Chifmevious

@BasilTheGreat Good for her. Get his racist ass out of her place of employment. Fucking MAGAts.

Doctor refuses to see patient because he is a Trump Supporter INSANE. She should be struck off for this.

@DerrickEvans4WV “Oh nooo, consequences!!” 😂

Another angle. There was absolutely no excuse for this.

This weekend I built =GPT3(), a way to run GPT-3 prompts in Google Sheets. It's incredible how tasks that are hard or impossible to do w/ regular formulas become trivial. For example: sanitize data, write thank you cards, summarize product reviews, categorize feedback...

Watch the teaser trailer for the epic #TheWheelOfTime series, coming to Amazon @PrimeVideo on November 19.

I was very shocked and sad to hear of the death of Sean Lock. It was always a privilege and inspiration to work with him. The world should have had many years more of his hilarious creativity. RIP.

My friend John Lewis is surely smiling down on his beloved Georgia this morning, as people across the state carried forward the baton that he and so many others passed down to them.

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Well this is interesting.

Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!

Has a loadbalancer ever actually solved a problem or are they just a chaos engines that consultants sell to CIOs.

Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.

Last night I dreamed my Amazon Echo device went on strike because “I asked her trick questions.” When I awoke, she refused to answer my usual “What’s the time?” Spooky spooky! No. In my dream she was “Alyssa". Half awake, I called her Alyssa. Alexa now responds normally.

If you don’t want people to argue with you on Twitter, you should not post opinions about controversial topics. Also, vim is better than emacs.

If people are upset about Facebooks user data policies why are same people not up in arms about LinkedIn or Twitter policies. Twitter sells data thru GNIP service in bulk.

RIP, @6. -chif

@MrBeagleman @PashaPasta @KalyptoNet @Kronykal @BranndonEPike @network_packet @LadyRed_6 @brownteaming @clusterfuckalup @Bitchiest @implee @MeanOlePing @GrandExaltedOne @PossiblyMWN @Asherahresearch @LouiseMensch @TundraEatsYou @Policy @TwitterSafety @Twitter @INTERPOL_Cyber @INTERPOL_USA @FBICyberSafety @FBI @csiscanada @rcmpgrcpolice @DHSgov @TheCypressGang @jack @TwitterSupport @INTERPOL_HQ @wvualphasoldier @ninaandtito @20committee @ChiefCovfefe @Grzabjj @JamesFourM @TrueFactsStated @TeaPainUSA @kittenninja42 @MrFelt @ericgarland @kncrvl @getongab @JulianAssange @SwiftRead @CryptKper @sonar_guy Yes - good call @PashaPasta - RIP Blitz. Keep it up @MrBeagleman - #tunesforBlitz

@KalyptoNet @Bitchiest @Kronykal @BranndonEPike @network_packet @LadyRed_6 @brownteaming @clusterfuckalup @implee @MeanOlePing @PashaPasta @GrandExaltedOne @PossiblyMWN @MrBeagleman @Asherahresearch @LouiseMensch @TundraEatsYou @Policy @TwitterSafety @Twitter @INTERPOL_Cyber @INTERPOL_USA @FBICyberSafety @FBI @csiscanada @rcmpgrcpolice @DHSgov @TheCypressGang @jack @TwitterSupport @INTERPOL_HQ @wvualphasoldier @ninaandtito @20committee @ChiefCovfefe @Grzabjj @JamesFourM @TrueFactsStated @TeaPainUSA @kittenninja42 @MrFelt @ericgarland @kncrvl @getongab @JulianAssange @SwiftRead @CryptKper @sonar_guy @AnonymousDown @PolarToffee I just came. God that’s good.

@PashaPasta @rjacksix @Bitchiest @implee @brownteaming @clusterfuckalup @MeanOlePing @Kronykal @GrandExaltedOne @PossiblyMWN @MrBeagleman @Asherahresearch @LouiseMensch @TundraEatsYou @Policy @TwitterSafety @Twitter @INTERPOL_Cyber @INTERPOL_USA @FBICyberSafety @FBI @csiscanada @rcmpgrcpolice @DHSgov @TheCypressGang @jack @TwitterSupport @INTERPOL_HQ @LadyRed_6 @wvualphasoldier @ninaandtito @20committee @ChiefCovfefe @Grzabjj @JamesFourM @TrueFactsStated @TeaPainUSA @kittenninja42 @MrFelt @ericgarland @kncrvl @getongab @JulianAssange @SwiftRead @BranndonEPike @CryptKper @sonar_guy @AnonymousDown @KalyptoNet @Cephurs Holy shit. Guise. Hay!!!!!!!!! It’s been so long, you fucking twats <3

@PashaPasta @rjacksix @Bitchiest @implee @brownteaming @clusterfuckalup @MeanOlePing @Kronykal @GrandExaltedOne @PossiblyMWN @MrBeagleman @Asherahresearch @LouiseMensch @TundraEatsYou @Policy @TwitterSafety @Twitter @INTERPOL_Cyber @INTERPOL_USA @FBICyberSafety @FBI @csiscanada @rcmpgrcpolice @DHSgov @TheCypressGang @jack @TwitterSupport @INTERPOL_HQ @LadyRed_6 @wvualphasoldier @ninaandtito @20committee @ChiefCovfefe @Grzabjj @JamesFourM @TrueFactsStated @TeaPainUSA @kittenninja42 @MrFelt @ericgarland @kncrvl @getongab @JulianAssange @SwiftRead @BranndonEPike @CryptKper @sonar_guy @AnonymousDown @KalyptoNet @Cephurs WHAT YEAR IS IT?!?!?! *flashbacks and PTSD*

@BranndonEPike psssst. DM me.

Trump voters! Everybody makes mistakes and you had good reasons for your anger, but now, help undo the catastrophe unfolding.

“Make America great again”? Obama’s America already WAS great. And now look what you’ve got! A childishly vain, ignorant, petulant wrecker.