donkeyDdevelops

How to be a successful RE developer: 1) Find deal 2) Get excited about deal 3) Tell everybody how awesome deal is 4) Actually underwrite deal, like fr 5) Discover deal is actually terrible 6) Abandon deal 7) Repeat Follow this formula and you will be very successful.

@typesfast You'll need to also put on 50 lbs to really sell it

Just got invited to World Cup final and decided I’m going to wear a suit so people think I’m an ex player.

Holy crap they fixed the algo

@TimurNegru All of the above please

Haven't done this in a while - would you like me to continue posting more cool European properties? Spain, Italy, Portugal or France?

If you are not using Shortcut in Excel already, run (don't walk) to go get it. Extremely underpriced imo

@twallyweb Ahem... "their general intelligence".

Real estate people severely over estimate their business acumen

@dominicdeecoco That watch bad is absolutely out of control. Should be illegal

@Mr_Neutral_Man Yea I might marry you if you did that to me

Pretty sure my wife stays married to me because I make her mojitos and crawfish boil at 11pm after we put the kids to bed

@avivafashion11 @skylarromines @MurrayHillGuy1 This

@skylarromines @MurrayHillGuy1 This!! If you throw down your card, it’s implied you’re picking up the tab. If you’re all good friends, it should be understood that you rotate who pays, or if someone clearly makes much more than the others, just pick up the tab.

Dinner with my college buddies last week I threw my card down and sent the receipt to the group chat. 4 out of 5 paid me back within a few hours. The last guy still owes me $120. It’s been 3 days, so I texted him privately: “Hey man, can you shoot me the money when you get a chance?” At what point do you stop reminding someone and just accept you’re never seeing that money again? What’s the move here?

@skylarromines @MurrayHillGuy1 Extremely childish

@MurrayHillGuy1 You pay the bill for your friends then ask them to pay you back??

@Jason Excellent work

Another perfect day in Paris

@aussieflya I did what I could

@donkeyDdevelops Go get em!

***Slams laptop shut*** Ladies and Gentlemen, the Weekend

@CharlesLi3 A contractor who specializes in modular off site construction. Usually they are clowns.

@donkeyDdevelops What's a modular group?

New entitled MF deal on the market. Developer clearly never intended to build themselves. Some of the sins they committed: -Designed it themselves (ie, they are the architect) -Massively underparked -Project design is "modular". Now it can't be anything else. Design is locked in w/City. -No modular group in tow. Buyer to bring their own. This, kids, is how NOT to do development.

@BuffKret2407 @YOCspread Fact

@YOCspread Bro real estate returns 3%-5%. 2012-2022 was a unique period in the history of RE. It’s a bad investment. At best it’s a decent inflation hedge.

Reminder that 10-11% annual real estate long term returns is actually sick AF.

@DMAC_19 @robbiehendricks A lot of them apparently. Unclear who is human and who is just a fleshy manifestation of their Ai alter ego

@robbiehendricks @donkeyDdevelops Are people actually on LinkedIn anymore?

The Ai-generated slop on LinkedIn is absolutely out of control. Holy cow I did not realize how bad it was.

@pricefoulger Absolutely flat as a pancake

A few turns on a short vacay

@HighyieldHarry It would not have been pretty

Think Spain probs could’ve put 8 goals past the U.S.

@europemaxxed It's called America Sauce look it up

What are they feeding these kids in America

@skylarromines You should post this every day like your go on a walk tweets

If you haven’t sat at the beach & eaten fresh fruit in a while, I can’t explain how important it is for you to go do that

Lamine Yamal vs Doku is proving to be a more interesting match-up than I expected