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@waitbutwhy Do you even go outside?

Isn’t Coke Zero just Diet Coke branded for men?

@LJS527 @damintoell Are you over 50?

@damintoell Coke Zero is "getting bigger" somehow? I feel like I dont know anyone who drinks Coke Zero.

Trump was an early fighter in the Coke Zero vs. Diet Coke feud

@TownsUsa Great way to put it

I love this world we’ve created

@weather_boyyyy "leave the sane people alone" sorry you are going through this

@JamesMac_Fit Don’t like a habit or behavior, make them change it

@JamesMac_Fit I cannot stress this enough. You are in charge. For many many years you are fully in charge. If you don’t want them to have a screen, you don’t give it to them. Resist. If they want blue hair and you don’t want them to, don’t buy it. Don’t like those clothes? Don’t buy it.

Dads... I need your advice. As a young dad myself, I’m genuinely worried about my son growing up addicted to screens, phones, games, etc. It feels like EVERYTHING is designed to grab their attention these days. So I want to ask: - How do you actually manage screen time in your house? - What’s worked for you? - What’s failed? Would appreciate real answers from people who’ve been there 🤝

@PlayForKeepsFF Draft capital probably

Quinshon Judkins: RB9 Cam Skattebo: RB19 The parallels between these two are almost spooky. Same draft class. Same exact injury. New HCs who literally coached together for the last 3 years. The only real difference: Skattebo was more efficient at every level. So why the gap?

@DanXAura Hey Dam- 1- greg* 2- 1.6M followers* 3- it’s not “almost” every day. It is every day

@MayorFrey Good grief

Today, we remember George Floyd, who was murdered by a former Minneapolis police officer six years ago.   That moment changed our city forever.

She wrote a church pamphlet on marriage and sexuality in 2004. This year, the Finnish Supreme Court used that pamphlet to convict her of “hate speech.” Thank you @ShannonBream for highlighting Päivi Räsänen’s shocking story—and Europe’s censorship crisis—on @FoxNewsSunday.

@slushy20954 @BootyPootiePoo @DeeZe @thechosenberg Lol. I’ve never in my life been to a house with AC set to 60

@BootyPootiePoo @DeeZe @thechosenberg Meanwhile those of us who are normal keep it in the 60s maybe very low 70s but 80+ is insane

Completely normal 19 year old behavior

@BootyPootiePoo @DeeZe @thechosenberg Actually it is that bad. I bet you smell booty pootie poo

@DeeZe @thechosenberg It’s actually not bad. I keep mine at 82 during the hottest months here in Virginia. I spend time outside in the summer, and I get accustomed to the heat. A dry indoor 82 feels great after being out in 100 degree humid heat… That being said, that man is crazy.

@thechosenberg You know what’s not normal? 87 degree house

@FinPhilosopher You might’ve nailed that

Best showers ranked: 1. First shower after camping 2. First shower in a nice hotel/resort 3. Shower after yard work 4. Shower after gym

The Libertarian Party has elected a new chair, @badevan. He has been convicted of armed robbery, publishes gay torture porn, and was a Covid panican. The good news is the Libertarian Party under his leadership should be unable to take any votes from Republicans.

Days like today are especially painful to be blocked by Taylor Lorenz

A fact that has lived rent free in my head since the moment I read it

@cyberbilly2 @mikedeportes Tons of players suck

@mikedeportes whoever came up with the idea for payday loans for up and coming athletes is an evil genius

Fernando Tatis Jr. pierde demanda contra la empresa Big League Advance. Cuando era prospecto, Tatis recibió un préstamo de $2 millones a cambio del 10% de sus ganancias futuras en MLB y ahora le toca pagar. Con su contrato actual de $340 millones, deberá desembolsar alrededor de $34 millones, más de $240 mil en honorarios legales y también el 10% de los $3.4 millones obtenidos en arbitraje. #FernandoTatisJr

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