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@curtcodein

edgy gross and profane

San Francisco, CA Katılım Kasım 2012
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Kim Chi@KimChiSpicey·
Garry Tan and @bilalmahmood trying to make their bill look like less of an SF takeover by technocrats. I guess Bilal can still exploit the loophole since he can just change his identity every two terms.
SF Democratic Party@SFDemocrats

Did you know that term limits for Mayor and Supervisors reset? Ren from Yes on Prop B is here to explain how we got here, what Prop B will change, and why that’s important. Yes on Prop B is endorsed by the SF Democratic Party. Want more info? termlimitreformsf.com

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Saad Asad@realsaadasad·
Washington unanimously legalized scissor stairs, a building code reform that frees up to 56% more living space per floor. Less wasted space means cheaper homes on smaller lots. Most US states banned this since the 1970s for no good reason.
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Maxyss_1@maxyss_1·
Tonight my dear friend was officially accepted into a nursing program. I’m bursting with pride for her and I know I don’t have a lot of followers but celebrate her huge accomplishment with me!
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Vincent Van Go@GregOwen70·
@grugcapital There isn't enough information to know how many buckets I have. This only says how much water is in two of my buckets. I could have dozens of other buckets used for other things.
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Grug 🪨@grugcapital·
This question is asked at Citadel for $650k/year roles: If you have one bucket filled with 3 gallons of water and another bucket filled with 2 gallons of water, how many buckets do you have? 99% of people fail
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@CASUSDAWG It was his own wife btw
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@maxdubler You can build houses without comprising necessary infrastructure , did you know that ?
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@Brien_Jackson Black folks only experience with white folks cooking is typically from school or prison cafeterias so it checks out what they say
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Brien Jackson
Brien Jackson@Brien_Jackson·
HOOOOOT take time: The whole "white people don't season their food" thing where "seasoning" is defined as cheap dried herbs and spices in a plastic bottle has significantly hindered a lot of people's home cooking. What your dishes are missing is acid (and probably more salt)
Unwilling Banana Republican@VoxPrudentia

@Brien_Jackson Mustard usually does the trick. Also, you can elevate a sandwich rather dramatically simply by using something more exciting than sliced sandwich bread. I personally go for a bulkie roll.

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dan@curtcodein·
@sasimons He got a gold casket. I think he’s fine.
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“Send me the partiful”
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T@walterwhitepill·
I still think about this
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dan@curtcodein·
@eddiekimx What’s the issue? Would you like a whimsical novel with your news?
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@AdsoOfBelk Hence its nick name “America’s favorite pass-time.”
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Adso Øvbelk@AdsoOfBelk·
Playing MLB: The Show and realizing how strange a sport baseball is. You have 3-5 at-bats and maybe a couple fielding opportunities per game and the rest of the time you’re just standing around.
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@kuralulu Thank you for your service
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.308納豆@kuralulu·
@curtcodein What would make me happy is seeing a magical fudd spontaneously manifesting out of thin air, snatching the rifle from this guy and chewing him out, and then offering me his homemade jerky.
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.308納豆
.308納豆@kuralulu·
DOES NOT Keep Firearm Pointed in a Safe direction. DOES NOT Treat All Guns as Though They are Loaded. DOES NOT Keep Your Finger Off the Trigger until You are Ready to Shoot. ABSOLUTELY OBLIVIOUS of Your Target and What’s Beyond It. Holy Jeff Cooper have mercy on this man.
青山 濯土(The Window of Opportunity)マンデラ効果専門書作家@hayakawasakuna

【ドッキリ】航空自衛隊&在日米空軍横田基地の日米友好祭で、突然キモオタが小慣れた英語を話し、小慣れた手つきで展示のM4自動小銃を操作し始めたら・・・?! #横田基地友好祭

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