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Lavonte David’s retirement speech is worth 2 mins of your time. Having Parents who show you they believe in your dreams and will stop at nothing to help you achieve them is EVERYTHING.

@MySportsUpdate @PatMcAfeeShow

Dan Orlovsky says he texted 12–15 GMs/decision-makers that Alabama QB Ty Simpson is the best QB in the draft, and only 2 disagreed. (🎥 @PatMcAfeeShow)

Hands down the funniest dude at Barstool

House of the Dragon really thought we wouldn't notice😨😱

@The_Money_Buddy @MoneyJrod What part of drive it til the wheels fall off don’t you understand

@MoneyJrod Matters when you are trying to sell it

Depreciation of a car doesn’t matter when you pay the car off and drive it till the wheels fall off

“You have Duke in your bracket. Why are you cheering against them?”

Updated list of nicknames after reading your comments: Shane Gillis-Alexander Marshmello Anthony Cream Abdul-Jabbar Dominique Milkins Shaquille Oatmeal Allen 4-EyeVerson Bam ICantSeeYou Kevin McPale (er) The White Llama D’White Howard Milk Chamberlin LeQuant Frames Frames Worthy LeBron Frames NO-Air Jordan Dork Nowitzki Nikola Nerdic SLU Alcindor Steph Blurry Shine Kemp Spud White Fair Jordan Larry Nerd No matter how you spell it, Robbie Avila is a legend

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Teachers, this is important. Regardless of what your administration says, put the March Madness games on today. They are core memories for kids. I can still remember exactly where I sat for certain games. If you get in trouble it’s ok. They won’t fire you 😂

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

@JasonKelce WTF do you think a peanut butter sandwich cookie is

Welp, looks like I’m going to a Diamondbacks game this year How are they just gonna gloss over those nutter butters sticking up in the back

Mark DeRosa smartly saving some of his guys for game 2

RollerCoaster Tycoon (1999)

@bluewmist dbab

People who exercise even when they don't feel like it, what's your trick?

@CuffsTheLegend Because the NBA is a joke league now

how you the Goat and Josh Giddey got more triple dubs than you 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

@Corey_Clark Been sayin this for YEARS

All First Four games should be between bubble teams. It's insane and infuriating that conference champions have to PLAY IN to the NCAA Tournament. Make the bubble teams battle it out.

The downside of having friends who don’t use Twitter is that they come to you all excited to tell you something you already knew three days ago.

@chrismassella @shegone03 @MLB @blastmotion You think foot down early is the problem with this swing?

@shegone03 @MLB @blastmotion This is the criticism about old-school teaching and hitting, the foot down early is one of the big parts Coaches teach this & and a certain era used this technique

I don’t know this kid and I hope he plays in the @mlb for a long time but this swing is not going to work! This is a cage swing designed strictly for Exit Velocity and it won’t work in a game. This is the problem with the @blastmotion gimmick. Kids are over swinging and not developing a swing that will work in a game. According to @PrepBaseballNY he has pull side power with natural lift. #shegone @notgaetti @BobFile @twuench @billdubs @iamrags @SliderDominate @hittingguru7 @BLocsports @artofhitting @TheRealJHair @MLBNetwork

@travisclones @NCAA at least tag @PFTCommenter when you steal his idea

Hey @NCAA, idea, if a player stays for four years at one school with no redshirt, they get a fifth year of eligibility.

@JonSvecX Tied at 21 six minutes left. Lost 42-21. Utter collapse.

Do you remember your last game of high school football?