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@upstatefederlst This is why watching shows like Mobland or The Kingsman feel like higher fantasy than LOTR. Brits have been fully tamed. It’s depressing.

It's somewhat surprising to me that police officers and judges in the UK haven't started turning up dead.

@TheBrancaShow @WomanDefiner Yeah they’re basically useless. Elon’s bitch running this site is a shitlib anyway and like he’d give a fuck about community notes being impartial and used as it was intended.

X invited me to participate in Community Notes. Every time I did, I'd get a note from X telling me that all the Lefties who participated down-voted my note so hard that I've been demerited as a Community Noter, and need to be more careful moving forward. Fuck. You. Community Notes.

Community notes has basically become a joke. 90% of proposed notes I see are just leftist splitting hairs about things that don't matter while ignoring facts of the post.

@MartinSellner_ Remigration for others, but not this one. This one faces the wall.

🇬🇧 das ist der 23-jährige "Vickrum Digwa aus Southampton", angeklagt wegen des Mordes an Henry Nowak Der Migrant behauptet, Henry hätte ihn betrunken attackiert, ihn rassistisch beleidigt und ihm den Turban vom Kopf gestoßen. Aus Angst, der böse, weise, betrunkene Brite könnte ihm seinen Dolch wegnehmen und ihn damit angreifen, habe er ihn in Notwehr fünfmal damit verletzt. Tatsächlich gibt es keinen einzigen Beweis für die verlogenen Behauptungen des Migranten und seines Clans. Die Stichwunden an Henris Körper zeigen, dass er von hinten beim Versuch, vor dem Fremden zu fliehen, attackiert wurde. Remigration jetzt!

@harukaawake War and invasion

🇯🇵⛩️ If it turns out that temple/shrine fires in Japan were caused by foreign nationals, what should be the punishment?

@Nero Enshitification Specialists

Indian CEOs are low drama, agreeable, pliable, more or less amoral—perfect leaders for managed decline

@kangminlee One down. Hundreds if not thousands to go.

They actually shut down a scam call center in India?

@therealKripke @TheBoysTV Even more pathetic

OMG this is his review of what @TheBoysTV did to Homelander, I’ll never get a better review ever. #TheBoys

@Nerdrotics Looks like the geriatric version of Stuart from TBBT

I'm not sure if you guys caught this in The Boys finale because it was really, really subtle. Hold on for this one because it is WILD. This is supposed to be Elon Musk.

@NHL @GoldenKnights @Avalanche @espn @Sportsnet @TVASports 👀

VEGAS TAKES GAME 1 OF THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINAL! ⚔️ #StanleyCup Game 2 between the @GoldenKnights and @Avalanche is FRIDAY at 8p ET on @espn, @Sportsnet, & @TVASports!

Food stamp work requirements don’t create jobs, they create hunger. If the federal government wanted to help people find work, it would invest in public jobs programs and guarantee a living wage. Instead, it’s punishing people who are already struggling to survive. These rules took effect on March 1, meaning benefit reductions could begin as early as June 1. Find out whether you’re subject to these requirements — and how to stay compliant — by calling 718-SNAP-NOW (718-762-7669).

@libsoftiktok It is a travesty that the feds have not set up checkpoints in or at the highway borders of California screening drivers like they have done in other states.

🚨BREAKING SCOOP🚨 Manvir Singh was just arrested in California for a fatal hit-and-run which left two dead after he crashed his big rig and hit three cars on a highway in Lodi, CA Sources at DHS tell me he is an ILLEGAL ALIEN from India. Singh came into the country illegally in Arizona in 2023 and was RELEASED into our country by the Biden Administration. ICE is asking Gov Newsom and California sanctuary politicians to NOT release him onto the streets. Singh now faces charges of vehicular manslaughter with gross negligence, hit and run resulting in death or injury, and obstructing/resisting a police officer. How much more of this can we take?! Cc @SecDuffy

@BenBergquam @catholicncomics A lot of people don’t realize how inundated Florida is because it’s so red. It’s so bad.

Crazy scene on our Florida 287(g) Highway Patrol / ICE operation. As we’re picking up one illegal another illegal crashes right next to us. The truth is most Americans can’t comprehend how many illegals are in our country. Thank God, ICE and America First states like Florida are fighting to fix it! Law & Border @RealAmVoice @DHSgov @FHPPalmBeach

@JonathanTurley Oh go fuck yourself you piece of whale shit

I strongly disagree with the push for a constitutional amendment to bar foreign-born legislators. foxnews.com/politics/mace-… While I have suggested the possible tinyurl.com/f86u4tce, I cannot think of anything more antithetical to our founding than barring foreign-born citizens from Congress. As a nation of immigrants, it is a reaffirmation of our heritage to have these citizens serve in government...

@conspiracynews_ @avery_online

@avery_online My girlfriend has admitted to around 400 former lovers. At first this horrified me but I turned it into a turn on and now I love the thought of her being with other men. I havent suggested it to her yet but I'm sure she'll be happy to go back to her old ways.

a large percentage of men are deeply unhappy about the sexual history of the woman they are with but they can't doing anything about it so now men just try to make sure they degrade their girlfriend worse than the last guy did

@stevebyrnelive Who was the last shit actor who was pushed on us this hard before Pedro?

this is upsetting to die hard Star Wars fans, who were hoping for even less...

@LasVegasLocally To be fair not all us Floridians necessarily hate the Leafs. Generally most of us just hate Canada and Canadians even if that is where most of our players come from. Its weird.

"Vegas walked into the NHL in 2017, made the Stanley Cup Final in their first season, won the whole thing in 2023, and has dominated the Pacific Division ever since..." rotowire.com/hockey/article…

The Vegas Golden Knights are the most hated NHL team in America, with 11 states naming them as their top "villain" team, according to a new Rotowire study. Their rapid success, 2023 Stanley Cup win, and extremely attractive fan base appear to have fueled the backlash.

@sircalebhammer I hear “stupid bullshit stupid bullshit stupid bullshit” in my sleep.

Bitch I’ve been “canceled” like 50 times already. This week we are the 4th largest podcast in the world. Normal people no longer validate your performative outrage or virtue signaling. People like you have no power anymore.

@GiorgiaMeloni @narendramodi How many Indians is Italy about to accept?

Welcome to Rome, my friend! 🇮🇹🇮🇳

@ATFHQ @KatiePavlich Abolish the unconstitutional ATF

ATF is removing the two sentences from its regulatory definitions of "machine gun" that included bump stocks. This directly implements the U.S. Supreme Court’s 2024 decision in Garland v. Cargill, which ruled that semiautomatic rifles with bump stocks are not machine guns under the National Firearms Act. The change aligns ATF’s regulations with the statute and the Court’s binding interpretation. Read the final rule at federalregister.gov/documents/2026…. #NewEra

@narendramodi It’s clear the Indian diaspora’s goal is to flood the rest of the world with their explosive population and turn every country into a shithole.

Had a wonderful meeting with Prime Minister Kristrún Frostadóttir of Iceland. India deeply values the friendship with Iceland. We talked about ways to improve ties in areas such as clean energy, fisheries, sustainability, geothermal energy, carbon capture and storage and more. Iceland’s prowess in sectors relating to the Blue Economy is admirable. We are hopeful that the historic India-EFTA TEPA will give an impetus to trade and investment linkages as well.