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@MyTeslaMoonship I know it's terrible I have similar nuances... I used to disengage now I just let it take me through its nonsense longcuts just so that I don't have to drive myself. Driving myself is becoming more and more not worth it 😂 I don't know why I got a performance trim

Navigation still can’t figure out how to get into Taco Bell properly. There is a street entrance just south of the marker. 🤦‍♀️

@LhommeDesole I bought my first set from them they are super helpful

@coldenvy 🫡

I’m tempted to buy super cheap summer tires just to see what they’re like. At half the price of the name brand stuff, would they be half as good? I’m a man of science.

@YounieTyler Lol it's soo bad

Gas is $2.11/L 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂

@technoking_420 @elonmusk @stevenmarkryan Can't wait it's going to be awesome

@elonmusk @stevenmarkryan WTF!!! Stop teasing us!! OMG. I can’t wait for that update.

The last piece of the puzzle. $TSLA

@Skate_a_book Oh I wish but tesla continues to disappoint

2019 BMW i3 - 153 mile range - 50kW 2019 Model S - 335 mile range - 200kW 2027 BMW i3 - 440 mile range - 400kW 2027 Tesla - you know where I’m going with this

@SantoroSystems Yes sry 14.2 has been awful

@coldenvy I'm assuming you mean 14.2?

I'm hoping that if my hypothesis is correct that they thought 14.2 would be good enough for unsupervised at scale but it wasn't, I'm hoping the delay between 14.2 and 14.3 is them just training the shit out of 14.3.. Getting it even better than it would have been just so it's ready and aligned with the cybercab.

@SantoroSystems Got dummer

@SantoroSystems 14.3 has regressed alot lately feels like it's back to very late lane changes and steering wheel jerking in parking lot. It's god summer by like 50 percent

@SDembraski Love the look of the Kia ev9

My wife returns the Kia EV9 today. She is sad because she loved the color and practicality it had. She did really like “Bluey” lol. Overall we had no problems with it. No battery issues as some had. We were thankful. She’s not going to miss how it handled in the snow or bad weather. It had all season tires but seemed to slide around and she didn’t like that. The range was ok. We didn’t really travel with it. She mainly used it around town, but I think the range was maybe around 250 miles, she only supercharged it a few times at Electrify America Tesla only recently opened up charging to Kia, but we never needed it. Most times we would just take my Model S when traveling, especially because of the FSD. She wanted to possibly buy out the lease but Kia wanted way too much money for this thing. I think it was around $54,000, 2 years old with 23,000 miles. No thanks, we see used ones with less miles in the $30,000 price range. Now we play the waiting game, what she really wants is the Tesla Model YL She is going to drive my Model S for now. She’s OK with driving it, but she doesn’t like how low it sits and really hopes the YL comes soon. Please @tesla bring the Model YL to the US soon before she decides to go buy a legacy SUV that is inferior and cannot drive itself and the software is trash but just adds more buttons to try and make up for it. 🙏🏼

Elon finally mentions v14.3 is in testing now

@SettlingNomads Been drinking what is in the house just can't afford booze anymore

After 76 days of “dryness” I couldn’t say no today. I will compensate for this by adding 3 weeks to my dry-spell. Cheers! 🍻

@TimDOES I've been having worst FSD drives these days I hope that means something is coming

Cybertruck FSD just fully pulled into my garage and parked 👀 🤯 It usually only pulls in halfway. Is something just around the corner?

@ActualAriGold Yea

@coldenvy So sick of this shit

This was the last time my Juniper was clean as fuck, Delivery day! Where the hell is Spring already ❄️ 🥶

@ActualAriGold We have plus 20 today

@coldenvy Need summer !!!

@AndyZeGerman Must be nice ... Meanwhile tesla is stuck in the last decade

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@SettlingNomads Must be a biker

My male nurse has 7 piercings on each ear and 75% of both arms filled with tattoos. Should I be worried? 😟

@MyTeslaMoonship Oh no you have to have a front plate

Impromptu mini photo shoot yesterday 🥰

@itskyleconner 700 kms of usable range ... Sounds very suspicious 🤔

- 108.7kWh *usable* battery - could be updated to 112kWh for USA like iX3 - 400kW+ charging (200kW on 400V chargers) - 440mi of EPA range - 463hp / 476ft-lb - Sister car to iX3 w/ all same centralized compute / zonal electrical architecture - Point-to-point L2+ hardware capable - Lane centering as standard (cough, Tesla) - Educated guess - starting under $60,000 - Great route planning w/ preconditioning & plug and charge - UWB Digital Key (Apple wallet etc - can still unlock if your phone dies) - Built just north of Munich - production starting in August - No dog mode ☹️