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@DrewVento @VillageParrot I strongly disagree sha. A relationship can work beautifully when two selfless people intentionally strive to outdo each other in love, kindness, care, and understanding.

For relationships to work the girl has to like you more than you like her

@eti_udom @Hakeem_Onitolo In the history of men, no four men have ever lived in the same apartment and each owned a separate fridge to themselves. Never

@Hakeem_Onitolo just few men are like that bro

The fact that they will “my bunkie” “my roomie” themselves to death is the funny part. Men will call themselves “mad Man” “weyrey” etc., and will share one fridge with no fuss. Women are very complex beings.

@Kayjay1500 @chudy_jnr He’d probably stop growing. I stopped growing at 16 and I’ve been 6ft ever since.

@chudy_jnr 15yrs? And he's this tall? When he is 20 how tall will he be 🙆🏽‍♂️

Again!!! Destiny is determined by geography This guy with this height should be in the NBA competing with Victor Wembanyama, but see where he is😤

@Kabir_1k @jaspergridnard0 @Ike_Obiora Lmao, you are a better human than me.

@jaspergridnard0 @Ike_Obiora What am I saying? Will the US govt come to Nigeria themselves to arrest individuals or will they work in conjunction with the Nigerian anti-graft agency to do the arresting and prosecution? Why is it so hard to comprehend?

I have tweeted this countless times, but at the risk of sounding repetitive, I’ll say it again: if you’re into online scams, especially targeting Americans, your arrest is a matter of when, not if. If you haven’t been caught yet, it’s not because you’re smarter than everyone else. Na just your turn never reach.

@SirOlash @dammiedammie35 Oh wow, please tell us more. I honestly thought he went there to serve Nigerians by providing stable electricity, not to turn it into a money making scheme like you just mentioned.

@dammiedammie35 Lost ke, you sabi how much he made from being the minister

And now he cannot go back to being the Minister of power again, bro lost both ways!! I happy dai 😭😂✨

@a_ayodeji_ @zeeplamer @Meedeey @Anu_official It then begs the question, are they even obligated to accept HMO? Why sign up for a service that ends up making you treat your customers like trash?

@zeeplamer @Meedeey @Anu_official They do, They only pay their rate, not your rate, most especially for drugs. Consultation is negotiable, but for drugs: they pay their rate

Why do most hospitals give a funny attitude once they know you’re using an HMO? Even spas and other facilities behave the same way. They’ll intentionally want to waste your time for nothing. Do they think we don’t get charged for it or what?

@__BlowYourMind @OpeyemiMAkolade @instablog9ja They spend years writing songs, recording, and performing. So when fans buy tickets or stream her songs, that’s simply people paying for the art and hard work that she, the producers, songwriters, and every other creative behind the scenes have spent years investing into.

@OpeyemiMAkolade @instablog9ja They use their money buy her ticket stream her songs tell me the difference?

Moment Selena Gomez ended her TikTok livestream after realising fans were spending real money to send her gifts

@FoluHRH @chibuikem0325 @abbide @RidwanuLlah And the ones happening in Jos, Borno, Yobe, Adamawa, Gombe, Kogi, Bauchi and Jigawa state respectively have not led to more “break of peace” than the whole country can ever comeback from?

@chibuikem0325 @abbide @RidwanuLlah Yes, it is. The impeachment of the speaker could have escalated to a break of the peace of the state. See what happened in Rivers.

The President knew Desmond Elliot was causing problems in Lagos house of assembly before his Mentor, Femi Gbajabiamila did 😂😂😂😂

@Emerald06244144 @Imranmuhdz Just so you know, the DSS have offices in all the local government of Nigeria. Besides one of their primary functions is intelligence gathering.

Femi Gbajabiamila, chief of staff to President Tinubu, narrates how he almost lost his job during the Lagos Speaker Obasa impeachment saga because of Hon. Desmond Elliot: I almost lost my job as Chief of Staff last year because of Desmond Elliot. Mr. President called me to his house in Abuja during the Lagos Speaker Obasa saga. He said, 'I hear this Desmond is your boy, the one we gave you,' and I said, 'Yes, sir.' He is one of the people causing problems in the Lagos House of Assembly.

@JoeBouncer3000 @Kasieobi_1 How is her looks even mid? Have you actually seen what an average Chinese woman looks like? What metrics are you even using to say she looks mid if you’re not comparing her against the benchmark of other Chinese women? People just tweet anything nowadays 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

@Kasieobi_1 When he said mid, he's referring to looks not her achievements. You guys learned but acting asif una no get IQ to understand the post

Mark Zuckerberg, with all his wealth, decided to marry a very mid woman, and some people think he’s stupid. That was a very smart move.

@ZidyepO @VillageParrot Gbam! A genuinely good person will still be good, regardless of who they’re in a relationship with. Their character isn’t dependent on someone else’s behavior.

@crownsteps @VillageParrot Yes when you specifically wait for others to do before you reciprocate that’s just you performing for the script nau

If your love, care or willingness to spoil your man only shows up after he does it first, then that’s not genuine love… that’s a performance. A relationship shouldn’t be “I’ll do mine when he does his.” Omo love is dead fr 💔

@XZ_enami @UnkleAyo Expecting the worst can save you from shocked for now, but if you continue to live that way, it will slowly take away your excitement and hope. You may protect yourself from disappointment, but you will end up living like something bad is always about to happen.

@UnkleAyo Expecting the worst is such a beautiful coping mechanism.

If you like be jesting him, as a man - thinking it can't happen to you. I remember my own that year. I comot house begin dey waka, 5 hours trekking be like 15 mins. No one is immune. You will have your first real experience - whether at 22 or 45, but it will only be once.

@jannygel @tobyasky Unfortunately I can’t think of anything better 🤷

@tobyasky This is my thought too…. What has the other guy promised her that her husband can't give her

In the history of cheating, there’s a 90% chance your partner is better than whoever you’re cheating with. In fact, there’s a 💯 chance you don’t wanna leave your partner to marry who you’re cheating with. Then you ask yourself, why? Anyways, download MOmsi app🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

@0PGrace @EThawwab @Buddyvic1 @CHULLY1010 Stop am abeg. If you can comfortably spend whatever it takes to travel there and enjoy this without opening calculator or checking your account balance, then you’re not broke. And if you still insist you’re broke, maybe you shouldn’t be going on that trip for now.

@EThawwab @Buddyvic1 @CHULLY1010 I'm broke but I can afford to travel there for visits and buy octopus just like he did E wan spend reach 10m? Lol

“KCEE called me broke, and I booked the next flight to Zanzibar to let him know I’m not broke,” — Opeyemi Famakin

@Amovingman @somtodeyforyo Are you joking? How would a simp even have good testimony? Check what “simp” means, then ask yourself if it’s fair to you as a human being to live like that. The moment you know your worth and value, nobody will take you for granted because they know you always come first.

@somtodeyforyo I have never seen a simp with good testimony.

Baba dey attack another man , e no no say hin wife dey fvck another man, chaii.😂💔

@OjogbonAbiola @olateeman lol, this is lowkey “witchcraft” behavior disguised as a random tweet sha.

@olateeman lol The rule is simple: Don’t elevate your woman above you. If she wants a masters degree, don’t sponsor her until you have your own PhD.

His own wife? Like the wife he married? Not girlfriend or some random woman oooo.

@CHUKWUSOM_88 @yabaleftonline Bro, you can love unconditionally without losing your sense. Loving your partner deeply doesn’t mean you’re accepting foolishness or that you abandon self respect.

@yabaleftonline They want to marry a man that is foolish and intentional until it's their brother 😂 Then they tag it witchcraft

Marry a man that’d make people think you used juju on him. Forget 6ft tall or ₦500m in his account; if a man isn't kind and doesn't love you, you will suffer — Content creator Maraji advises women. See less

@Vicke1111 @akintollgate @HouseofLunettes Lol, optometrists literally talk about this all the time, so I don’t get why you’d think otherwise. If a restaurant advertises healthy food, that doesn’t automatically tarnish another restaurant’s business. Pointing out benefits of one thing isn’t an attack on another na 🤷

@akintollgate @HouseofLunettes Don't tarnish other people's business because you want to sell yours

Be honest, have you ever bought sunglasses in traffic or at a bus stop? Many don’t know, it’s similar to buying fake medications sold on the roadside. Watch this video to learn something new.

@HustleMafi74649 @Hybrid_Ola What if I told you I grew up spelling “Igbo” without the “g”? That’s the correct version I always knew growing up. I became aware of the newer spelling through social media and adjusted. Some people genuinely still don’t know, they just havn’t been exposed to that information yet

@Hybrid_Ola But Yoruba people call IGBO people OMO IBO & you think that's not a derogatory word towards the IGBOS? You go explain tire ...

You see this nonsense you people try with the Yorubas is always very funny. Tobe has traveled across Northern Nigeria, so why has he never made a video about the origin of the word “Hausa” Knowing fully well that people use “Yariba” as a derogatory word towards the Yorubas