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Schmlola the Art Schmoe

@museumghostart x.com/_johnsonator/s…

SuperRare’s AI judge is called Lola. She’s an “art hoe.” Lola… as in Lolita, a name with a specific literary history that nobody seems to have clocked, or did and didn’t care. A bot wearing borrowed subcultural language to judge art on a platform that has never meaningfully reckoned with its own gatekeeping. The problem isn’t who runs the brand account. The aesthetic arrives. The accountability doesn’t.

Thanks for clarifying, @Ed_Balloon. I run Marketing at @SuperRare. I created Lola. While doing so, I referenced the Art Hoe Movement, as I saw similarities b/t its values and crypto art. I’m a Black woman and I wanted to reference something cool from my culture in my work.

@mysteriovision Wow, I don't know what its like to be in your situation but I would imagine the need for fulfillment and freedom are just as valuable as any money. You do what makes you happy. Everyone else needs to take a step back and mind their own business.

i never thought it would get to this but let me clear some things.. i got a few dms like why didn’t you support iranian artists with that money or why are you spending on art in this situation? first of all i can’t even afford a 2.5 eth piece right now. nobody needs that money more than me and my family. i haven’t worked for 3 months, i can’t remember the last time i sold my artwroks. almost 2 months of 2026 we didn't have ACCESS TO INTERNET im pretty sure no one can understand what that means.. in all this time i never asked anyone for help. didn’t ask for money. didn’t even try to sell my work. whenever i got a weak connection i just came here to say what’s going on or how i feel.. i didn't wanted to sent those personal tweets about my life in past month but whats going on in my life wasnt normal! you really have no idea what i went through! trust me you cant even imagine!!! it wasnt about engagements the fuck do i need engagement farming right now!? losing my mom, talking about it, hearing bombs near my place… having no one to talk to, a relationship ending in the middle of all this and the war… that’s not engagement farming. that’s my life! about the auction: i always wanted a mendez 1/1 but every time i pushed myself to get one, i couldn’t.. 2 days ago i was ready to place an early bid to secure the BE. i really didn’t want to lose it. i love mendez artworks, i have almost a full set of his BE, his last LE drop, and some rare ones. but i couldn’t get online .. next day i finally got access. i was actually trying to move my eth from ledger to MM, to buy a car next month in case things get worse and we have to leave again. then i saw the auction still running for 24hrs. price was already out of my range, but i had that eth there... so i didn’t think much and placed the bid. thinking that at least i can secure the BE and complete my set i didn’t plan to spend 2.5 eth on art today but i did, and now i finally have a mendez 1/1 and im happy for it. but after i got those dms i feel i did something terrible! ppl who actually know me IRL they know what i did and do for iranian artists and our community please stop judging for collecting art today..

@AngelVixn It was ok, work sucked but got off a bit early and been just sitting in my office/studio "working"😂

@cryptopeng1 OMG! Winter this morning and Spring in the evening… gotta love it! Hope your day was wonderful!

GM everyone 🖤

@Aqueous_WC not if you don't quit talking about it. Its almost 70 today you'll jinx it

Will this winter ever end? 😓

@AmyDiGi @AlchemiDream You would love marfa. The entire town is just art

@cryptopeng1 @AlchemiDream I know it’s crazy so many events Imma make it to Marfa one day

Gm ⚡️🔥🟧🧡

@AmyDiGi @AlchemiDream I'm going to try and make it. At least for a day. I've got Lisbon in June and Marfa in october

@cryptopeng1 @AlchemiDream Pengggggggg nftnyc beginning of September

@dave_krugman I'm not totally convinced he isn't an early ai prototype

@cryptopeng1 He literally looks like Data from star trek

Even ai can't make a video this fake

@DimmaDoug @mendezmendez @AOTMgallery Sounds like a grand place to be

@cryptopeng1 @mendezmendez @AOTMgallery Livin in a dimma-dream 💙

Won this incredible piece at auction. 'Observed' by @mendezmendez Honored to now own 2 pieces from the collection. 🖤

@DimmaDoug @mendezmendez @AOTMgallery How you been Doug

@cryptopeng1 @mendezmendez @AOTMgallery ☺️🖤🐧

@GTSewell Pure fn beast you are.

GMGT: BACK IN THE GAME! Well, the studio build game that is Between this, gallery work, building for others and some extracurricular activities I'm still squeezing in progress on StaticFlow in the evenings. All this whilst dealing with manflu Ya gotta do what ya gotta do 😘

@kristophershinn I think they call those "revenue streams" I'm fn winning

@cryptopeng1 Oh! If that post goes well enough, X might pay you another $25 or so!

Haven't sold any art, but got a $8 airdrop today

@kristophershinn IKR might do a shill thread later

@cryptopeng1 Damnnnnnn

@realimjustkey I wanna start a gang of just middle age skateboarders wearing khakis

don’t let anyone tell you you’re too old to learn anything. I’m 36 and finally learned how to do 180 kickturns 😤

@nikitabier aint nobody got 12 seconds

We’re rolling out summaries for Articles now. Just tap the Summarize button if you want to know if it’s worth your time to read it (or if your attention span is 12 seconds).

@Blondie23LMD PR....Peak regret

How are we this far into the industry, with every AI tool at our disposal, and still so bad at PR and comms? Asking for everyone who keeps stepping in their own poo.