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Just seen Paul McCartney in the Bluehouse, he said these red cunts are getting it and Kenny Dalglish stinks of piss, make of that what you will

@BBCBreaking Is he actually aware of anything? Always someone else’s fault

"That I wasn't told that Peter Mandelson had failed security vetting when he was appointed is staggering," UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer says Follow live: bbc.in/4esAIHE

@heraldsunsport I haven’t seen anyone question the time 🤷

GOUT GOUT RESPONDS! 🗣️ Gout Gout hits back at overseas critics who have labelled his record-breaking run as 'fake'. STORY 👉 bit.ly/4mFK9pu

@WhiteHouse 😂😂😂😂😂😂

President Donald J. Trump announces a 10-day ceasefire between Lebanon and Israel. "It has been my Honor to solve 9 Wars across the World, and this will be my 10th, so let's, GET IT DONE!"

@currys @JordyP1993 Give the winner their prize!!!!

Congrats to our winner @JordyP1993 🎉

@LenunLH Happy birthday ya big stud!

24 Today 🥳

@easyJetholidays @wendybradley @easyJet Wow

@wendybradley @easyJet Hi Wendy, as previously advised, this is regarding a flight only booking with easyJet. Unfortunately, we are unable to assist further here as this is the easyJet holidays platform. Your family will need to contact the Airline directly. - Tracy

Hey @easyJet my family were caught up in the chaos at Tenerife on Friday & are still stuck on the island with no help from you: I explained the circumstances in a PM conversation with @easyJetholidays and they just pointed me back to you. What on earth do they have to do next?

@jakeshieldsajj Hahahah fuck off you tit 😂😂

If Trump is able to open the Strait of Hormuz he will be the greatest president in American history No president before him even attempted to negotiate to open it You are playing chess while the president is playing 5D chess MAGA for life

@derrickvanorden @VeryBrexitProbs

@VeryBrexitProbs Remember that time you guys very narrowly avoided getting your ass kicked by an Argentina? Might want to sit this one out, sailor.

General Dan Caine, Trump’s handpicked Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, boast is not the flex he thinks it is. 10,000 missions. Sounds like an impressive display of independent US airpower until you see where they actually flew from. Some flew from carriers in the Arabian Sea, primarily the USS Abraham Lincoln. But one carrier can only generate around 70-80 sorties a day. The USS Gerald R. Ford? Damaged by fire and pulled out for repairs. Its replacement is still sailing from Norfolk, Virginia. You can’t run a war from one ship. 62 bomber missions. Only 18 flew from the US. Most of the remaining 44? RAF Fairford in Gloucestershire, England. A British airfield in the Cotswolds is the heart of America’s bomber war against Iran. The F-35s and F-15Es? RAF Lakenheath, Suffolk. The F-15E shot down over Iran last week? 48th Fighter Wing based in England. The F-16 Wild Weasels suppressing Iranian air defences? Spangdahlem Air Base, Germany. The munitions? Likely drawn from US stockpiles at Ramstein, Germany. The aerial refuelling tankers that made all of it possible? Around 50 across the UK, Germany and Portugal. Another 35 in Spain, Italy, Greece and Bulgaria. That’s 85 tankers on European NATO soil. The US has zero permanently based fighters in the Middle East. Outside of one operational carrier, every fighter that flew over Iran came from or through European NATO bases. Without European NATO this war could not have been fought. That is not an opinion. It is a logistics fact. Trump told the world “the United States does not need the help of anyone.” Except the overwhelming majority of the 10,000 missions was only made possible thanks to the European NATO allies he spent two months insulting Maybe General Caine should remind Trump who actually holds all the cards. Has he even said thank you yet?

@PaulMarcoe Spontaneous human combustion

4 things I think most GenX was afraid of. Acid Rain Quick sand Bermuda Triangle Amnesia What else?

@HusKerrs Sleep , sleep and more fucking sleep

Calling on all dads: Ali and I are about 3 weeks out from the birth of our first baby boy! Give me your #1 piece of advice for a new dad.

@Teamgrassroots_ 2 trips and a shirt pull. Free kick

Great battle, you're now the ref was It a foul? #grassrootsfootball #TeamGrassroots #GRF

@jacobnewtron Everyone left

Rated after winning this Pro Warzone scrim with his new team (FaZe) "suck my cock & balls you dumb bitches.. GEN G BACK, GEN G BACK.. i wanna scrim with Vonbot before you.." Von- "WTF does that mean?.."😂

@PressSec 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is a victory for the United States that President Trump and our incredible military made happen. From the very beginning of Operation Epic Fury, President Trump estimated this would be a 4-6 week operation. Thanks to the unbelievable capabilities of our warriors, we have achieved and exceeded our core military objectives in 38 days. More on that tomorrow morning from @SecWar and Chairman Caine! The success of our military created maximum leverage, allowing President Trump and the team to engage in tough negotiations that have now created an opening for a diplomatic solution and long-term peace. Additionally, President Trump got the Strait of Hormuz reopened. Never underestimate President Trump’s ability to successfully advance America’s interests and broker peace.

@Symply_rhoda1 Already trained my lad to punch them back square on the nose 👍🤛

Parents, please stop sending your kids to school with the mindset of “if someone hits you, hit them back.” You are part of the problem.

@KP24 Thanks for letting me know, I will have a look now 👍

There’s NO WAY that these videos of Tiger Woods should be on the internet. It’s disgusting!

@SkySportsNews Only one baby on that stage

Gian van Veen has said Luke Littler was "was out of order" after defeating the world No 1 in a fiery Premier League Darts quarter-final encounter in Manchester on Thursday 🎯

@LenunLH @GabeKuun Easy Lenny 💪

Excited to perfect a new role 🧠⚓️ Welcome G @GabeKuun

@GMB @RobbieRinder @JohnHealey_MP If they can’t answer the question, just cut the interview off.

'I'm asking you about ships and you're answering me about planes,' says @RobbieRinder. He questions @JohnHealey_MP after it took HMS Dragon three weeks to arrive near Cyprus after leaving Portsmouth.

@HLTCO Love this!

If you’re Welsh, you’d love Bellamy for this. Not a single thought about playing down expectations, I rate it highly.