Dougal Stanton

Friday 10:45 outside Harp & Castle. 10:55 outside Brass Monkey.

Both pavements at once. #leithwalk #bollardsnow

@JohnWhyte83060 @benn_elisbenn Why do you believe that?

@dougalstanton @benn_elisbenn Answering a question with a question is never a good look. It's like you're trying to deflect from the fact you don't have a good answer.

Leith Walk's finest work: one lorry drives off the pavement to reveal another. "Ah but it's okay the traffic wardens said I could." Who honestly believes that stuff (or that traffic wardens have that power)?

@harts_cyclery @overlandertheb1 But there are three in Crammmond.

@overlandertheb1 If you're going to be this pedantic I need to point out there is only one m in Cramond...

Rare error by a member of the French diplomatic corps. The United kingdom of course dates from the 1st of May 1707, the battle of Blindheim was in 1704. It was an English matter.

@magnatom This would be a helluva time to have an ear injury and not be a Trump nutter.

@bykatewomersley You need a bag when you go wreck diving for alien artefacts.

@bykatewomersley Both Ariel and Rapunzel have bags. Of course screenshots are a pain to Google because you just get pictures of bags with their faces on.

This solution is not scaleable, plus it continues the prioritization of private cars over the needs of other users of the the shared public space that is our streets. We need more equitable solutions than allowing cars to take over pavements for EV charging.

Bless the noodle maker and His Water.

@tracygriffen @TheLeither @theSpurtle @JackRMCaldwell @EdinReporter @Edinburgh_CC @leithcentralcc @_NeilJohnstone @EdinburghMinute Brilliant work Tracy, it seems like there's a limitless supply of those wands lying around the streets! Glad they've got a use on the second hand market 😂

@benn_elisbenn Why do you believe drivers don't need to follow laws if they don't feel like it?

@dougalstanton How do you expect deliveries to be made? Or do you want to close down all the businesses?

@benn_elisbenn @DIYWalks @Edinburgh_CC It's amazing how "legally" never enters your mind? Why is that?

@DIYWalks @dougalstanton @Edinburgh_CC Where are they supposed to park with heavy deliveries , on the tramlines?

@FondOfBeetles @AlSultan_Meriam @arcfire89 @RichardDawkins My favourite moment of creating humans is holding up my baby at about 6 months, right before they start any solids, knowing that I've built the cells of their body from my own. Through pregnancy and then breastfeeding. It's an incredible moment to ponder how incredible life is.

“No time to explain, get in the Orangina”

❤️🖼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The Oor Wullie mural on the Hilltown has become a favourite among locals! I love it! Such brilliant artwork with a powerful message! It was created as part of the Dundee Graffiti Jam by Gazmac + Sapien. 📸 Adam Milroy / Supplied

@IshbelMcF Flawless.

What I need is a gentle, melancholy film set in the golden age of steam about a Station Master and a train driver who have a forbidden but wonderful love affair and I need it to be called: The Tender

Ah, my kind of jumper.

Gove, Actually

Don't be like Riky M

@overlandertheb1 How long have you been making this argument? And has the lamp post responded?

@dougalstanton I've long argued that Prince Harry and Tommy Robinson should lead an army of convicts and football thugs into Ireland, make the UK whole again.

Forgetting.