teh_chris 🇻🇦

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teh_chris 🇻🇦

@dekurizu

Gaming hermit. Working on being more social. Opinions through posts and RTs are my own. Deo Gratias.

Keaau, HI Katılım Ağustos 2011

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teh_chris 🇻🇦@dekurizu·4 Nis

Updating for new and potential new followers! Hi! I'm teh_chris, a guy from Hawaii. I was a MTG judge for over a decade, and retired after the game stopped being for me. Now, I just play gacha games like Umamusume and F/GO. I also enjoy Warframe and am bad at Paradox games.

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teh_chris 🇻🇦@dekurizu·1d

the lost art of inflating a short talking point into a page and a half of text

Lo@lolo_tho

I was told by a 22yr old today that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without AI.

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Polymarket@Polymarket·1d

JUST IN: Looksmaxxer, Clavicular, mogged by “Chad” judge in Miami court hearing.

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@TheLegalMindset holy shit that was jarring -- judge gigachad indeed

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Legal Mindset@TheLegalMindset·1d

I enjoy the irony of Claivicular, the supposed number one “looksmaxxer” being absolutely mogged by the Judge in his Miami case.

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Autism Capital 🧩@AutismCapital·2d

"Sanae, I'm confused. So is the robot also Shinji's Mom or what?"

Polymarket@Polymarket

NEW: Trump holds phone call with Japanese PM Takaichi.

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Pope Leo XIII was one of the first humans on the planet to be recorded on video back in the 1800s or so. Pope Leo XIV is the first pope I know of that does memes today. The Leonine line is truly one of the best Papal lineages.

Finnishman Act III ✝️🇫🇮🇪🇺@FinnishZoomer

Maybe the greatest moment in papal history

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ガウ🚾@ta6464·2d

⚠️コスプレ/cosplay FGO テスカトリポカ第三再臨 📸@trampolinehell #森のうたスタ

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I forgot about this. I should probably get to clearing LB 6 then.

Kamumu18 #FGOFinalChapterSpoilers@Kamumu18

Just remember that next yearr, if you are in NA, you need to be up to the story for get the 1000 SQs ewe

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Bree Solstad@BreeSolstad·5d

The images coming out of Fatima tonight are truly breathtaking. While the world burns, devout Catholics join together as one to pray for the intercession to the glorious white lady of peace—Our Lady of Fatima. In the end, her Immaculate Heart will triumph!

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Jordanreviewsittt@jordanreviewsit·6d

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

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cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic·10 May

The Adama Maneuver in Battlestar Galactica is one of the coolest sci-fi TV moments. Dropping a battleship through a planet’s atmosphere for a midair fighter launch was already insane on paper, then the show somehow made it feel grounded & epic all at once.

cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic

Name a TV episode that felt like a movie masterpiece.

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Sacred Cow Shipyards@SCShipyards·10 May

This won't cause any problems at all.

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Prof. Chise@mahirusoldier·9 May

>The aliens are 5'4, 49 kg catgirls I have to go

Prof. Chise@mahirusoldier

This lines up with what many navy officers have been saying since the 80's: "A Tic Tac shaped aircraft doing physically impossible maneuvers" Ultimately it doesn't matter because these aliens aren't hot anime girls

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とーちゃん（さん付け不要）@knightma310·8 May

佐賀県の因通寺が運営する孤児院「洗心院」を訪れた昭和天皇。その中に二つの位牌を抱えた女の子が座っていた。「お父さんとお母さん？」と昭和天皇は声をかけたら父は満州で戦死、母は引き揚げ中に病気で亡くなり、おじさんに連れられて何とか引き上げて来たと語った。陛下は「おさみしい？」と再度尋ねられる。「いいえ、さみしくありません。父も母も仏になりましたから」と答えた。昭和天皇は右手に持っていた帽子を持ち替えて、２度ほど女の子の頭を撫でて「立派にね、おすこやかにね」と声をかけた。女の子が、ふと「お父さん…」と昭和天皇を呼んでしまい、ハッとして上を見上げると …陛下の両目から涙がこぼれ落ちていた。

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PeteZach@oldyzach·8 May

What a beautiful sight.

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teh_chris 🇻🇦@dekurizu·7 May

@AstroFops Side question: whatever did happen to the ebola situation? I vaguely remember a few in depth segments on the news and that was all that was said about it (that I saw).

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Astro 🦊@AstroFops·7 May

We are all terrified of another pandemic, but this isn't it. Is there a chance this hantavirus could create a regional epidemic like Ebola from 2013-2016? Perhaps. But 1) It would be limited due to the discussed factors and 2) The public health authorities are on top of it 5/6

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Astro 🦊@AstroFops·7 May

Apparently some of y'all are worried about hantavirus so let the (1/4th) doctor fox calm you down🧵 1) Most hantavirus is spread exclusively via rodent droppings. The Andes strain on the cruise ship HAS BEEN KNOWN to have limited human-to-human transmission. This it not new 1/6

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teh_chris 🇻🇦@dekurizu·4 May

@realPsyclops @SmugAlana @MTGCal @grok fair and with good taste. i miss terese nielsen.

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Psyclops@realPsyclops·4 May

@dekurizu @SmugAlana @MTGCal @grok Mark Tedin, Quinton Hoover, Terese Nielsen, rk post Frazier is as mid as it gets

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teh_chris 🇻🇦@dekurizu·4 May

@realPsyclops @SmugAlana @MTGCal @grok who would you say is a GOAT then?

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Psyclops@realPsyclops·3 May

@dekurizu @SmugAlana @MTGCal @grok He's not one of the GOATS, he's one of the original shitty artists who has a career because they're always assigned the best cards like Tedin.

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