Daniel Sauceda

Went hiking last week

Do I have enough DFW friends to pull off a 36 hole Saturday next week?

Showing them the parlays I hit last year

Trying to play 18holes in ≈ 4 hours The guy ahead of me:

IT’S HERE

.@grok put a propeller hat on the birthday boy

I could really go for a 135y par 3 right now.

Listens to chance the rapper once:

@byobmb @hunterholland First sentence was all you needed

@hunterholland Anything after like 2005 ain’t country, HOWEVER I don’t hate Morgan Wallen as a person. Seems like a cool guy, def not a PDFile!

Let me guess @byobmb has a problem with this one too

Time to go beast mode @BTCsuppository

Breaking: Dong got acquired by PostHog

guy shouldn’t be yelling so close to rory’s backswing and rory shouldn’t have kicked him out. also drunk fans doing USA chants it just embarrassing. it’s individuals. there are no teams or countries. just the player, you’re at a major championship not a jelly roll concert

How I’m pulling up to the course next week

“Let’s go to Il Parco”

“Thank god Lenin is dead”

Well well, @Minwoo27Lee is the latest to join the Daydrift pleated trouser wave. Told y’all these joints are incredible. Still stand on the fact some of Lululemon’s best golf pieces aren’t even in the golf lineup. But that jacket? Heavy ‘92 Dream Team warm up vibes. Whole look feels different for a major...This look is absolutely going to stir the pot...

@ChrisJacksonSC On the flip side, many courses in more rain-heavy environments serve as much needed detention, reducing flooding and protecting nearby homes. When your local municipal course is under water, that means it’s working as designed.

Can’t tell you how much I love Min Woo Lee competing in a PGA Championship while looking like my drug dealing uncle from 1994

Michael Block has been penalized 2 strokes for arriving too early to his tee time and attempting to perform magic tricks for the gallery.

Tex <> Davidoff Cigar Lounge recap. Hundreds of ConExpo 2026 attendees showed up for cigars, scotch, and to meet the Tex Software team.