Dadofcats

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

Hype owners are doing the thing they did with sol in 2023 where everyone knew it would eventually moon but they are on the one hour chart and crying

Hungover af

@watchking69 @hellojintao Cardboard boxes aren't houses.....

Should I sell my house to buy crypto?

Pumpcade started with a simple thesis: Order book (CLOB) markets shine in deep, slow-moving liquidity. But they break down when everything happens at internet speed, especially 1-30 minute markets. Market makers can’t keep quotes fresh, spreads collapse, liquidity dries up, and users get stale odds + partial fills. That’s why we went parimutuel: • No market makers required • Pool forms, winners split pro-rata (minus transparent fee) • Only needs 1 participant on each side • Peer-to-peer liquidity that actually works at short duration Our job is to evolve the parimutuel model: congestion fees, instant resolution, tight guardrails, and mechanics that feel native to how people actually play online. Making short, fun, fair markets that CLOBs simply can’t serve. Anyways, Pumpcade.

Good support at 32ema 33ema 34ema 35ema 36ema 37ema 38ema 39ema 40ema 41ema 42ema 43ema 44ema 45ema 46ema 47ema 48ema 49ema 50ema 51ema 52ema 53ema 54ema 55ema 56ema 57ema 58ema 59ema 60ema 61ema 62ema 63ema 64ema 65ema 66ema 67ema 68ema 69ema 70ema 71ema 72ema 73ema 74ema 75ema 76ema 77ema 78ema 79ema 80ema 81ema 82ema 83ema 84ema 85ema 86ema 87ema 88ema 89ema 90ema 91ema 92ema 93ema 94ema 95ema 96ema 97ema 98ema 99ema 100ema 101ema 102ema 103ema 104ema 105ema 106ema 107ema 108ema 109ema 110ema 111ema 112ema 113ema 114ema 115ema 116ema 117ema 118ema 119ema 120ema 121ema 122ema 123ema 124ema 125ema 126ema 127ema 128ema 129ema 130ema 131ema 132ema 133ema 134ema 135ema 136ema 137ema 138ema 139ema 140ema 141ema 142ema 143ema 144ema 145ema 146ema 147ema 148ema 149ema 150ema 151ema 152ema 153ema 154ema 155ema 156ema 157ema 158ema 159ema 160ema 161ema 162ema 163ema 164ema 165ema 166ema 167ema 168ema 169ema 170ema 171ema 172ema 173ema 174ema 175ema 176ema 177ema 178ema 179ema 180ema 181ema 182ema 183ema 184ema 185ema 186ema 187ema 188ema 189ema 190ema 191ema 192ema 193ema 194ema 195ema 196ema 197ema 198ema 199ema 200ema 201ema 202ema 203ema 204ema 205ema 206ema 207ema 208ema 209ema 210ema 211ema 212ema 213ema 214ema 215ema 216ema 217ema 218ema 219ema 220ema 221ema 222ema 223ema 224ema 225ema 226ema 227ema 228ema 229ema 230ema 231ema 232ema 233ema 234ema 235ema 236ema 237ema 238ema 239ema 240ema 241ema 242ema 243ema 244ema 245ema 246ema 247ema 248ema 249ema 250ema 251ema 252ema 253ema 254ema 255ema 256ema 257ema 258ema 259ema 260ema 261ema 262ema 263ema 264ema 265ema 266ema 267ema 268ema 269ema 270ema 271ema 272ema 273ema 274ema 275ema 276ema 277ema 278ema 279ema 280ema 281ema 282ema 283ema 284ema 285ema 286ema 287ema 288ema 289ema 290ema 291ema 292ema 293ema 294ema 295ema 296ema 297ema 298ema 299ema 300ema 301ema 302ema 303ema 304ema 305ema 306ema 307ema 308ema 309ema 310ema 311ema 312ema 313ema 314ema 315ema 316ema 317ema 318ema 319ema 320ema 321ema 322ema 323ema 324ema 325ema 326ema 327ema 328ema 329ema 330ema 331ema 332ema 333ema 334ema 335ema 336ema 337ema 338ema 339ema 340ema 341ema 342ema 343ema 344ema 345ema 346ema 347ema 348ema 349ema 350ema 351ema 352ema 353ema 354ema 355ema 356ema 357ema 358ema 359ema 360ema 361ema 362ema 363ema 364ema 365ema 366ema 367ema 368ema 369ema 370ema 371ema 372ema 373ema 374ema 375ema 376ema 377ema 378ema 379ema 380ema 381ema 382ema 383ema 384ema 385ema 386ema 387ema 388ema 389ema 390ema 391ema 392ema 393ema 394ema 395ema 396ema 397ema 398ema 399ema 400ema

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

@NXS_BladeRunner @TSN_Sports Wendy’s indicator off the charts for the guy the Leafs are looking at for GM…. jkcrestaurants.com/about/

@TSN_Sports this guy couldn’t mange a fuckin Wendy’s

Oilers GM Stan Bowman discusses Connor McDavid calling the team "average."

TLDR: Utility is funded by real Pumpcade usage. No farming rewards. No emissions. No mercenary capital. No fake activity. Platform activity in. Stronger ecosystem out.

defi united is the equivalent of donating to charles ponzi, bernie madoff, sbf, or enron after things collapsed

After much thinking about a clean path forward, I’ve decided I will be contributing thoughts and prayers to the DeFi United effort

If it’s not going to zero, it’s going to a million. $BTC

@buildonbase @jessepollak can I still coin things after the Azul upgrade?

@hellojintao Chads.....

@dadofcats chads….

can’t wait to read people cry about the arbitrum decision and then realize the hyperliquid deposits are there

@jonto21 @Dogetoshi If this is what arbitrum one is capable of, I can't wait for arbitrum two!!!

@Dogetoshi Yes

KelpDAO exploiter just sent funds to a vanity address with tons of 0s 0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000DA0 1/what

Look guys, it's actually really straightforward, a bunch of people staked their ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield, except they didn't want their capital to be locked up, so they actually staked with a liquid staking protocol called Lido who provided them a liquid staking receipt token called stETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer, except they didn't want to lock up their capital, so they actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided them with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called Aave so that they could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero that was hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry

lazy.

@rasmr_eth Droopy eyes, zero upper lip, jew nose, male pattern baldness in full effect, no cheekbones, Clearly a mouth breather with that weak ass jaw (Insane considering the size of the nose) shit tier genetics body wise (pear shaped) and bad posture You got an easy to draw face! CHOPPED

@hellojintao Best alpha I’ve seen

think you can probably buy sol here and sell later this year for around 1k