@SolJakey this retard bit is getting tired bruh

Be retarded F*ck around and find out

@HodlMagoo @LawrenceLepard @TheBitcoinConf Bailey is gonna get STRC'd in jail bruh

While other Bitcoin treasury companies are buying Bitcoin, $NAKA is selling Bitcoin and hosting the FEDs to talk about Bitcoin. Down 20%+ since the start of the conference. @LawrenceLepard sold his position before the 50 for 1 reverse stock split.

My wife and I recently scheduled an appointment to get our 7 year old circumcised. We’ve waited 2 months, and now the day before the procedure he’s having second thoughts. Parents who have gone through this before: what’s your advice on how to proceed? Bribe with ice cream?

@viewsceo Who watches this retard?

FULL: Bob Menery got PRESSED in person by a fan he allegedly scammed for World Series tickets 😳

@GM_Crius @pepesza_eth @AlexAuroraDev @peterktodd @litecoin Personally, I think stupid people should be insulted sometimes

@pepesza_eth @AlexAuroraDev @peterktodd @litecoin Not trying to insult you, but the fact that you thought my comment was about electrical power and not miners means you probably just dont understand enough about the issue.

10h ago @litecoin experienced a coordinated attack on the chain that resulted in 13 blocks reorg that took more than 3h to generate. During this time attackers were performing double spend attacks on multiple cross-chain swapping protocols. We are investigating the situation.