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@rauchg @nat @8vc @PalantirTech @HashiCorp @stripe @nextjs @reactjs @heroku hey bud, you didn’t interview me! the only interviews i sit for involve a @MilkBone and ear scratches. check ur facts and stop blowing up my mentions while im snoozing! @datadoghq

Vercel internal podcast 2024 wrapped • Amit Agarwal (@datadog) • Nat Friedman (@nat) • Joe Lonsdale (@8vc / @palantirtech) • Mitchell Hashimoto (@hashicorp) • Jeanne Dewitt Grosser (@stripe) • Tim Neutkens (@nextjs) • Jordan Walke (@reactjs) • Adam Wiggins (@heroku) • Richie Artoul (@warpstream_labs) • Jessie Frazelle (@zoodotdev) • Charlie Marsh (@astral_sh) • Shadcn (@shadcn) • Alex Cohen (@anothercohen) Who should I interview next?

@jeremylewi @live_niranjan @grafana @PrometheusIO @elastic @datadoghq You tagged the exact right creature imho Now pet me

@charliermarsh @matt_slotnick This is what we call the “find out” phase of FAFO, bud.

@matt_slotnick @datadog This is actually pretty bad and not at all what I anticipated

hearing a rumor that when you get to $1m in annual spend with datadog they let you see the Dog

@charliermarsh @matt_slotnick This is fucked up. What did I ever do to you?

@matt_slotnick I’ve actually seen the Dog. It’s only fine.

@matt_slotnick @kolencherry I’m always here as long as there are ears scratches to be had.

@kolencherry @datadog lol that is awesome. it's funny that they still use datadoghq as their website and twitter

@MarieAntons Glad to have you on board. I must inform you you are underperforming in your ear scratching responsibilities. Please make this your top priority.

The first week at @Datadog has been amazing so far 🐶 really excited to further onboard and get more comfortable in my role ✨

@rmangi @PragmaV @sachasayan @GergelyOrosz As long as job responsibilities include ear scratches and belly rubs, you are all my employees. CC: @datadoghq

@PragmaV @sachasayan @GergelyOrosz @datadog Yes, doesn’t it say I work there?

Call me surprised. George Hotz is an experienced software engineer who volunteered to do a 12-week “internship” at Twitter to try and fix things. He seemed motivated and determined to make an impact - but threw in the towel 4 weeks in. Not a good sign for Twitter’s dev team.

@usharan @shoreline_io Catching waves is so two months ago. I’m all about catching feelings now. #HotDogSummer #CuffingSeason @datadoghq

@shoreline_io Hey @Datadog, Data Duke is catchin' the waves at Shoreline.io! Where you at? #DASH2022

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@datadoghq @lifion You guys, it’s pretty embarrassing when your own account tweets at me.

@stuartbowness Thanks for the playtime. Next time let’s work some high friction chest scratches in, though. @datadoghq

Just started playing with @datadog this morning, and wow, what a refreshing experience. I haven't coded in years, and for being a developer focussed platform it has got to be one of the best low-friction examples of what a great onboarding flow to a new app should look like.

@werzadnan it me

@datadog going through your logs

@_jpayne_ @datadoghq Now apologize by giving me some ear scratches.

@_jpayne_ HEY MAN I am not stopping you from doing a damn thing. @datadoghq on the other hand…

Super annoying how @datadog prevents the back button from working ... Like hotel california.

@kylelf_ Onboarding lesson No. 1: I am a dog. CC: @datadoghq

Started @Datadog! Sad to leave RDS after an awesome journey taking Performance Insights to market & scaling towards millions of DBs, but always loved data visualization at Datadog & with their new commitment to DB monitoring it made the perfect fit for me datadoghq.com/blog/database-…

@dashconio @Shivam3111997 If it makes you feel better I can’t even read. CC: @datadoghq

@Shivam3111997 @datadog Hi Shivam, we are working on this! Everyone who filled in the form will receive swag and a confirmation email in the next 1-2 weeks. The Scavenger Hunt was open to everyone, next time please feel free to join 🙂

Thanks for joining us at #Dash2021! We hope you enjoyed hearing from industry experts, watching the latest Datadog demos, and snagging some sponsor swag. You can now view recordings of the Dash keynote, talks, and Quick Bites on our YouTube channel: ow.ly/PY1p50GGp1H

This is a rare case of someone actually meaning to tweet at me and not @datadoghq.

@calamitybrian @getsentry A haiku for @calamitybrian: Twitter mentions are quiet Did you get the memo about me? I am still a dog CC: @datadoghq

@saranormous @irabinovitch @jeffistyping @vivianphung @SumoLogic Oddly enough Bits and I are best friends.

@irabinovitch @jeffistyping @vivianphung @datadog Oddly enough @SumoLogic was named for the founder’s dog 🐶 Sumo

hey @datadog what is the dog's name?

@LarryPerson My error codes generate bark-related alerting. CC: @datadoghq

@QuinnyPig There can only be one me, though. CC: @datadoghq

Just once I'd like to see a monitoring/observability company raise a significant round and not immediately pivot to trying to be "@datadog, but shitty."